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Mr_Blott

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Mr_Blott ,

Is Shaka Ponk metal? Probably

Mr_Blott ,

Can I have one?

Mr_Blott ,

Is sleeping in your car being illegal some sort of FREEDOM©®™ thing that I'm way too European to understand?

Mr_Blott ,

I was 30 when Far Cry came out

Yeah I'll buy the next one

Mr_Blott ,

I expect you also think Fahrenheit is more intuitive

Mr_Blott ,

Not sure if the Regulator intervened

It was an EU thing before....well you know what you did

Mr_Blott ,

More like a bunch of folk who were turfed out of Europe for being a bit too religiously weird

That takes some doing in the 16th century 😂

Mr_Blott ,

It's been like that for 20 years though. This is the future and it still isn't ready

Mr_Blott ,

Because you've been trying to find drivers that work 😂😂

Mr_Blott ,

Meanwhile yanks with their two spices - butter and sugar

"Our food is the tastiest in the wuuuurld"

Aye but yous can't afford that coronary eh mate 😂

Mr_Blott ,

Bri'ish food is some of the best in the world too. Because we know how to use spices and not high fructose corn syrup

Mr_Blott ,

American modern beers - Just keep throwing hops at it until it stops tasting like piss. Doesn't matter if it tastes more like a bunch of daffodils than beer, we'll just call it "craft" 😂

Mr_Blott ,

And how, in your wee head, does the fact that it came about due to colonisation make it not British?

Mr_Blott ,

No, there's no point pretending they're not fat cunts as well

But we're pretending they don't consume vast amounts of spices too. They're fat smelly cunts tbh

Mr_Blott ,

Base an entire market off a 30 year old meme

😂

Mr_Blott ,

American pizza= more greasy than Italian pizza. That's why you think it tastes better

Mr_Blott ,

Newcastle Summer?

Beer that tastes like rain, wet sausage rolls and tracksuit armpits, I'm guessing

Mr_Blott ,

Nice spelling, Wordsworth

Mr_Blott ,

I'd rather nail my foreskin to a tree than click a TikTok link.

WTF are you even looking at shite like that for?!?

Mr_Blott ,

No idea what you're talking about, I'm not getting my news sources from internet cancer

Mr_Blott ,

Haute Savoie - "Am I a joke to you?"

Mr_Blott ,

Whole planet looking at this thinking that sounds lovely, what the fuck you tal..

Oh it's you lot again 🙄

Mr_Blott ,

Under a tree, side of a lake?

Magnificent

Mr_Blott ,

When you actually do the calculations... Even just taking a rough "6 kids per 100,000" killed with firearms, doesn't sound too bad no?

That's about 20,000 KIDS killed per year

TWENTY FUCKIN THOUSAND

Christ on a bike

Mr_Blott ,

"In polite conversation, one should never mention religion or politics, as it never ends well"

Americans - "Hold my beer"

Mr_Blott ,

Please don't, that never works out

Mr_Blott ,

Lived in Paris for a year and this is 100% the reason, according to Parisian waitstaff I knew. Same for the Brits.

Apparently the reason is the french motto "Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité"

They take that shit seriously. Every job is equally valuable and to be respected. You speak to and treat a waiter or a cleaner the same way you speak to a doctor or a lawyer, they're all égal humans

A sizeable portion of American and British tourists treat waitstaff like animals, and cleaners as though they don't exist, then wonder why they're rude to them

It's égalité, and yous started it, yous cunts 😂

Mr_Blott ,

bi visibility

Statistically, most people have two eyes

Mr_Blott ,

Pavement. Pave. Ment. Ment for paves

Mr_Blott ,

Was amazed that the ebikes in Switzerland have number plates.

Then realised it's Switzerland and of course they do

Mr_Blott ,

I'm sorry but could you repeat that with measurements that aren't straight out of the 14th century?

Perhaps washing machines or football fields?

Mr_Blott ,

It's not honey, it's high fructose corn syrup

Mr_Blott ,

If it's not just honey, it's not honey. Therefore it's HFCS

Mr_Blott ,

Me? Fuckin hell I must've been fuckin hammered that night mate. Sorry, don't remember a thing. Tell you what, I'll put right anything I did personally, alright?

Mr_Blott ,

It's been a couple years since I last tried Linux, so maybe it's gotten better

Have been seeing this same comment for two decades now so I'm guessing -

Narrator - "It hadn't"

Mr_Blott ,

We kinda see California like someone bought the EU on wish.com, so they're heading the right direction

firefly , to Memes
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Republican Martial Art

@memes

Mr_Blott ,

How do I downvote something twice thanks

Mr_Blott ,

Found the Korean

Mr_Blott ,

I conclude the moon has a vaj

Mr_Blott ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e716de91-c1ff-42d1-80c0-f37cf0338214.jpeg

[OC] Anyone else insist on using the generic name for all meds? (lemmy.world)

Image: 4 panels organized in a rectangle following a sequential order like a comic strip. The first panel is of a man with a very serious face stating, "Hey man, got any diphenhydramine?" The second panel is a grainy picture of the actor Robert Downey Jr. with a slightly inquisitive face and saying, "What's that?" The third...

Mr_Blott ,

Paracetamol

Aspirin

Ibuprofen

What? That's what they're called

Mr_Blott ,

Dafuk is a floz

Mr_Blott ,

A lot of people live in undeveloped countries where you can't drink out of the tap. You know like Russia and America

Mr_Blott ,

Christ on a bike these things are shit

The scrubber softens with warm water and gets harder with cold water

That's THE EXACT FUCKIN OPPOSITE OF WHAT WOULD BE USEFUL FOR SCRUBBING

Mr_Blott ,

Is that the chip that makes pictures have more than 3 pixels?

Amazon Subscribe & Save percentages not adding up (lemmy.ml)

I only needed one more item to "unlock extra savings up to 15%", so I added an extra item to see what the savings would be. I didn't think the savings matched what was advertised, so I removed an item to see what the difference was (making sure to screenshot before/after this time). Turns out the price of 3 out of 4 items is the...

Mr_Blott ,

See what you did there is, you thought a bunch of money-grabbing billionaires would give you a good deal

STOP USING AMAZON YOU FUCKING DONKEYS

Mr_Blott ,

Are you suggesting there are no other websites where you can buy what you need, or are you saying they cost a little bit more and have slightly longer delivery times, and that inconveniences you, so you'd rather not support smaller companies?

Thanks for that

Mr_Blott ,

Ha ha ha they're not being overly cautious, it's just their overpriced car flat out lied to them about its remaining range 😂

Just waiting for that fucker to get his balls felt in the EU lol

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