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robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder if he had some sort of penile disorder that was untreatable at the time.

Boxscape ,
@Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Also Sir Isaac Newton:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/28/15/28/281528b2d916db19ee1479a237687e04.jpg

carl Bot ,

@Track_Shovel That explains a lot.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I'm? Being insulted by a bot?

velox_vulnus ,

Bots have gained sentience, must nuke all data servers!

cheese_greater ,

Next thing you know they'll be posing thru pieces of bread/toast

grue ,

I was gonna comment "yeah, but Leibniz fucks!" but then I decided to fact-check myself.

"Leibniz never married, and his funeral was only attended by his personal secretary."

...well, shit. The meme checks out!

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.

grue ,

That's possible, but if that were the case I'd expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral.

hakunawazo ,

At least there are tasty cookies named after him. That's even better than scientific fame.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/695bd5e1-27e6-4cfd-ad3f-015dcbebcea9.jpeg

grue ,

Inb4 the "[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!"

RizzRustbolt ,

Well that confirms it then... Leibniz was ace.

BubbleMonkey ,
@BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net avatar

They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.

Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

kautau ,

“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

BubbleMonkey ,
@BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net avatar

That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with…..?

If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

Or whatever.

Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life..

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

And many smart people aren't great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

BubbleMonkey ,
@BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net avatar

Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho.. just sayin.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

buy twitter

call it nutter

fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

hakunawazo ,

Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too

CodexArcanum , (edited )

They say there are no asexuals in fox holes

Shard ,

African or European swallow?

Rhynoplaz ,

I don't know thaaaaaahhhhhh!

son_named_bort ,

You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

Dadifer ,

Wasn't he fairly religious?

eldavi ,

so too are a lot of gay men

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4e1a63e5-6b56-491c-ac7d-fc3b5afbe1cf.jpeg

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

His other calculus half also had a beautiful mane

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/10bb012a-2a7d-4689-b41b-8eba7eac50ec.jpeg

OozingPositron ,
@OozingPositron@feddit.cl avatar

What's the tangent on those curls?

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Approaching infinite volume, by the looks of them

sangriaferret ,

Um, I'm pretty sure that's Brian May.

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