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  • Raab ,

    In my opinion the problem is the absolute clout chase that is these comments cluttering the comments section. You need to click the video to see the comments, so everyone that sees that comment is clearly listening on or beyond February 2024. It's just useless.

    perishthethought OP ,

    How am I stopping anyone from expressing themselves by posting about this on lemmy?

    That seems to be your job.

    Emerald ,

    If it was a small artist this would make sense. Imagine an artist with less then 1000 views on YouTube. It might be interesting to see if they have any superfans still listening

    udon ,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V2VfWYgN18

    My favorite example at the moment, 10y/o Youtube gold with less than 3000 views. One of those comments from 2021

    xenoclast ,

    I always assumed the majority of these were bots for MarTech companies testing for engagement.

    Mind you, I assume 90% of YouTube comments are these days.

    perishthethought OP ,

    It was the Pet Shop Boys

    dustyData ,

    “[Insert name of insanely popular YouTuber or YT channel] brought me here!”

    RGB3x3 ,

    Shit YouTube comments are usually:

    On a video from PragerU

    "Former President Barak Obama brought me here!"

    Prandom_returns ,

    HEY, THAT'S ME!! I'M LISTENING TO THIS IN 2024!!!
    How did they know????? Holy shit!! Like like like!!

    FlyingSquid ,
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    I have commented one single time on YouTube (years ago) and it was to thank someone for uploading something that was historic and was not something I had seen before or had been uploaded to YouTube before. And I made sure to make it was more than a "thank you!" I also didn't expect a response.

    I don't even respond to people who comment on my own videos.

    This inane shit makes no sense to me.

    zeekaran ,

    I just assume these are all from twelve year olds.

    laurelraven ,

    I hate those comments... I can't say they're the most useless garbage out there, but they're damned close.

    Maalus ,

    "first"

    smooth_tea ,

    This.

    INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

    👌

    bionicjoey ,

    Lol

    Johanno ,

    Laughing out loud!

    LunchEnjoyer ,

    The platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus),[3] sometimes referred to as the duck-billed platypus,[4] is a semiaquatic, egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania. The platypus is the sole living representative or monotypic taxon of its family Ornithorhynchidae and genus Ornithorhynchus, though a number of related species appear in the fossil record.

    Together with the four species of echidna, it is one of the five extant species of monotremes, mammals that lay eggs instead of giving birth to live young. Like other monotremes, the platypus senses prey in cloudy water through electrolocation. It is one of the few species of venomous mammals, as the male platypus has a spur on the hind foot that delivers an extremely painful venom.

    PoolloverNathan ,

    JasonDJ ,

    Inb4 pun thread

    rickyrigatoni ,
    @rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee avatar

    who else reading this comment in 2024?????

    Emerald ,

    Me! Omg how crazy

    skuzz ,
    chetradley ,

    I used to use an addon that would replace YouTube comments with the Reddit comments if the video had been posted there at some point. It was better, but not by much.

    threelonmusketeers ,

    Is there a Lemmy equivalent yet?

    chetradley ,

    Had to do a little digging, but it appears there is! Haven't tried it yet, but the comments seem very positive. https://merv.news/post/644180

    Signtist ,
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    It's the year 1.7×10^106^. The heat death of the universe is imminent. Still listening to this banger. Modern music sucks - I was born in the wrong generation. Like if you agree.

    maniacal_gaff ,

    The "born at the wrong time" is such a lame comment and I see it a lot on good old music posts. Do they not understand they live in a time where they can listen to the old music AND the new stuff? Good chance if they lived in that last generation they would have been complaining about how all the Smashing Pumpkins or Pink Floyd stuff is awful and wish they'd been jamming out with Gershwin.

    Knuschberkeks ,

    Also, the music from the past we listen to now is only the best of the best of what the 90s or whatever had to offer. There was just as much bad music then, but that is long forgotten. What remains are just the absolute bangers. As a kid I wanted to find some more music similar to the Beatles, and decided the easiest way was to look at the charts from the mid to late 60s and listen to that. Most of it was atrocious.

    pantyhosewimp ,

    I feel like you’re taking a shot at Fun Boy Three.

    EatATaco ,

    best of what the 90s or whatever had to offer.

    Yo, you best stop talking about my 90s music like it's old. Save that for the 70s and earlier music. You know the stuff that happened before I was born.

    Knuschberkeks ,

    sorry :)

    mPony ,

    For more on the above phenomenon, watch the movie Midnight In Paris.

    When I was a kid I loved listening to Jimi Hendrix. a lot. I listened to everything I could. For a while I wondered what it must have been like to see Jimi play Monterey. Then I discovered Prince. It turns out I loved Prince even more than I ever loved Jimi Hendrix. It also turns out comparing the two isn't really fair.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    And the weird thing is this was a comment on a Lawrence Welk song.

    mediOchre ,

    0:07 “Who's listening in 2024" lol

    0:09 "who's still listening in 2024????????" killed me LMAOOOO

    perishthethought OP ,

    Haha, what about March 6 at 10:05am CET? Any changes in the listeners i should be aware of?

    possiblylinux127 ,
    @possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip avatar

    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW MR. CRABS?

    spez ,
    @spez@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Even worse are the comments on old songs, any culture, any language. You'll always have comments like "I am 13 and I love this music! Modern music bad!". It really sucks the joy out of listening to those songs.

    The_wild_card ,

    True

    entropicdrift ,
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    The good news is, you don't need your eyes for listening

    spez ,
    @spez@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Once I see them, it just does something to me.

    zerkrazus ,

    Now you tell me. I've been putting my headphones on my eyes for years and wondering why I couldn't hear anything.

    laurelraven ,

    That sounds like a thinly veiled threat...

    SpaceNoodle ,

    I solve this by never looking at comments.

    herrvogel ,

    There was a browser extension they replaced all the words in yt comments with "bla". Pretty great stuff.

    Gordon ,

    It really sucks the joy out of listening to those songs.

    Does it tho?

    Really?

    Why are you so mentally invested in that song and other people's opinions of it?

    dustyData ,

    Some people are irrationally angry at everything that anyone young does or likes, because deep down it reminds them of their own mortality and the short span of time we are actually allocated to live life.

    AbsurdityAccelerator ,

    Plenty of opposites too.

    "I am 47 and discovered this thanks to my kids. Not all old people reject modern music"

    possiblylinux127 ,
    @possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip avatar

    Its always the music that's 10 years old

    jj4211 ,

    The chorus of:
    "I'm <insert some usually made up age> and <some asinine comment>"

    I find more obnoxious than the "who's watching/listening in <bla blah>" comments.

    Broadly speaking I don't bother looking at comments on youtube, the signal to noise ratio is on the floor.

    possiblylinux127 ,
    @possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip avatar

    Plot twist, the sing came out 5 years ago

    0x2d ,

    hyprland pfp!

    GreatDong3000 ,

    Prolly bots right? I really don't think there are so many actual people in the world who think about commenting that.

    I bet 50 these comments will disappear when LLMs become cheap af to run en masse so bots can be more realistic and varied.

    spez ,
    @spez@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Or kids. Most probably kids.

    mPony ,

    50

    why not 5000?
    I think we may be in for a spot of trouble.

    Okokimup ,
    @Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

    Who's reading this post in 1895? Because I accidentally dropped my phone while time traveling.

    dditty ,
    @dditty@lemm.ee avatar

    My AI girlfriend just dictated your post me to in 2049

    intensely_human ,

    All the best food is penis shaped. Hot dogs, popsicles, dicktaters.

    wesker ,
    @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Who's still utilizing YouTube comments in 2024???????

    corsicanguppy ,

    utilizing

    This is an added bonus. When people use the big words for no reason (or rhyme, dawg), I can only hear it in a Mike Tyson lithp.

    wesker ,
    @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Utilizing is a big word for you?

    Bubs ,

    "utilithing"

    mPony ,

    Utili-tizing
    (i've heard this word spoken more than once and I'm still recovering)

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