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Hugh_Jeggs ,

If I was an AI and I read "I bought a couple CVS thermometers"

I'd assume you'd bought a married couple some thermometers

No wonder it's confused

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Bleachy-teeth people, this means you

Don't grin at me you fucked up freak 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

This should be pursued the same way as if you broke into the Louvre and shat on the Venus Di Milo

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Complaining about things over a two hour lunch break *with a glass of wine

Sorted that for you

Hugh_Jeggs ,

A lot of people reckon the small glass of wine is necessary to help digest the ridiculously fatty food without absorbing the fat

See the French Paradox

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I'd say that, in reference to small amounts, there's a difference between "bad for you" and "won't actually harm you" but I'm not going to argue with your point

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I'm guessing you could blow some wicked tuneful raspberries

In stereo too

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Plfptflptflptftlpfplt

Hugh_Jeggs ,

The houses in the background look like the 1970s council flats in northern England until you zoom in and realise they're made of paper maché and string

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I've got some of those bags you put your clothes in then seal with a vacuum cleaner, if that's any use

Hugh_Jeggs ,

You realise it's new tech and probably needs a proprietary connection?

Did you disqualify ebikes too when they appeared?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

It's not just for the panel though, it's for switching between feeding an outlet and supplying an appliance, looks pretty intelligent to me

But I live in the EU, if they make it proprietary for no reason, they'll get told to fuck off rather quickly 😂

Google Search’s “udm=14” trick lets you kill AI search for good | Ars Technica (arstechnica.com)

Tack "&udm=14" on to the end of a normal search, and you'll be booted into the clean 10 blue links interface. While Google might not let you set this as a default, if you have a way to automatically edit the Google search URL, you can create your own defaults.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Yes.

This is like coming into a thread about Windows and doing the i uSe aRcH bY thE wAy thing

I don't use Google but your comment is childish

Hugh_Jeggs ,

If you're surprised that people still use Google to search then I hope you don't get a job as a statistician 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Are you like, about 14?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Lemmy is exactly the audience for this, thanks!

It just seems like there are are more Linux users because they're constantly bleating about it in smug, self-congratulary comments

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Having checked a few Reddit threads by the Rufus dev, this seems the way to go!

Hugh_Jeggs ,

What happens if I slap the button with my cock?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Amazing that mammoths were renovating wine cellars that long ago

Hugh_Jeggs ,

So in every other country if they tried something like that, students would kick up shit, government would step in and sort it

So it's either, too pussy to stand up for yourselves, or you're living in a dictatorship

Which is it? 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Is that a dik-dik dick?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Ha ha being British I read "chip-making machines" totally differently and thought "Bit harsh"

Hugh_Jeggs ,

an incredibly western take on religion.

An incredibly *American take on religion

Mention the word Christian to an yank and a European and the mental image it creates is like chalk and cheese

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I'm saying European Christians are pretty chill, and they never mention their religion unless asked

Seppo Christians are fucking batshit

Something to do with all the weirdos being banished there in the 15th century for being too weird for even the weirdos in Europe 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Trying to persuade the (amazingly) only contractors on the entire planet that think they need a tiny-penis truck because they occasionally need to pick up some wood from Howm Deeepo to ride a bike is like trying to get blood from a stone

Hugh_Jeggs ,

In what sort of un-free shitehole is that a law?!?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Hey why you dissing Yorkies like that? ☹️

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Sounds like something someone who's never licked the ocean would say

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I heard it was Wensleydale and I wasn't that keen

Hugh_Jeggs ,

As a tradesperson, I would fuckin love that challenge

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    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    wHaT hApPpeNeD nExT wILL sHOcK yOU

    Instant downvote for the ghastly, childish headline and thumbnail

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Fucking weird that someone would even feel the need to put the left one in their shop window 😳

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Freedom of speech again yeah? So 1800s

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    That is unbelievably odd!

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Fern was absolutely brilliant in Taskmaster btw

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    I mean, your average Lemmy user has skin the thickness of a cobweb, and a developmentally-stunted sense of humour from growing up watching bland American sitcoms

    Unless the comments are coming with a laugh-track this can only go horribly wrong

    (Insert /s here due to poor reading comprehension on one side of the Atlantic)

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Stick to UK based communities, every comment is read as sarcasm by default, it makes life so much easier 😂

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    I love the idea. Feddit UK would be a good place for this, could see that taking off

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Don't blame me if it doesn't work, you talentless cunt

    If I need an /s here you can pull one out of your arse

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Fun fact - Lemmy got his name because he was always borrowing money to feed his speed habit "Lemmy a fiver"

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Just cancelled my prime today. I don't watch the video, just use it for delivery

    It said "But you've save €247 with your prime account since the start!"

    Over the last six years I've paid about €270 for the prime subscription

    Fuck off Amazon

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    (another year-ish)

    Glad to hear the IBS is clearing up

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Must be. Reading the article, most of the problems the writer was having would be highly illegal in the EU. A company like Honda would definitely be aware of that

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Dear "journalists", if your headline contains the word "slams", I just assume it's a poorly written article and I don't read it

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    And therein lies the problem ☝️

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    If you think a shitty company like Tesla wouldn't instantly stop your car from working if you did that, you're even more gullible than your comment suggests

    If 5k is the difference between a car you wouldn't buy and a car you would buy, you need to buy a car you can afford, not a car you want

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    10k car go brrrr

    15k car go brrrr

    🤷

    Hugh_Jeggs ,

    The ones you buy in the EU 😂😂😂

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