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Semivir

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Semivir ,

Definitely Bale.
Oh the memes...

[does the voice]
"Swear to me!"

Semivir ,

"Wait, do you mean literally, or figuratively?"

Yes.

Semivir ,

Hey at least they hit with the "you will regret this", so the receiver knows in advance there's not going to be an end to the words to come.

Semivir ,

Oh I like that one better!

Semivir ,

I swear I'm a good girl...

For this reason I bow my knees before the Father
Ephesians 3:14

Lot's of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.

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    Semivir ,

    Yes, definitely need more of these! I'll try make some if inspiration hits.

    Semivir OP ,

    Meow! :3

    Semivir OP ,

    Honestly? Didn't think that far ahead. Could be growing up twice as fast, but you might not want that. Could be learning things, in which case yay, but underwhelming. Could also be job/life experience, learning important lessons early to prevent making stupid mistakes?

    It's your NG+, so your call. 😊

    Semivir OP ,

    That's a bug, thanks for reporting. Should be fixed with the next update!

    Semivir ,

    Next level truck nuts. 🤣

    Semivir ,

    Anyone else feel like there have been so many different ways the word "gay" has been used as a slur - both ironically and unironically - that the whole concept just kinda doesn't work anymore?

    The only response my brain produces these days is just giggling and moving on. Like if your intentions are to shock me, I'm afraid that ship has sailed. Best thing I can compare it to is how poop jokes stop being funny when you hit a certain age, and start being a different kind of funny once you hit another.

    But it probably really depends on your environment.
    Obviously if you do feel negatively about the whole, that's a completely valid stance to take. Don't think of this as me trying to ifluence what should and should not offend you.

    Semivir ,

    That's a nice take! It is indeed the absurdity of it all that probably does it. My comment was more of a shower thought inspired by this post than a direct reaction to it.

    As you can probably tell from my choice of pronouns, I'm still figuring out what the concept of "being gay" even means to me. Though there's probably no point to doing so. Which only makes being called gay even funnier to me.

    That, and of course the ridiculous concepts of what does and does not make you gay, that are going around. But that's part of the original joke.

    Semivir ,

    Ah see, you got me there. I'll be sure to keep that in mind and do things very gayly from now on.

    Semivir ,

    Nothing wrong with a proper scream every now and then. Venting is a healthy practise.

    Semivir ,

    The average European can merely dream of experiencing the freedom to inhale a microburger.

    That's okay, the average American can merely dream of experiencing the culture of inhaling all our different junk food fumes. So that makes us even?

    Semivir ,

    Drive them over a bumpy road and it all turns into a bunch of gravel.. err yeah.

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    Semivir ,

    Definitely in team sit.

    It's more comfy. You're not staring at a wall, which is good for those who benefit from constant stimuli. There's no cleanup from splashes due to the larger height difference, surrounding area stays clean for longer. And as a bonus for some, it feels more feminine.

    Semivir ,

    Haha, somehow there is always a relevant XKCD.

    Semivir ,

    I get the feeling this is somehow going to get more facebook moms who somehow get their hands on these than it is going to get people on here. Which is still stupidly funny.

    Semivir ,

    Rain makes the street smell faintly of clay.

    (petrichor)

    Semivir ,

    Or, you know, as others have pointed out before... you use the hacksaw... right? The thing that is actually designed for cutting through metal... to just saw the freaking restraints or the thing they're attached to!

    (Can't remember if the movie plot actually has a fix for this loophole, the damn movie came out 20! years ago!)

    Semivir ,

    Fair enough. Guess the moral of the story is don't piss off the creative mass murderer.

    Semivir ,

    3/10.

    Picture doesn't depict a sandwich with gills.

    Semivir ,

    Alright, that settles it.

    OP, we have questions!

    Semivir ,

    As it turns out, grilling is also for everyone. You don't have to look like Hank Hill to enjoy a good grill.

    Semivir ,

    For the memez I'm going to say "of course", but I'm actually partial to wood or charcoal myself.

    There's just something about the authentic smokey flavour that makes your food taste amazing.

    Guess I'm an old fashioned guy/girl (not quite sure about either yet).

    Semivir ,

    Makes you wonder if the demographics are skewed towards Americans. Or maybe others are not that vocal about their local culture?

    Any fellow Europeans here?

    Semivir ,

    See, I always imagined Aussies as redneck brits, but somehow more approachable and friendly. But as they are quite literally on the other side of the world, I haven't interacted with enough Aussies to confirm or deny such prejudice.

    You guys really as friendly as my imagination suggests?

    Semivir ,

    The Dutch are usually pretty good at announcing their presence, as they will flock to anything even remotely associated with their country. Just look at the comments on a Not Just Bikes video and you'll see for yourself.

    They're also massive shitposters, so expect to find them in the less serious parts of the fediverse.

    Both provide great strategies to pull them out of hiding.

    Semivir ,

    Yeah, I'm with Chloe on this one.

    Semivir ,

    Titties are a universal love language.

    Even straight women admire boobies to a surprising degree.

    Semivir ,

    Definitely discussed titties with some of my gaybros before. Conclusion was "titties good", but sample size too low to know if that goes for the majority of gay men.

    As with straight women though, the attraction kinda shifts from lust to more of an artistic appreciation. That doesn't matter here though. Message still stands: Boobs are something else.

    Semivir ,

    Unless you're a cat, then I don't know what to tell you.

    Semivir ,

    Yeah, was about to say if the dream is driving Hotwheels cars across any breasts, why not grow your own?

    If it has to be someone else's, your solution sounds reasonable.

    Semivir ,

    That's what mirrors are for. Though I agree, it might be a bit tricky.
    (Definitely haven't just mimicked it to see if it would work...)

    Semivir ,
    • pats head *

    You are doing a wonderful job, keep posting silly shitposts.

    Semivir ,

    Not going to argue wth you on the bad, the world is definitely not in a good place right now.

    But most of it seems like symptoms, rather than cause. Culture wars are being used to divide and conquer, the same is true for warmongering tyrants that seem to invest heavily in foreign disruption tactics and hybrid warfare in an attempt to get the rest of the world off their backs.

    All this civil unrest leads to fear, competition over resources and therefore less solidarity overall. Getting rid of the people deliberately causing chaos would probably fix a lot of it.

    Semivir ,

    Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers.
    Lemme explain:

    Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink.
    Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

    The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

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