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funky_rodent Mod ,
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May you add a nsfw tag pls

Maven OP ,
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Done

AllNewTypeFace ,
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As they say in the Bible Belt, if you see a good Christian girl on her knees, chances are she ain’t praying.

TotallynotJessica ,
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Worshipping something more important than the Lord(not a high bar tbf)

AllNewTypeFace ,
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Or at least something that actually exists

ElectroLisa ,
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Source of the bottom panel?

summerof69 ,

The Bible.

JayObey711 ,

It's like he's the rizzler and I'm sticking out all my dedication and worship.

Taleya ,

Nah mate, for his is the power the kingdom and glory. Forever and ever.

antidote101 ,

God literally watches all his children have sex, stay away from him, dude's a major creep.

joyjoy ,

Who do you think the cuck chair is for?

SeekPie ,

What the fuck is a cuck chair? Do I even want to know?

pmmeyourseedbombs ,

It’s where the cuck sits, obviously.

BlueMagma ,

"C'est a genou que l'on aspire le mieux au bonheur"

sunoc ,

"aspire"

Ils savaient.

chumbalumber ,

Shlonkin the Lord silly

chumbalumber ,

You call the Lord 'Father'; I call him 'Daddy'.

Semivir ,

I swear I'm a good girl...

For this reason I bow my knees before the Father
Ephesians 3:14

Lot's of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.

chumbalumber ,

Tbh I'm happy to take the naughty bits from Ezekiel fully in context. I'm in it for the donkey dong.

Adi2121 ,

Ahh yes, 23:20. A classic.

TotallynotJessica ,
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Forgive me daddy 🙏 I've been a naughty girl 🥺

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
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I forgive you, no just kidding its spanking time

TotallynotJessica ,
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😩

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
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So it's time to start the slut era I guess

TotallynotJessica ,
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Only an E-slut, for now :3

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
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You lied to me 😪

TotallynotJessica ,
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Sorry, I can't physically touch people through a screen. If I figure out how to, I'll let you know 😘

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
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Please let me know, I need this feature too, I would slap so many people that would be so frickin awesome

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