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jaybone ,

You guys must be joking. Fuck I feel old.

Also now I kind of want a WinXP DE on Linux lol.

Gen Z falls for online scams more than their boomer grandparents do. The generation that grew up with the internet isn’t invulnerable to becoming the victim of online hackers and scammers. (www.vox.com)

Gen Z falls for online scams more than their boomer grandparents do. The generation that grew up with the internet isn’t invulnerable to becoming the victim of online hackers and scammers.::undefined

jaybone ,

Plot twist: avocado toast is the scam.

jaybone ,

Yeeeeeeeeeeeahhh see it’s just that we’re putting new cover sheets on the TPS reports…

jaybone ,

First read this as therapy cult.

Am also sleep deprived.

jaybone ,

Just pour some cranberry juice in afterwards.

jaybone ,

90/20 rule is how this image is cropped.

jaybone ,

Is she the one dating that basketball player?

jaybone ,

My cat likes to play with boxes.

But she likes to play on the keyboard too… 🤔

jaybone ,

Big Popa.

See white smoke in the air, and say a true prayer.

jaybone ,

Sky news should just be the weather channel.

IBM scraps rewards program for staff inventions, wipes away cash points | Big Blue staffers aren’t pleased to lose out on potential bonuses (www.theregister.com)

IBM scraps rewards program for staff inventions, wipes away cash points | Big Blue staffers aren’t pleased to lose out on potential bonuses::Big Blue staffers aren't pleased to lose out on potential bonuses

jaybone ,

No it’s not.

If this were such a common practice there would hardly be any US contributors to open source projects.

jaybone ,

And it still fucked up the fingers.

jaybone ,

Leave it to the British to watermark their memes. What are you guys, the Reddit of Europe?

jaybone ,

No. 2000s Google, I could search for a specific string in quotes (like an obscure error message trying to boot xbmc on an old xbox, or a kernel patch for a hackintosh) Now it’s all some SEO bullshit about how I need to watch some asshole’s 10 minute YouTube video about something tangentially related.

jaybone ,

Besides, getting RealPlayer videos to play on Redhat 6 was half the fun.

jaybone ,

Next up: scientists detect sarcasm.

jaybone ,

This is managements fault, not the engineers fault.

We have to implement the requirements we are given. If we don’t, we get fired and they hire someone else who will do it.

jaybone ,

Oh so like how other browsers reported Windows NT for decades… cool.

jaybone ,

Oh shit. I’ve been eating boots and licking Ds.

It all makes sense now.

jaybone ,

The industrial ones.

jaybone ,

Ordered Uber but got instacart.

jaybone ,

Did they lose their cars too?

Driving a lawn mower on a public road would be just as illegal as driving a car right? Just more suspicious actually.

jaybone ,

You can drive an unregistered vehicle on a public road? I don’t think that works where I live.

jaybone ,

“Look at me, im in Christmas commercial for sugar water.”

jaybone ,

Big Fruit is going to control our minds and enslave us all. If only they could get the interns to configure their shitty Linus distro.

jaybone ,

Of course it is like USB since the S in USB stand for serial; Universal Serial Bus.

I don’t remember if RS232 was plug and play or hot swap though. I think you might have had to boot with those plugged in. PS/2 I think you could? And of course USB you can. Good times.

jaybone ,

Do you boil calzones and fuck dumplings?

jaybone ,

Can Wikipedia simply not allow users from Texas or Florida? I.e. not operate in that jurisdiction?

jaybone ,

I feel like they should see the consequences of their actions. The politicians might learn that the public won’t put up with this shit, rather than have it forced upon them by a higher court so they can continue to play the victim card.

jaybone ,

With all the fuckin meetings we have, we’re lucky to get in 30 hours of coding.

jaybone ,

Other way around. Managers were engineers and want to micromanage implementation details.

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