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jaybone ,

The email center controls the tubes that connect the webnet.

jaybone ,

If you rent a brush to paint with, is the painting not yours? If you rent a musical instrument to record an original song with, is the song not yours?

jaybone ,

Literally by definition boomers would have been born after WW2.

jaybone ,

I was hoping they could make an AI that would be angry for me.

jaybone ,

You are not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

jaybone ,

What is the difference between SunOS and Solaris?

Solaris uname identifies as SunOS. iirc

jaybone ,

“FAg” is part of the hash in the URL.

That’s censorship for you.

jaybone ,

I don’t get it.

jaybone ,

Do they have a player named shrimp? Rice is a more common surname.

jaybone ,

Sigh. I keep getting my popcorn ready to watch the shitshow and it’s like something always comes up and it never happens.

Makes me wonder if these things aren’t coincidences.

jaybone ,

I assume if Lemmy ever got big enough to be an actual threat, the big guys would do something about it. I’m not sure what though, but something.

jaybone ,

Have they still not done their IPO yet??

Shit or get off the pot.

jaybone ,

Years ago you used to be able to comment in ad threads. And most people were just calling the ad out on its bullshit. So they stopped allowing comment replies in those threads.

This will somehow be different?

jaybone ,

I assume the downvote doesn’t really count. It just looks to you as if it did.

jaybone ,

That’s a lot like Lemmy though.

jaybone ,

“Who are the grittin?”

“We all are!”

jaybone ,

They should have put the /s

jaybone ,

C===3 needs some kind of javascriot explanation.

jaybone ,

“What did he do?”

“You know, additional stuff.”

jaybone ,

Eat more ice cream. Maximize your size.

jaybone ,

Seems like you’d miss a lot of that show’s references.

jaybone ,

I can only imagine the whining and complaining and victimization if their opponents used the same tactics.

jaybone ,

2 units of alcohol?

What is a unit of alcohol?

jaybone ,

Yeah in the US the slogan was “its Australian for beer, mate.”

And the joke was “it’s Australian for piss, mate.”

For just an average macro brew lager, I don’t think it’s that bad.

I also associate Sapporo with Japan, which again is not bad for that type of beer.

jaybone ,

Is this what zoomers think 30 year olds look like?

jaybone ,

Black and Spiked sounds like a new show on CBS Must See Thursday

jaybone ,

My bosses don’t even drink, and they make shitty financial decisions all the time.

jaybone ,

In a shocking twist, it turns out the DOD is owned by the corporations.

jaybone ,

Can someone put this guy next to monkey Jesus?

jaybone ,

You need to press control alt delete and then insert a bent paper clip into the small hole in your CD-ROM drive. No, not that hole, the other one. Oops, you just made a five volt connection which fried every board in the system. Now you need to contact Compaq support. But they were just acquired by HP. And Fry’s went out of business. But it’s Thursday evening and Lost season 3 is starting tonight. Will Kate hook up with Jack or Sawyer?

jaybone ,

Today is the best day of the rest of your life.

jaybone ,

That’s if we’re lucky.

jaybone ,

These costumes aren’t going to sell themselves.

jaybone ,

The comfort is also part of the simulation.

jaybone ,

I’m still surprised people still use the term sysadmin.

jaybone ,

I miss the term sys admin.

Now it’s always something like “devops scrum hardware master” or some bullshit.

jaybone ,

20 years ago it was PCMCIA wifi drivers.

Now it seems like it’s always some kind of disk boot filesystem issue.

jaybone ,

To me it says 60 Minutes asks super obvious questions. Or questions that you already know the answer to.

jaybone ,

“Would you say your dick is out?”

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