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phorq ,

Love like a brother?...

phorq ,

Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

phorq ,

Are beans allowed again on Lemmy?

phorq ,

Technology's Cyclical

phorq ,

There's something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again...

phorq ,

Even better would be to remap their keyboard's semicolon key to that symbol

phorq ,

I'll take your word for it as I live in one of the US state.

phorq ,

Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn't seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to...

phorq ,

Quick, somebody call Dr. Bees!

phorq ,

Takes one to know one! gottem!

phorq ,

Sudo? Not likely, on bad days I run as root by default...

phorq ,

Why are you hogging all the hot singles in your area to yourself? Sharing is caring!

phorq ,

You're an agent of rules

phorq ,

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

phorq ,

That's probably because you listen to music for enjoyment rather than to prove something... How dare you!

phorq ,

Don't rush his metamorphosis, he'll hatch from that cocoon eventually...

phorq ,

Yeah, it's obvious a jealous Manjaro user stole that dude's sticker...

Edit: almost forgot... I use arch btw...

phorq ,

Melatonin and a fan are cheap compared to therapy...

phorq ,

Well yeah, it slid off...

phorq ,

The more money is charged, the more likely it is to inflate.

phorq ,

Why are there so many urinals? Just install the urinals you need, frankly we could probably share the same urinal dependency... I also run arch btw...

phorq ,

GNU + GUN

phorq ,

Username checks out, couch potatos are lovers...

phorq ,

I've used Xournal++ before for adding things like signatures to pdfs

phorq ,

It's all fun and games until you realize the cat now has all the control...

phorq ,

No, that son only rose on the third day.

phorq ,

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can't find you...

ajsadauskas , to Fuck Cars
@ajsadauskas@aus.social avatar

What can you get to within a 15-minute walk of your house?

A recent YouGov survey asked Americans what they think they should be able to get to within a 15-minute walk of their house.

Of these choices, I can currently walk to all of them from my apartment, aside from a university (no biggie, I'm not currently studying, although there is a Tafe within walking distance), a hospital, and a sports arena.

How many can you get to with a 15 minute walk from your house?

@fuck_cars

phorq ,

Disappointingly I only have the grocery store within that distance, and it's a Walmart with no sidewalk for a stretch of that walk... But back to that list... Why would you need a gas station within walking distance? Am I walking with my car Flintstones style?

phorq ,

Wait... Are oranges made by killing orangutans? How could I have been so blind!

phorq ,

Channeling his inner Jim Carrey

phorq ,

Joke's on you, I'm my own worst enemy!

phorq ,

I hid it in my popcorn bucket

phorq ,

If you shave your broccoli it looks bigger, might be a good idea for a diet.

phorq ,

Joke's on you, I'm gonna automate a bot to do it for me after I go off the grid. That way they don't notice I'm gone.

phorq ,

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate wife for me!

phorq ,

Am I dyslexic or is the joke unclear?

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    phorq ,

    Thank you for the translation, I was really struggling with those weird symbols they were using.

    phorq ,

    I thought it was a misspelling of cishette (a short cisgendered person)... I was excited for a second as a white cishette heterosexual male that my people were finally being singled out in a meme with a cool new nickname... There are DOZENS of us!

    phorq ,

    That's just its way of getting you to pick it up again.

    phorq ,

    Why compete when you can not?

    phorq ,

    Yeah... I knew something was missing... That was really cool to see with my Spanish learning whenever I understood one.

    phorq ,

    They learned it from watching us!

    phorq ,

    Rookie move, the key is to have pocket sand that you throw into their eyes to give you move time and to make room for the pocket change...

    phorq ,

    Fry-curious?

    phorq ,

    Two sides of the same coin? whatever mad scientist fused those people together must be brought to justice!

    phorq ,

    The problem is that they actually don't mean that. And truthfully I don't mind the idea of paying for video hosting, that shit's expensive, but YouTube is going about it in the worst way possible.

    phorq ,

    Car insurance is in place of health insurance, not life insurance

    phorq ,

    You do you my highness

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