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pickman_model ,

Yes. Much like sports, you have professional and high performance Olympic level.

GeneralVincent ,

Personally I'm a sex speedrunner champ 😎

chiliedogg ,

Barbados Slim got a gold medal in it.

damnthefilibuster ,

And then there’s causal sex.

zea_64 ,

What if I want to.have sex faster than 300,000,000m/s?

drbluefall ,
@drbluefall@toast.ooo avatar

That would violate sexual relativity.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My MMR for sex must be through the roof because I've never lost a match.

zea_64 ,

Does undefined count as through the roof?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

-1 means infinite doesn't it?

threethan ,

You must play at least 10 rounds to be ranked. Single-player playtime does not contribute.

sigmaklimgrindset ,
@sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz avatar

Man, I should play DMC5 again...

mosiacmango ,
SinkingLotus ,
@SinkingLotus@lemmy.world avatar

If ranked competitive sex is a thing, then the number one in the scene must be Lisa Sparks for sleeping with 919 men in one day.

Toribor ,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

Yup, that sounds pretty cumpetitive to me.

lostme ,

Nah, the opposite is formal sex which is when it's between two people with very tight schedules, so they plan it via email

Godnroc ,

To whom it may concern,

Regarding your proposal of "smashing dat ass", I am amenable. Is there a good time/day in your schedule over the next week? I could likely find 5 minutes Tuesday evening or Friday morning this week or late next week excluding Thursday.

Best,
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Agent641 ,

They shake hands before and after.

KeenFlame ,

Man is it just me or is lemmy actually popping off lately?

assplode ,

I've been thinking the the same thing! I'm seeing a lot more interesting content posted here

SkyerixBOI ,

Oh yeah now I feel motivated. -Vergil, probably

msage ,

Nero:

GluWu ,

I'm only silver, can anyone help me grind to platinum?

korok ,
@korok@possumpat.io avatar

depends, does it help if you group with someone who’s in iron?

GluWu ,

Even better, I need someone to just crush all day. All that matters to me is making shots.

grue ,
TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

so sad

Gork ,

In April 2023, Swedish newspaper Göteborgs-Posten debunked the claims, stating that the Swedish Sex Federation's application for membership had been denied by the Swedish Sports Confederation (RF).

Booooooo :(

Bumblefumble ,

Casual gaming implies the existence of formal gaming.

gravitas_deficiency ,

We also have:

  • black tie gaming
  • business casual gaming
  • cocktail gaming
umbraroze ,
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

There are as many types of gaming as there are categories of clothing and apparel, then.

...Hazmat gaming: 1) (console gamers) doing couch co-op on someone else's couch and you really don't want to think about the condition of the couch in question. 2) (PC gamers) gaming while doing Half-Life cosplay? Dunno? Something???

TGhost ,
@TGhost@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

competitive sex = Porn,

jopepa ,

Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept. The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.

TGhost ,
@TGhost@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept.

Im not sure what to understand here ^^", Thats my english :(

The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.

Well, in this case, cant we determine they are driven (as an example of what to do) by "Porn" ? 😀

jopepa ,

Climax score=number orgasms

No, porn wasn’t a part of that relationship. I was disagreeing with parent comment that porn is competitive sex. From my personal experience with a partner that made score keeping in the bedroom a thing and in doing so made sex competitive.

Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Fine if no one else is gonna ask:

Did you win?

jopepa ,

Yes we did

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