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captainlezbian ,

Nah I chat with the other people in the car.

Listen I’m down to risk my life to save my wife, but I’m getting a gang together to do it. Going alone is suicide

peteypete420 ,

Fucking smart. Thanks for the tip. My car is still playing music cause we need the mood, but now that my brothers are in the car the soundtrack is harder to choose.

I'm thinking Jeru the Damaja, but whatever those two dickheads can agree on should work.

secret300 ,

Honestly I'm just bringing the boys cause I know we're all itching to kick some ass

Cowbee ,

Music. Need to perform at my best, after all.

Xantar ,

Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn't be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I'd be calling the cops (they're more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

Coreidan ,

they're more trained than I am to handle the situation

Whoa bold assumption there bud. You might want to recheck your math on that one.

Bill ,

Unless he's not American

Johanno ,

In America you just stop by the next gas station and buy a ton of explosives and a machine gun with 30 filled magazines. Then you grab a jerrycan of gasoline and some lighters and the cashier wishes you a nice evening on your party.

Xantar ,

We don't have guns where I'm from, and I don't have a car. So I'm more likely to get myself killed.

No no I'm pretty sure the math maths out.

Anticorp ,

So, even in your fantasies you're ineffective and reliant?

Xantar ,

Nah, I'm my fantasies I go Rambo style and slice everyone with a tactical knife while wearing a ghillie suit and warpaint, before carrying my wife victoriously in my arms to safety...but that wasn't the point was it ?

Demdaru ,

The only thing they fear is you

And then drive the car into the building, if possible jumping out earlier. Enter with knife. If they kidnappers have any logic in them, they are gonna book it because sure as hell whoever came is not normal.

And it gives me alibi of being in a state of irrational panic or something. Nobody will question such statement from someone who drove car into the building. :3

Anticorp ,

What if your wife is sitting along the wall that you put the car through?

Demdaru ,

Not my fault now is it? Should've moved, duh.

Anticorp ,

I was expecting "that's a chance I'm willing to take", but your answer is pretty solid too, unlike your wife.

KillingTimeItself ,

but you used :3

i think that might just classify you as clinically insane. You gotta be careful with what you say if you want a crafted image smh.

"yes officer i disemboweled 13 people in a fit of rage and then ate three human hearts but my wife was kidnapped what else was i supposed to do!" smiles cutely like an anime girl

KillingTimeItself ,

when did i get a wife and why is she only 30 minutes away from me, and why do i know this?

Hell i should be asking where i am now.

azalty ,
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Put some synthwave and sunglasses for immersion

boonhet ,

Knight rider theme and I'm going criminal charge fast

generalpotato ,

3 words…

Master of Puppets

loaExMachina ,

MASTERS OF PUPPETS ARE PULLING YOUR STRIINGS

Jarix ,

3 other words Ride the Lightning

generalpotato ,

Also Goated

Remmock ,

Ecstasy of Gold - Ennio Morricone

Jarix , (edited )

Ide follow that up with Carmina Burana oh fortuna - Carl Orff then strap into Ride of the Valkyries - Richard Wagner since we got 30 minutes

Itdidnttrickledown ,

That woman has been waiting years for that thirty minute drive. Just pick something.

rustyfish ,
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_lilith ,
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I would want this if I were going in with a baseball bat and a bluetooth speaker

rustyfish ,
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You and I. We should hang out some time.

Kalkaline ,
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Gotta get some hype music for the ass whooping you're about to bring.

Longpork3 ,

Name your playlist. 'X Gon give it to ya' is definitely on there somewhere.

BeardedSingleMalt ,
Rai ,
TheFriar ,

Exactly my thought. Gotta get fuckin ready to go all John wick or John McClane or Jean Claude Van Damme. With the right music maybe even go straight up Jon Hamm on those motherfuckers. Never go full John Cleese, though. And with the wrong music you might show up going John Mayer. Your wife might be into it, but she’d be dead real fast.

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

Estonia Eurovision 2024

twig ,

Yes. This on repeat.

HowMany ,

Could I run some errands first?

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