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As a reminder, Jeff Bezos owns The Washington Post, so don't feel bad ripping him off.

Robotic 'Third Thumb' Makes Tasks Possible With One Hand; Can Be A Game Changer For The Disabled (www.ibtimes.co.uk)

This controllable prosthetic, the Third Thumb, attaches to the right hand, granting wearers the ability to perform a slew of one-handed tasks such as grasping objects, opening bottles, sorting cards, and even peeling a banana.

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You've heard of the shocker, now imagine 2 chicks at the same time.

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Carbon tax, it was proposed so many years ago and it's always been a good idea.

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Amazing meme

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Welcome to the Internet, you must be new here.

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God damn you're old, I'm class of 2000 and I'm only 41.

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I just want my routines back on Google Assistant, I want to hear my news show in the morning, I want to hear the weather report, I want reminders on my schedule, I don't use the AI more than I used Assistant.

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Y'all are stretching, but it's just a meme so I'll let you have it.

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I misread it as "Whisky", still works

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Dudes need to sack up and realize there's a lot of dudes out there that are creepy. It's up to you as a stand up dude to call these creepy dudes out when they act up. Women don't owe you anything, you stand up for them because it's the right thing to do, and not because you want sex.

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Not in the context of the statement. If I punched them in the shoulder and said "sack up and don't rub it" that would be toxic, sure. Instead I'm saying sack up/man up and have a higher level of emotional intelligence which is not exactly a classic toxic masculinity trait.

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Heavily militarized police once the bad kids run out of ammo.

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Just because people are famous doesn't mean their opinions are valid.

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A very solemn and respectful dick out for Harambe

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Here's limited time access to a meditation app and 3 free counseling sessions at the online only therapist of our choosing.

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My family said I was dumb for hoarding Sears catalog lingere sections, but who's laughing now.

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Now to convince Grandma to use Signal

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Y'all just didn't recognize it when it happened. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/a-year-after-a-train-derailment-in-ohio-spilled-hazardous-chemicals-health-fears-persist-for-east-palestine

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Not a single "oh say can you see"

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Now for the AI generative art of Shrek and Obama smooching

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His Noodly One created the world yesterday and through His infinite wisdom and power made it look like the universe was billions of years old with millions of years of evolution. I don't know why you don't know this stuff, it should be taught in school. This country was built on pasta.

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Gotta get some hype music for the ass whooping you're about to bring.

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I'm sure they'll be hit with a fine equal to 0.01% of their profit for the year.

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I don't believe it at all

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Here's my contribution, it's not a super famous artwork.

https://leminal.space/pictrs/image/1cbbb169-cd88-4cd8-b3ae-6d69adf157c5.jpeg

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Misspelling the dude's name chef's kiss

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My doctor said clean the pipes every 48 hours.

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I put up an owl house in my backyard, and those ungrateful bastards let the squirrels have it. They were supposed to get rid of the squirrels not give them a house.

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Apples, but yeah

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Just because someone posts a dumbass statement doesn't mean you even have to interact with it.

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Your mom really needs to get a better graphic artist for her billboard. The message is fine, but I'm not crazy about the font or layout

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Remember, your only job as far as natural selection is concerned is to have offspring and have them survive long enough to repeat the cycle. Old people with bad eyesight just have to be able to keep the kids and grandkids alive.

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You'd be having sex with a sneaky fucker

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https://youtu.be/dKjCWfuvYxQ related video

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If by freedom you mean incessant bribes/lobbying from Intuit, HR Block, and other tax companies to keep it confusing, you're right.

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It's the goal of the original picture, people can't help but give cast iron advice.

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He really needed that yacht with a smaller yacht inside of it.

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How terrible

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Well yeah because you don't have to wear the stupid pants and shoes, you can but you don't have to

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Only because they don't have enough wildflowers and trees which would make for a much more challenging course.

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a mustachioed cyclist sitting in the corner hides away his Pabst Blue Ribbon

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I ordered a mudslide from that guy and there wasn't a bit of mud in it

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Gin, you want gin in a fancy glass

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Deleted my account and then made up a fictional worker with AI who works at Glassdoor in their Albuquerque location making $5mil/year as an intern and bitching about how the pay isn't great.

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Yep, but don't forget the rest of the billionaire class.

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Weight classes exist for a reason.

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I'm a free speech advocate, but I also have no idea what that phrase means.

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It was the kids in the flooded cave incident where "his invention" was deemed unusable for the rescue and he called the scuba diver that helped get the kids out a pedo. That was the big turning point for me at least. That and him making a bunch of CPAP/BIPAPS during COVID when what we needed was ventilators at the time. He's an idiot that is running on the fumes of his fans.

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