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UnrepententProcrastinator ,

Works better if she's french.

quantenzitrone ,

But the french won't invade the Kommentarsektion...

ComradeR ,

Then I wake up and remember that I don't have a dick...
Scheiße!

far_university1990 ,

π•―π–Žπ–Šπ–˜π–Š π•Άπ–”π–’π–’π–Šπ–“π–™π–†π–—π–˜π–Šπ–π–™π–Žπ–”π–“ π–Žπ–˜π–™ π–“π–šπ–“ π•°π–Žπ–Œπ–Šπ–“π–™π–šπ–’ π–‰π–Šπ–— π•­π–šπ–“π–‰π–Šπ–˜π–—π–Šπ–•π–šπ–‡π–‘π–Žπ– π•―π–Šπ–šπ–™π–˜π–ˆπ–π–‘π–†π–“π–‰

Fudoshin ,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Sieg

LittleBorat2 ,

You used the wrong font there. This is not the federal republic font.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

SPRICH

TwoCubed ,

DEUTSCH

shadearg ,
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

"Bye, Beni."

lemmy_get_my_coat ,

Yeah, but he's got all the horses...

CobblerScholar ,

Looks like your on the wrong side of the riiiiveerrrrrr

mctoasterson ,
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I...don't get it.

flicker ,

In German, "groß" (pronounced the same way as "gross" in English) means "large."

starchylemming ,

it only works on paper for its pronounced ever so slightly differently.
you could say it doesnt fit

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

you could say it doesnt fit

That's what she said?

hessenjunge ,

It can be spelled the same but is never pronounced the same.
Your girlfriend needs to be texting you for this joke to work.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Lol, that's funny. Thanks for explaining!

AndrasKrigare ,

"Gross" means "large" in English

H1jAcK ,

Ich habe einen großen Bleistift

ComradePorkRoll ,

I don't speak pretzel, but I'm pretty sure this is a lie.

tja ,
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PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Germans are weird. Last one I was with kept screaming her age when we tried anal

"Nein! Nein!"

Stanwich ,

God. Damn. ΰ² _ΰ² . ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) .

tdawg ,

Right here officer. Ya that's the guy

Gabu ,

You know, these sorts of jokes are very similar to the subject they depict... used to be everywhere on the internet, not very funny and now they're dead.

GlitterInfection ,

Good on you for dating a 99 year old woman!

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Chris Chan?

xavier666 ,
@xavier666@lemm.ee avatar

Oof!

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