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Boomkop3 ,

And nothing of value was lost

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

The world was a better place for about 20 minutes

Atelopus-zeteki ,
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Going on a couple hours, it seems. LoL.

dog_ ,

lol

toxicbubble ,

feels kinda calming, a reminder of a simpler time

Synther ,

It’ll be back up, it always will because family “has” to use it because it’s the only “easy to use” social media platform they’ve knew for a decade. TBF, it’s pretty shit in terms of the ui and I can’t navigate through the damn settings.

I don’t actively browse or use facebook

victorz ,

Can confirm, navigating Facebook settings is a nightmare. Do they do it on purpose, you think? They don't want people turning shit off, and stuff?

Atelopus-zeteki ,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

Part of the plan. smh.

Usernameblankface ,
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*Shrugs

Okay.

None of my work, very little communication, and none of my entertainment come from Facebook or Instagram.

d00ery ,

Interesting, Google play store was unavailable for me about an hour ago.

snek ,
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Good. May they forever stay down. Who cares.

Atelopus-zeteki , (edited )
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I care, it would be lovely. How can we pile on them like a 'dog pile', to keep 'em down?

SteveKLord ,
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It’s all worth it if it means having this image grace the Fediverse.

anubis119 ,

On super Tuesday. Coincidence?

pdxfed ,

$100 it's the Chinese in retaliation for TikTok, too logical to ignore.

ScruffyDucky ,

Nature is healing

shootwhatsmyname OP ,
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FiniteBanjo ,

I dont get it

AtmaJnana ,

The nerdy looking dude in the gif touched grass. "Wasted" is from a video game (GTA?) screen shown each time you died. So from this we can infer that our terminally-online protagonist, Hiroshi, did not survive the attempt to disconnect, even if only briefly.

FiniteBanjo ,

Ah now I get it, they mistakenly replied with it to "nature is healing" as a completely nonsequitur response instead of as a top level comment. Happens to the best of us.

Carlo ,

I guess it is just some nerdy dude. At first glance, I took it for Sue Perkins.

AtmaJnana ,

I called him Hiroshi because he vaguely reminds me of the guy from Heroes (Masi Oka.)

Baku ,

Doesn't help that it rendered as a whopping 3 pixels for me

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/b7001de2-9584-4e5b-93c0-df3d5d4875ef.png

Rentlar ,

Lemmy server operators can now say they have better 24h uptime than Meta! lol

_dev_null ,
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Just updated my résumé.

TotallyNotSpez ,

Good.

shootwhatsmyname OP ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

Hello to everyone that didn’t flock to X 👋 Welcome to your new home :)

cbarrick ,

Pouring one out for the SREs at Meta

kinther ,
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Someone is having a really bad day today. I wonder if your phone dies when you get a certain number of pages or push notifications

Alk ,

Fun story. I had a flip phone years ago and you could have multiple recipients to a single text. And if the text was multiple pages, it would split into several texts. And you could resend already sent texts.

So one time I put in my girlfriend's phone number in all 20 recipient slots. I then filled the text to the max size, though I don't remember how many it split into. I then resent it over and over. This all took like 2 or 3 minutes.

Her phone was sending notifications over and over for the entire rest of the day. I'd guess at least 8 hours, probably more.

18_24_61_b_17_17_4 ,
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Fucking hell I used to love doing that! Man that brought back some memories. Would do it to my co-worker and just piss myself laughing.

lightnegative ,

The classic txt bomb. I use to do this if I had unused txts at the end of the month

maynarkh ,

No but it's unusable. I had a weird bug on one of my phones that sent an SMS over as fast as it could as long as the phone was on. I wrote the initial SMS, the contents were something like "hey, wanna hang?", and the poor guy on the other side was blasted for several hours of literally constant notifications.

Luckily my plan at the time had unlimited free SMS.

alilbee ,

Looking at the downmeter shot someone posted above, it's half the SREs in the country. Not sure what the root cause will be, but damn that's a lot of money down the tubes. I would not want to be the person who cost Meta and Google their precious thirty 9's of availability lol.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Which country?

alilbee ,

The country where all of those services are maintained and hosted in... Just colloquial shorthand, not trying to be exclusionary.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Ok thanks for the clarification!

merc ,

The country where all of those services are maintained and hosted in…

For Meta, Google, etc. that's a number of countries all over the world.

alilbee ,

That's fair. Yall, I was really not trying to be shitty. It was just shorthand I used, thinking of their HQs. No ill intent intended and I apologize for any harm it caused.

SpaceNoodle ,

Sokovia

marcos ,

Nah, what was that muddy country from Dilbert?

PlutoniumAcid ,
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Elbonia!

don ,

Krakozhia

merc ,

It's likely there's a root cause, like a fiber cut or some other major infrastructure issue. But, Down Detector doesn't really put a scale on their graphics, so it could be that it's a huge issue at Meta and a minor issue that's just noticeable for everyone else. In that case, Meta could be the root cause.

If everyone is mailing themselves their passwords, shutting their phones on and off, restarting their browsers, etc. because Meta wasn't working, it could have knock-on effects for everyone else. Could also be that because Meta is part of the major ad duopoly, the issue affected their ad system, which affected everyone interacting with a Meta ad, which is basically everyone.

alilbee ,

I've been an SRE for a few large corps, so I've definitely played this game. I'm with you that it was likely just the FB identity or ad provider causing most of these issues. So glad I'm out of that role now and back to DevOps, where I'm no longer on call.

merc ,

Yeah. And when the outage is due to something external, it's not too stressful. As long as you don't have absolutely insane bosses, they'll understand that it's out of your control. So, you wait around for the external system to be fixed, then check that your stuff came back up fine, and go about your day.

I personally liked being on call when the on-call compensation was reasonable. Like, on-call for 2 12-hour shifts over the weekend? 2 8-hour days off. If you were good at maintaining your systems you had quiet on-call shifts most of the time, and you'd quickly earn lots of days off.

alilbee ,

Yeah I'd be less worried about internal pressures (which should be minimal at a halfway decently run org) and more about the externals. I don't think you would actually end up dealing with anything, but I'd know those reliant huge corps are pissed.

Man, your on-call situation sounds rad! I was salaried and just traded off on-call shifts with my team members, no extra time off. Luckily though, our systems were pretty quiet so it hardly ever amounted to much.

merc ,

I think you want people to want to be on call (or at least be willing to be on call). There's no way I'd ever take a job where I was on-call and not compensated for being on-call. On-call is work. Even if nothing happens during your shift, you have to be ready to respond. You can't get drunk or get high. You can't go for a hike. You can't take a flight. If you're going to be so limited in what you're allowed to do, you deserve to be compensated for your time.

But, since you're being compensated, it's also reasonable that you expect to have to respond to something. If your shifts are always completely quiet, either you or the devs aren't adding enough new features, or you're not supervising enough services. You should have an error budget, and be using that error budget. Plus, if you don't respond to pages often enough, you get rusty, so when there is an event you're not as ready to handle it.

guacupado ,

Second half is the closest answer in this thread.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Hopefully they won't need to cut their way into the data center this time.

ALostInquirer ,

What's a SRE?

el_abuelo ,

Site reliability engineer

lightnegative ,

Google terminology leaking its way into mainstream

cbarrick ,

Meta has SRE. Not just a Google thing, even if Google invented it.

https://engineering.fb.com/2010/02/08/data-center-engineering/site-reliability-engineering-at-facebook/

lightnegative ,

Lots of places have SRE now, thanks to Google. Like I said, google thing leaked to mainstream

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