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don ,

It do be keepin the cheese from slidin off onto yo lap tho

don ,

Whoever wrote that can go fuck themselves with a 40-grit sandpaper dildo made from a red hot curling iron.

don ,

Avoid the red circle. That’s where the mistake appears.

don ,

assume spherical chickens in a vacuum

lol that’s the next multiverse over, our solution works only with spherical cows in a vacuum.

don ,

lol yfw you realize you coulda just used cubic swallows and called it a day

don , (edited )

Bet that cost $8. nothing, but paying attention is priceless.

don ,

Oops, missed the text post by OP, lol my b

don ,

I think Gen X usually just gets lumped in with boomers

don ,

Well now that I don’t think about it, was X really ever a generation? Or was it really just a product of some really weird marketing? I feel like 75 years from now, “Gen X” is gonna wind up on a watchmojo video of “The Top 10 Generations That Never Actually Existed”

don ,

Raccoons need no elaboration. They’re raccoons.

don ,

The couch wants to see the world burn, but cat don’t care. Attacat.

don ,

Fuck me, hold tight. There’s a gun in your trousers. What’s a gun doing in your trousers? What's to stop it from blowing your bits off every time you sit down?

don ,

Took a second longer than necessary, then I groaned.

don ,
  • be me
  • open cli
  • use pwd
  • Kevin Mitnick is my bitch lol
don ,

The electronics version is for the average home user. The pro model has the electronics swapped out for a slotted screwdriver.

don ,

Dude got socks in crocs with locks

don ,

Don't repeat this to some fanatic MAGAs or they could start doing crazy shit.

They could start doing crazy shit?

don ,

Ummmm excuse me but how can you not want a WiFi-connected, Bluetooth-enabled facial tissue dispenser?

Literally insane.

don ,

yeah and I copied ur nft what now bithc

don ,

So how did you manage to lift your hand up in front of the graph? Checkmate theists.

don ,

How are they fisting her when she’s wearing shorts? o.O

don ,
  • stares at pic of woman for innumerable hours
  • sees vague dick shape
  • sorry, ur gay lol

makes sense to me

don ,

If this was the only comparison I could go by, by itself, it would neatly suffice.

don ,

Incorrect! She’s retired, but isn’t dead.

don ,

Left side: I regularly go bowling with the demon core

Right side: I have read the demon core’s wiki 314 times

don ,

Mere coincidence

don ,

Depends on the user’s default sort.

don ,

Sakamoto-san gets all the zaza for what they put him through. Smoke up, homie.

don ,

I’ve noticed they seem to be the type to flute the law, but oboe do they hate being called out for it. They’re bongos, man, completely bongos.

don ,

It’s not as though I can stop you…

don ,

That meme really out here taking random shots in the dark lol

don ,

It takes a village to raise a pierogi

don ,

Last time I checked, the bubonic plague was nature doing what it does, but I’m guessing they specifically weren’t referring to that side of nature.

don ,

I’ve never seen this before. I’m not sure how I’d feel about it.

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