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EmoDuck

@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works

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EmoDuck ,

I think someone's running a cryptominer on my brain

EmoDuck ,

Was this before or after he shot the courier in the head?

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That jitter is automatically present because different people will get different search results, so it's not really intentional or purposeful

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See Also

Lesbian bed death

This has been an informative 5 minutes

EmoDuck ,

Ripping them off usually leaved the plastic connecting pieces that then poke you in the mouth

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Said people are weak and should be removed from the gene pool

EmoDuck ,

I hope you'll soon get the help you need 🙏

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J. Kenji López-Alt

Timeless (sh.itjust.works)

[panel 1: a large dodo approaches a clean, well dressed vagrant youth sat beside a well fashioned wood and stone building. The youth warily guards a bag holding their belongings and the stick they use to travel with it. The dodo asks “Pardon me, do you have the time?” and the youth replies “yes, it’s -“]...

EmoDuck ,

Clearly you don't have the time

EmoDuck ,

Maybe it's just going to be a maze

EmoDuck , (edited )

I laughed at this. Not just blowing air out of my nose but actual sounds-coming-from-my-mouth laughed

EmoDuck ,

We should do something before those unalive fuckers get any ideas of grandeur. I say we go to our local cemetery and kill those dead bastards

EmoDuck ,

Nobody who says "lol" is actually "laughing out loud"

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Not if my clones win.

Then I'm the Godking father of the new galactic empire

EmoDuck ,

Every piece of new technology is impossible until it suddenly isn't anymore

EmoDuck ,

whoa there pardner

People who write "funny" error messages should be tied to a tree and have old circut boards thrown at their feet

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Obligatory Technology Connections video

EmoDuck ,

I don't get it. Hot Dog Donut? Sausage bread? Sweet and sav- OH GOD, I GET IT! HOW DO I UNGET IT?

EmoDuck ,

If you wanna get technically, according to Richard Dawkins, author of The Selfish Gene (1976) which first coined the term "meme", a meme is "a unit of culture—such as “tunes, ideas, catch‐phrases, clothes fashions, ways of making pots or building arches.” 

So yes, your post would count as a meme, but so would pegging

EmoDuck ,

Also When They Capitalize Every God Damn Word Like This!

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Sometimes you need to see the whole thing to get the message

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1f4756b7-dcc8-4984-b60f-aa3bdb81e16b.png

EmoDuck ,

Soup is just vegetable and bone tea

EmoDuck ,

How much tea does one of those cakes make or do you break them up beforehand?

EmoDuck ,

You didn't have to call me out like that

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it was not discredited until the work of the French chemist Louis Pasteur and the Irish physicist John Tyndall in the mid-19th century.

There was a post on lemmy the other day about things that get their names from real people. I forgot that "pasteurize" was also one

EmoDuck ,

I was about to call you out for confusing bill with beak but after some research it tuurns out they are actual synonyms

EmoDuck ,

Which they usually already have. I'm surprised how quickly even small channels get sponsor blocked. It makes me kind of sad because I wanna contribute too, but it's hard to find video that haven't been edited

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I didn't even know know there was a non Origin version of uBlock and I've had the same problems as everyone else

On my laptop I actually have AdGuard (I think? The one with the hedgehog mascot) and that has never given me any ads

It's really a case by case basis

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Laughts because my apartment is slowly filling with carbon monoxide

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My dog tore up the remote so we were forced to use the roku app to control the tv.

Force your dog to watch ads as a punishment

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No, they got a table for 13 people but decided to all sit on one side for when the picture was taken. Look at how crowded it is.

Source: I worked at that restaurant when Jesus came though. Terrible tipper, got what was coming for him

EmoDuck ,

Boomers: Kids these days think they can get through life by taking shortcuts

Also boomers:

EmoDuck ,

No it wasn't. It's just that the problems we had back them have either been solved, forgotten, lost relevance or have become the problems of today. Sorry for being a downer but it really annoys me when people idolize the past like it had no problems.

"Yesterday you survived which is a luxurious certainty you don't have about today" Walt Whitman

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