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ganksy , in smoking
@ganksy@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck they don't. Stop paying people to destroy your health! I stopped just like that. I take care of my father in laws who smoked until he was 75. Lost his leg due to poor circulation. Lost toes on second leg. Doctor was able to squeeze out circulation in one last hardening artery in his remaining leg. Told him if he didn't quit he would lose that too. He stopped smoking the next day. Still has that leg. We use nitro patches to keep circulation going on his foot. If he gets a sore or cut it takes months to heal.

Fuck smoking! Don't trade your later days for today.

bolexforsoup ,

Addiction isn’t simply “deciding to stop” dude.

stoy , in Oh tell me again how it loads faster and takes up less resources

I remember when Chrome was released, all marketing was on how much faster it rendered webpages, I never saw that as an issue, Firefox was fast enough, I tried Chrome for a bit, and hated the UI, I remember being confused as to why everyone loved Chrome suddenly, and frankly, I still am a bit confused by both the sudden shift, and the absolute market dominance by Chrome...

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

I remember being confused as to why everyone loved Chrome suddenly

Because they were still using Explorer before that

stoy ,

Fair, I can see that, I guess my question was more for the people who already had switched to Firefox

Safipok ,

Over the years my customized Firefox looks like chrome ¯_(ツ)_/¯

stoy ,

I hated Chrome's UI so much that I switched from Firefox to Pale Moon when Firefox started the whole Australis design language, and only switched back when the current design was launched

PahassaPaikassa ,

I grew up with a 56k modem. Anything after adsl is warp speed for me. I never understood or observed the speed differences between browsers.

Maybe I'm just so slow myself that I dont notice the difference but come on.. how much can it be? A few seconds? Who is so busy that a few seconds is a worthy amount of time to try and save (not talking about F1 drivers here)?

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

With browsers it added up to a few seconds of difference per day. It was completely preposterous.

vic_rattlehead ,

I switched from FFX to Chrome back in the day because Chrome tabs were all independent processes in task manager, and one crappy website wouldn't kill my whole browser.

When Google started their war on addons, I switched back to Firefox.

barsquid ,

Pretty much my same progression except I've come back to LibreWolf instead.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Greetings, fellow LibreWolf user! Hurrah!

stoy ,

That is a good point, I had not thought about that.

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Oh tell me again how it loads faster and takes up less resources
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Honestly, I'm less worried about the speed and moreso I just don't like supporting Google's de facto monopoly of the Web's infrastructure.

TheControlled , in Velociraptor-free workplace

Ant-Man isn't necessary here.

Mountain_Mike_420 , in smoking

It’s super hard to quit but I’ll tell you what helped me. I got altoids and every time I wanted a smoke I’d eat a mint. If I still wanted a smoke I’d eat another mint. At break I’d go out with all the smokers and I’d eat a mint. Driving home I’d eat a mint. It took a few containers of mints but I eventually got sick of mints (and cigarettes). After I quit I would still try taking a drag off a random cigarette and I absolutely hated it. Not sure if I rewired my brain or what but I was able to stay off the smokes. Good luck. You got this.

Pro tip: take your smoke money and save it in another account or a piggy bank or whatever. You will be blown away about how much your addiction was costing you.

Varven OP ,
@Varven@lemmy.world avatar

Yer i stay well away from it I've heard it does some pretty nasty things to you

efstajas , in No, I don't want to design a logo for a coffee shop in fucking skype.

How is this a meme?

guycls OP ,

Sorry, I couldn't think of the exact sublemmy this should go into. Suggestions would be appreciated.

ElectricTrombone ,
@ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world avatar

lemmyshitpost

olutukko ,

mildlyinfuriating?

guycls OP ,

In my defense it was very infuriating.

Venat0r ,

Skype is a meme.

BCsven , in No, I don't want to design a logo for a coffee shop in fucking skype.

I hate it so much. I want to do one simple search. Instead I get bullshit ad google links that are irrelevant, then MS MS Edge pushes me into Copilot for more garbage, which I have to mouse out of.
Stract has become by search engine to get back the nostalgia of when the web wasn't all shit

guycls OP ,

Thanks for the suggestion. What differences have you noticed compared to Google. Do you always find what you're looking for. Have you tried searching niche stuff like some really old painting or an obscure compiler error etc.

Weird that it gave me a link to franchise a taco joint when I searched for tacos near me.

You want tacos? Open a taco shop.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5b4f896c-de7f-4dad-af34-0e96e3b49834.jpeg

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

I wouldn't consider "tacos near me" a representative search; google specifically optimizes searching for products and especially local food.

I just searched for "first speedrun" and the first few results are decent but wrong, and the videos, shorts, and related searches after the first 2 entries are complete garbage.

Being served 70% links to products sucks when searching anything related to a product isn't fun either.

guycls OP ,

Fair point. I don't think it's ready to become a default search engine as of now.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Oh, whoops, I wasn't comparing Stract, I was comparing Google. Those are the reasons I don't use Google search, I hadn't tried Stract yet.

After trying it, it seems cool. Not the best at broad meanings though. "Ram" returns an Indian politician as the "answer", a site in Japanese for the first link, and then mostly results for Random Access Memory after. No reference to the Dodge Ram (thank Odin), but also no reference to male sheep.

It also feels very anti-store, which is a nice change, but might ve an artifact of the seemingly anti-SEO stance, with random results from anywhere. Maybe that's just the European focus?

It also has issues with getting context from multiple keywords, and doesn't prioritize say "street car" over pages that happen to contain both "street" and "car". Excluding keywords with "-" works though, very nice. Quotes can help with phrases to, so " "street car" " finds exactly things called "street car" with the space. Both still miss streetcars though. Misspelling corrections are offered but not assumed, which is very nice.

Definitely the biggest issue is the seemingly random results. This might be good if you're searching for an exact string that is only present in a few places, but anything common and it's a crapshoot. It's nearly unable to find anything to do with shamrocks, prefering to find business' named Shamrock.

guycls OP ,

Ah, gotcha.

RootBeerGuy , in No, I don't want to design a logo for a coffee shop in fucking skype.
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Skype still... exists?

BCsven ,

It is Microsoft Teams now, but older installs had it called Skype for Business

ryannathans ,

Uh it's still skype for personal use

guycls OP ,

Yeah, likely they're using the same backend to provide voip services (maybe skype's backend just scaled up) . Teams must've borrowed something from skype given how haphazardly it was developed and released.

Ephera ,

MS Teams actually makes use of WebRTC. That's a standard for VoIP (and similar) via web browsers. Mozilla and Google standardized that a few years ago and implemented it in their browsers, so what Microsoft did, is that they basically shipped a whole Google Chrome to users.

I believe, they did rip some code from Skype for Business for the integration into Windows, though. In the early days, the OS would say that the Teams notifications came from Skype for Business.

BCsven ,

yep and running teams would have skype services running...here is MS PR

Transitioning from Skype for Business to Microsoft Teams
To deliver smarter calling and meeting experiences with intelligent communications, we are bringing Skype for Business capabilities into Microsoft Teams

Phen ,

Skype for business barely had anything to do with Skype tho, other than the name.

flamingo_pinyata ,

If you write apps integrating with MS Teams you still sometimes get exceptions mentioning Skype. I'm pretty sure they reused a decent part of the code

guycls OP ,

I mostly use it to make international calls cause sometimes the country my folks are living in shuts down the cellular internet for some reason when major exams/riots are happening and whatsapp stops working.

Imaging telling a whole nation of people they can't use internet on their 500+ dollar phone. The fuck did they buy them for, playing temple run?

cm0002 ,

Riots I get, but...exams? You're telling me that they'll shutdown the entire countries cellular internet...to stop some students from... cheating?

ChairmanMeow ,
@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

Yup, they shut it off for a couple of hours during exams so students won't cheat.

Or at least, won't cheat using the internet.

lud ,

South Korea?
I heard they are insane when it comes to exams.

Thekingoflorda ,
@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world avatar
guycls OP ,

India. Small correction, they don't shut it down for entire country, just the state ditricts the exams are happening in.

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/09/28/tech/india-rajasthan-reet-exam-internet-shutdown-intl-hnk/index.html

India still seems to be leading country doing shutdowns though.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/2/28/in-2022-the-world-saw-187-internet-shutdowns-84-by-india-alone

onion ,

Btw you can suggest them the Briar messenger app. It can send messages via nearby peoples phones if they also have Briar. So if enough people installed it, a city could have it's own messaging network even when the official one is down

xilona ,

Those "briar clients" still use the "same" internet...

It could work if clients/nodes would exchange data using other channel (lora/bluetooth/etc)

onion ,

It could work if clients/nodes would exchange data using other channel

That's exactly what it does

guycls OP ,

Nice, I don't think I'll be able to convince the whole city to install it though :-)

onion ,

Maybe you could suggest it to people who organize protest

guycls OP ,

Good point.

hungryphrog ,
@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Exams??????

original_reader ,

It's still one of the best options for video calling. Available on all the major platforms, no time limits, the quality is great. International call rates are some of the cheapest out there.

Big downside though: it's not so great on the privacy side.

SurfinBird , in smoking

About 12 years now

The_Hideous_Orgalorg , in smoking

Sounds like a lack of will.

RavenFellBlade , in smoking
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

I did exactly that.

The traumatic brain injury may have had something to do with that, though.

PunnyName , in smoking

One day at a time.

NataliePortland , in smoking
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

Keep trying though

DeaDvey , in Velociraptor-free workplace

F's in chat for Pete 😔

hungryphrog , in No, I don't want to design a logo for a coffee shop in fucking skype.
@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Why the hell does everything have to have AI now??

neo ,

I can see an infinite number of meetings with management figures and/or investors asking:

"Everyone in tech is talking about AI and we are tech, hightech even so, are we not? So, what do we / what does your department do with AI?"

It's like millions of voices silently crying out in pain.

drdabbles ,
@drdabbles@lemmy.world avatar

To rip off investors. If they pretend to be on the same hype train as everyone else, and lie about what their product does, there's a chance some idiot will give them more money.

abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fuckin' hell, investors don't know shit about the shit they are investing in do they, if all you need to do is slap some bullshit buzzwords on it and they'll suck your dick.

Chainweasel ,

It's a buzz word.
ChatGPT came out and all the other tech companies like Google freaked the fuck out because they weren't first to the market.
In response they started adding AI to Google search.
Well, Microsoft can't let that stand either so now they're both in a mad dash to put it in fucking everything before the other guy does.

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