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I was literally playing as a girl before it was cool in the early-00s (as a straight cis guy). My friends called me gay or thought it was weird and so did other gamer guys. Now all my friends do it and it's popular in general (again, in relation to straight cis guys).

I sometimes want to play as a guy now because it's too mainstream and I'm a hipster asshole. Only half kidding.

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Did TechLinked rip this meme off or this meme rip them off?

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What is this shit I keep seeing about CIA propaganda?

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Get out of here with your toxic-positivity, man.

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Seems like they get allllllll the babes, amirite?

👈🏻😎👉🏻

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WOW! Now that's what I call oppression!

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Can't believe they're on their 1,414th volume. Getting pretty stale imo but people must keep buying them! Or threatened to buy it at gun point! NOW That's What I Call Systemic Cycle of Violence!

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Is that a real quote, because that's pretty rich claiming "cheating" in war.

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Nah, it's boiled through. Clean as a scalpel. And vaginal fluid is acidic enough to burn skin. Should be fine.

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You can really separate the veterans from the rookies with this post. The kiddies are about to throw up in their mouth and vets are like "just another Monday on the internet."

This is on the very low end of kink. If you think this is crazy, or sickening then you my friend are a big scoop of vanilla. No hate though. Vanilla is fine too.

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Is this what closeted looks like?

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Seemed realistic enough at first but then "thinks for herself" and "been to more than 3 countries" puts this obviously in satire land.

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Only bad ones at bad places. I used to be a bouncer for years.

I was a guardian of "you" and my bartenders. I got you home safe, got rid of sexual predators and creeps, and gave you a light for your cigarettes and joints even though I don't smoke either anymore. Someone to chat with at length when you were just there because you had to. I suppose I would boost the occasional self-esteem too :]

I would also beat people up and sometimes pepper spray their mouth and eyeballs if they were violent assclowns. Such is life!

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Glad to hear your safe from all those!

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Rule indeed. I love that shit. Little Sriracha too? POP! Could make cat shit taste gourmet, I bet.

I have IBS so spicy food makes no changes to what I already got going on.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ed36a299-62bd-4d23-bf30-413b59dd3050.gif

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I'm going to judge apples and bananas differently.

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There's two different power and political dynamics at play, you dildo.

So actually yeah, they do.

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Intellectual superiority complex but no actual brains to back it up, I see.

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Thanks, "uwu language" makes me want to vomit in the best of times. Now I know what the worst of times feels like.

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https://lemmy.ca/comment/9211208

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I forgot about those two lovely people and their beautiful Kodak moment.

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Hard to say but those boots look kinda fem

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6th graders are not arbiters of slang. 15-24 year olds are.

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Japan has the only semi-interesting one.

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Cool connection! Too bad that's all it is 😭 Would love something with actual evidence, because otherwise this might sound embarrassing and insane 😢😂

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Is this image funny because all three of those things are trash?

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Ugh, this such eye roll drivel.

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I'd prefer one less Hydra head

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Low grade joke for old people on Facebook.

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Marketing genius. Not for the snack, but for himself.

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Tragic, unjust origin, lives long enough to become the villain.

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Those are autistic people, not introverts I think.

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Can someone explain what makes a Cybertruck owner "a huge douche?" It's just a car, and it's not a eco-catasrophe like a Hummer. I think they're pretty cool and unique looking, personally. Even if you don't like the aesthetic I don't understand the harshness.

Obligatory 'but Elon Musk is a cunt.'

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That doesn't make the owner a douchebag. I guess it's viewed as a distasteful accessory? Ok.

I don't understand why I'm being downvoted.

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That's not introversion, that's an unchecked mental health problem.

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These people seem cool and fun.

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Please oh please

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Chump change for us. Just do it.

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I have 55TB of pirated content that says otherwise.

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Does someone have a knowyourmeme link for this one? I don't know what to Google.

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Hilarious.

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Joke's on them.

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Any recent loan word from France or Spain is hilariously butchered by the Brits. I'd love a list. I try to remember them as I hear them but then forget.

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Yeah you are OP. I've been watching lol

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Cool music taste.

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Modern transcendentalist

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Imagine the pressure on the pilot from their buddies... You would never live down losing

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Blow my fuckin brains out.

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