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The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Fridge fridge hamburger truck truck... ??? What's the blue thing? I thought hamburger would be the answer, but it isn't? I just get the same captcha with the hamburger in a different place. WTAF is happening? And what's the blue thing? I answer and it refreshes with the same icons in different places. I AM HUMAN!

TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

There is an automatic captcha solver that works off of the audio prompt, not sure what it's called though

griefreeze ,

Wouldn't you like to know, robo-boy

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

We need laws against AI torturing people with this shit. Now it's just playing with us.

griD ,

Well, this is actually the easy mode. On hard you see lettuce next to a politician's face.

NutWrench ,
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Well clearly it's the truck. If you don't eat that truck right away, it's gonna spoil.

EssentialNPC ,

Oh, I see your mistake. Those are Samsung fridges. Nothing has a shorter lifespan than a Samsung fridge. Since there are two they will die together to maximize the inconvenience factor, and they thus must be clicked simultaneously. That is the only way a fake Samsung fridge could mimic the frustration caused by a real one.

answersplease77 ,

I don't mind captchas if there were 1-3 of them only. Try connecting via vpn or tor, you get stuck with 30+ captchas one after another going in loop even if you kept answering them all correctly they keep on coming: select truck, select bike, select cum... holymoly fucking shit bro

cosmicrookie ,
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I guess this proves OP is a bot! Mods ban this account

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Captchas today are completely obsolete to avoid bots, more now with AI, since years and are just simple click ads from different companies since no one clicks on banner ads anymore. A simple Honeypot system or, as they do in some forums, waiting half an hour before sending the email with the account code, are much more efficient to avoid bots, without pissing off the user.

InFerNo ,

Ugh, Rockstar and Blizzard have these super insane captchas where you have to solve puzzles 20 times in a fucking row without making a single mistake. They show the answer and then you have to flip through 6 images and choose the correct image matching the answer. Times 20! I just wanted to play GTA5, just gave up. Wasn't worth my time because it kept failing.

Rev3rze ,

I ragequit the puzzles on the rockstar captcha. Incredibly infuriating. I was reminded of the famous greentext from way back predicting we'd have to drink a verification can of mountain dew and for a moment that seemed less insane than the reality of these impossible puzzles. Had to get someone to help me solve them after cooling off for a moment.

InFerNo ,

I actually haven't bothered anymore since that one evening. I haven't played GTA 5 in years and wanted to play the story a bit, but if this is how it is, then they can take their captchas and shove them in sideways.

Venator ,

This is 2024, if you want to play games you've purchased legally you have to crack them

InFerNo ,

But this is just the crack? I'd need to be able to install the game first, but I can't log into the installer.

Venator ,

Oh... I guess you need to have purchased it from steam to be able to use the crack...

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Can I click on me?

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Had a similar one the other day trying to log into Microsoft to play sea of thieves

It say "please click on the object that's similar to the following silhouette's"

It apperantly was th robo head or whatever that is

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/4707fa30-b77d-43d2-aa14-2cbb66d570d8.jpeg

pyre ,

but to be fair, is it really a captcha if it doesn't give you nightmares?

ours ,

They're going to start using Voight-Kampff tests soon I bet.

brbposting ,

Just try the audio!

Type the numbers you hear:
IEHBTIWISYBFNWOWYCBWJWISGBFIWNWBSY three MAHDYSUWNQNAGDYCJENAAJUF friveour MANANBHUVUJNWNAOPQPYNX oneteen NNAZBNQUUWBBFIKQBDOONA fourfifthsnine

Ludicrous mode every single time, feel so bad for the vision impaired

Tarquinn2049 ,

It is the burger, I've had this one a few times today and it was always the burger. Maybe you have something else going on, sometimes adblockers break them. Whether intentionally or not, who knows.

BCsven ,

But the cow might have lived longer than the fridge

triplenadir ,
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the correct answer was "any part of the background pattern" because it's not got a photo of a purchaseable product yet but it will do as soon as more sponsorship deals come in

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