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Corporate astroturfing is the norm

Went to Google Play to complain about Hulu. I noticed Google advertising that over 300 reviews had the verbatim quote "watch and movies that you love". It's always confusing that buggy corporate apps have >95% 5 star reviews until you see that the majority are just completely fake, and no one cares or is doing anything about it.

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I'm absolutely sick of corporate astroturfing. That's why I use Crelm toothpaste, with the miracle indredient Frauduline.

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If you can't find a leftist candidate, fuckin be the leftist candidate.

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That milk and lemon is a shortcut if you run out of buttermilk and need a substitute. You curdle some milk with the lemon. It works in a pinch, isn't as good as buttermilk, but hey. I got it out of some cookbook.

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oh man I gottsta get me some lactose intolerance farts to go along with this

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I only see one track there I'm not sure we can do that Dave

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yeah you know it's funny when I share my shit they fuck off. The street very much is not two way.

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My library has a power tools wing. Also a seasonal seeds section. They have gotten very fancy.

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Definitely. A couple of the librarians have been like family friends for I don't know how long anymore, and they keep adding new programs. I keep hearing from them how things are not great at our library (things aren't great at libraries anywhere I hear), but then they keep spearheading projects like the tool and seed libraries, getting them added, and I can't help but think our local library is one of the better ones. We don't have 3d printing but I hope we will soon.

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someone from utah complaining about smog somewhere else? now I know they haven't left the state in decades.

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a bit is a touch different than opening your front door at midnight and walking into satan's armpit

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In this comment, old man yells at cloud:

When the phone rings, I need to be able to press one button to pause my video and stop the sound. Not two. I still have to hunt for my phone (assuming they are different devices) and find the right button on that thing, since I now have five different phones in my house and they all accept calls differently (unless I program them, and since they belong to people who aren't me, I don't get to). I'm turning into a goddamn luddite and I love technology, I just am running out of attention span.

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I accept your offer.

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Yes. All 28 of them. Out of what, 180,000-ish?

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I would rather we start using blimos what can we do towards that

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There's a website of publicly available info on all the fleets, but you have to search through plane by plane and I ain't got that kind of time

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y...yeah. That wasn't a typo at all it's a revolutionary idea.

We can even have a nazi punching lounge like in indiana jones

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so, it's about trust in half of flying

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I was already on a trip, and to stay to see the eclipse in Texas was going to cost me an extra two grand in plane tickets so I left. Turns out in Texas, it was thunderstorms all day. Back home I got to see a whopping 3% eclipse instead of thunderstorms. Wowee wasn't even worth looking up.

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Dude stop reminding me how old I am. I just discovered arthritis bones that my favorite grandma decided to give me this morning.

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You gotta go low and slow. 12 hours (give or take) at 225°F until it gets to an internal temperature of 203°F and becomes fork tender. That way all the collagen and fat renders out.

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Good sir I take offense at this suggestion. Pistols at dawn?

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Yyyeah noninvasive bcis have been able to move mice for well over a decade. Nice to see they cleared this hurdle and I'm glad the dude didn't die, but this isn't how you do medicine.

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We've got that here. You jam a stick in the spokes, then throw the bike and the rider in the canal. Lots of fun.

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Just put it in chatgpt I'm sure it will figure it all out

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Aw fuck I'm shitting myself right now and I haven't even started eating taco bell what do I win

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Not me. If I was born a decade earlier I would have died before I was twenty. A decade later, I would not have had to have so much of my body removed. Medical technology progresses at a remarkable pace.

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I too yearn for 10 million bce.

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If you dug enough holes yourself your dog wouldn't need to

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Yeah, I wouldn't want monkeylink in my head if it was done by musk's people. I'd rather have an expert neurosurgeon and the ones I know, who work in deep brain stimulation, they wrote off neuralink as bad tech a decade ago.

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Educated does not mean skilled.

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You're just making stuff up now

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Ooo. I moved to The Old Reader when Google closed theirs. Haven't considered changing since then.

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