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The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Fridge fridge hamburger truck truck... ??? What's the blue thing? I thought hamburger would be the answer, but it isn't? I just get the same captcha with the hamburger in a different place. WTAF is happening? And what's the blue thing? I answer and it refreshes with the same icons in different places. I AM HUMAN!

noahm ,

Just ask ChatGPT; it's better than humans at proving its humanity with these stupid things.

can ,

I wouldn't be so sure, I asked bing:

Based on the whimsical nature of the objects described in the image, it's a bit challenging to determine the shortest lifespan as they are not typical living organisms. However, if we consider the objects metaphorically, the burger-shaped car might represent a food item, which typically has a shorter lifespan due to its perishable nature. In contrast, vehicles and cameras usually have longer lifespans as they are non-perishable goods. So, in the context of the CAPTCHA, you might consider selecting the burger-shaped car as the object with the shortest lifespan. Remember, CAPTCHAs can be subjective, and the correct answer may vary depending on the specific logic programmed into the test.

Wilzax ,

I mean I would have picked the burger

can ,

Me too, but it's not a car

Albbi ,

You don't know that. Why else would it be on a map?

can ,

Touché mon ami

brbposting ,

w/no prompt, GPT-4o:

To complete this CAPTCHA challenge, click on the hamburger in the image. Among the objects shown, the hamburger has the shortest lifespan.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

If captchas are easily solveable by bots what is their point then?

brbposting ,

Increased costs & time burden I suppose. I paid for that image analysis. A few cents perhaps, but that’s at least something at scale.

Vivendi ,
@Vivendi@lemmy.zip avatar

They are using these as unpaid human labor to train the generator model. It's a cheap way to annoy users and hop on the dick of the latest ShitAii trend, so any manager with even a whiff of capitalism in their blood is jumping on it.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Pretty much this. Google's captchas some years ago were all about pointing out road related things, like semaphores, other cars, buses, etc, because self driving AI was just around the corner.

hCaptcha, the one in this image, is literally using us to train/refine art prompts. I've had a number that asked me to choose the pictures that showed a "whatever", with the 9 images for clicking being obviously AI genned. Sometimes, it accepts 2 rights and 1 wrong.

pkmkdz ,

Right? The captchas are getting ridiculous to the point that solving them means you're not human.
Because human would get fed up with this shit and leave

LillyPip OP ,

I got fed up with this shit and left. That should prove I'm human.

mouserat ,

Did you solve it?
It looks as if it's generated. I would guess it's the lower fridge in case the items are supposed to be falling and the fridge will be the first one to hit the floor.

NaibofTabr ,

I would guess it's the lower fridge in case the items are supposed to be falling and the fridge will be the first one to hit the floor.

wut.

satanmat ,

With the lack of moisture and high sodium, the hamburger is immortal; the fridge will suffer a circuit board failure when the power goes out; and those trucks are designed to be planned obsolete in 5 years

So hell if I know. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ColeSloth ,

You think commercial trucks are planned to be obsolete after 5 years? Are you a failed captcha guessing bot? You'll have to like triple that number.

satanmat ,

Thanks. I’m aware of the actual lifespan.

/s

I must have dropped that…

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Weird, they don't have "My most recent attempt at a 401(k)" in there...

Donkter ,

It probably should be burger. But that seems like a trick since I've never seen a burger referred to having a "lifespan"

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I AM HUMAN!

I hate to be the one to break it to you friend but neither of us are.

I would have picked the burger as well.

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

It looks like a Maccas burger. Famously long-lived.

can ,

Where did you find this? I'm intrigued by novel captchas.

felixwhynot ,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like hCaptcha IMHO

i_stole_ur_taco ,

You can’t even see what brand the fridge is! What a stupid captcha.

If it’s a Samsung it’s definitely the one with the shortest lifespan.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

beat me to it.

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

LG is the king of shitting out its own compressor

HEXN3T ,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

LG is the king of shitting out its own everything. You ever seen a TV that's unrecoverably blue tinted? It's an LG. Smartphone business? Dead.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 ,

I had to put my wife's LG-made Google Nexus phone in the fridge to wirelessly back it up without it overheating.

Also got a free 65" Samsung TV because original owner couldn't stand its blue blotches.

Everyone, race to the bottom!

Godric ,

Nice try, robot!

triplenadir ,
@triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

the correct answer was "any part of the background pattern" because it's not got a photo of a purchaseable product yet but it will do as soon as more sponsorship deals come in

Tarquinn2049 ,

It is the burger, I've had this one a few times today and it was always the burger. Maybe you have something else going on, sometimes adblockers break them. Whether intentionally or not, who knows.

BCsven ,

But the cow might have lived longer than the fridge

brbposting ,

Just try the audio!

Type the numbers you hear:
IEHBTIWISYBFNWOWYCBWJWISGBFIWNWBSY three MAHDYSUWNQNAGDYCJENAAJUF friveour MANANBHUVUJNWNAOPQPYNX oneteen NNAZBNQUUWBBFIKQBDOONA fourfifthsnine

Ludicrous mode every single time, feel so bad for the vision impaired

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Had a similar one the other day trying to log into Microsoft to play sea of thieves

It say "please click on the object that's similar to the following silhouette's"

It apperantly was th robo head or whatever that is

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/4707fa30-b77d-43d2-aa14-2cbb66d570d8.jpeg

pyre ,

but to be fair, is it really a captcha if it doesn't give you nightmares?

ours ,

They're going to start using Voight-Kampff tests soon I bet.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Can I click on me?

InFerNo ,

Ugh, Rockstar and Blizzard have these super insane captchas where you have to solve puzzles 20 times in a fucking row without making a single mistake. They show the answer and then you have to flip through 6 images and choose the correct image matching the answer. Times 20! I just wanted to play GTA5, just gave up. Wasn't worth my time because it kept failing.

Rev3rze ,

I ragequit the puzzles on the rockstar captcha. Incredibly infuriating. I was reminded of the famous greentext from way back predicting we'd have to drink a verification can of mountain dew and for a moment that seemed less insane than the reality of these impossible puzzles. Had to get someone to help me solve them after cooling off for a moment.

InFerNo ,

I actually haven't bothered anymore since that one evening. I haven't played GTA 5 in years and wanted to play the story a bit, but if this is how it is, then they can take their captchas and shove them in sideways.

Venator ,

This is 2024, if you want to play games you've purchased legally you have to crack them

InFerNo ,

But this is just the crack? I'd need to be able to install the game first, but I can't log into the installer.

Venator ,

Oh... I guess you need to have purchased it from steam to be able to use the crack...

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