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Voytrekk ,
@Voytrekk@lemmy.world avatar

Can you turn the screens off? I haven't flown in 5 years, but I just watched stuff off of my tablet instead.

LdyMeow ,

In my experience yes, but some planes ive notice they turn back on each time there is an announcement, so depending on how many it can be annoying. Eother way advertising is a cancer that plagues our lives more and more.

cm0002 ,

You can, but I've stopped ever using them because the screen completely stops for every. Single. Announcement.

And now you can have your phone out for take off and landings, so yea no thanks I'll stick with my device that keeps working when they're making some random announcement about drinks or some shit

SomeGuy69 ,

If you still can, they'll find ways to disable the option to turn them off, because it's time you don't watch an ad.

TheFeatureCreature ,
@TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.world avatar

Nothing a bit of paper/cardboard and a strip of tape can't fix.

MushuChupacabra ,
@MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world avatar

For those of you contemplating ways of covering up the ads:

This is the same airline that beat the shit out of that doctor because the airline overbooked the flight. For your own safety, do not cross this airline.

Potatisen ,

They did what?

MushuChupacabra ,
@MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world avatar
CaptDust ,

"The incident is widely characterized by critics as an example of mishandled customer service."

Made me laugh, that's putting it lightly..

MushuChupacabra ,
@MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world avatar

They mishandled the shit out of him.

tomkatt ,

“The incident is widely characterized by critics as an example of mishandled manhandled customer service.”

Just a typo.

restingboredface ,

Holy shit what a ride that was.

It's clear from a lot of stories like this (severe customer mistreatment) that United employees are miserable people who hate their jobs but this is nuts. I hope Dr. Dao got a huge settlement from United.

HakFoo ,

Is United Express actually United? I thought those tended to be a regional carrier using the name under license.

I'd expect the labour friction to be still worse; I was peripherally involved with such a firm 20 years ago and know they had terrible problems with staff retention, mostly because they wouldn't pay enough to retain people after they got fed up with the free-standby-flight privileges.

pdxfed ,

United is Four Seasons compared to American.

Seleni ,

Wow. Even Trump thought they went too far. Damn.

And the CEO who brushed that assault off ‘suffered’ a ‘delayed promotion’. Poor thing. For saying that stuff about anyone, let alone a customer, he should have been fired, no golden parachute.

I think the doctor’s patients should have sued the airline too, since no doubt having their doctor pounded to a pulp caused them to miss their appointments.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar
solidgrue ,

Dude, you can just turn the screen off. Its OK.

Badeendje ,
@Badeendje@lemmy.world avatar

Please enter your credit card to disable ads

solidgrue ,

It's a contactless carrier, they already have my card on file.

intensely_human ,

Screens don’t hit back

Drusas ,

Have you ever turned a screen off on one of these planes? They turn back on. So you turn them off again. Sooner or later, they turn back on. And repeat.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Worse, you will be surrounded by them on all sides, as others don't bother... :-(

solidgrue ,

I have. It usually stays off until they rig the cabin for final approach. Comes back on for landing but hey, whatever?

I'm getting beaten up for my stance here, but seriously: if all it takes to put you over is some midflight ads the do the rest of us a favor and don't fly. Take a train or whatever.

Y'all are acting like they're gonna strap us down and tape our eyes open like that Alex Whasisname kid in A Clockwork Orange. I assure you that doesn't happen for another 22 years in this timeline (give or take).

Drusas ,

I don't think you're being beaten up for it. I certainly am not beating you up for it. But usually, yeah, the screen does come back on during the flight. I think they turn it back on automatically every time there's an announcement. As somebody who finds screens like that very distracting and even migraine-inducing (the "busyness" of that sort of thing is a big trigger), it's really frustrating.

QuarterSwede ,
@QuarterSwede@lemmy.world avatar

Depends on the plane and system it has. Last United flight I was on it stayed off the entire flight. I use my phone and generally don’t look at it anyway but it was nicer I suppose.

mriormro ,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

People like you constantly give corporations an inch because "it's not a big deal" and here we are.

solidgrue ,

Hot take. Tell me more about me?

5in1k ,

I saw you eat food dropped in a toilet.

alsimoneau ,

Where can I book a train to Europe?

VirtualOdour ,

I honestly couldn't care less how many adverts they show me, they can have a constant stream of adverts the whole flight if it means that some shitty corporation is paying a portion of my travel coats.

People really need to grow up about stuff like this, if you don't want adverts then pay for a premium service - I'm poor, I'll accept the adverts.

wagoner ,

That money isn't subsidizing your flight cost, it's increasing corporate profits.

laurelraven ,

Here's the thing: companies have learned they can add ads to make additional money without passing any of that on to their customers.

If you think you're going to get a better rate for having ads, you're fooling yourself. They'll always charge as much as they can get people to pay and that amount isn't affected by ads most of the time.

VirtualOdour ,

This is thinking based on emotion not reality, most of the internet is free because of adverts so your belief that it's not used to lower prices is clearly silly. Yes companies love profit but they often increase profits by lowering prices to attract more business, it's a perfectly valid business model to use adverts to reduce the cost to the customer and increase customer volume.

MigratingtoLemmy ,

Let's have you build a train line to Europe eh?

reversebananimals ,

"If you don't like it don't fly"

Seriously just shut up.

Edit: LMAO just saw your other comment where you actually said this sincerely. You're a parody of yourself.

solidgrue ,

Comedy is an art form. You need to commit to the joke.

Burn_The_Right ,

No, you can't.

GBU_28 ,

You can, there's a button combo. It changes sometimes but if you spam a few things I can always black it out

But that's not the point, it still sucks

intensely_human ,

You can if you’re a Party member

henfredemars ,

That seems incredibly stupid. A doctor can afford to sue.

SkaveRat ,

he wasn't white, so they didn't assume he was a doctor

Eheran ,

The Chicago Department of Aviation did that. The same way if the police ends up killing someone, it was not the person calling the police.

CaptDust ,

United was booting passengers to make room for employee transfers though, the situation was shit before dept of aviation even got the call.

Eheran ,

Sure, but telling someone to leave their plane for some oddball reason is "only bad" not outright crazy like what happened then.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Those employees could have stood. Frontier and Spirit give vouchers out when they intentionally overbook.......which before the pandemic was everyday. If nobody takes the bait, they up the voucher value. For them it's essentially monopoly money.

If United couldn't get anybody to bite at the vouchers, then the employees should have stood the whole flight. Instead, they beat a man who was not fighting back physically. He only insisted that he get to his patient. They LITERALLY dragged him off the plane. By his ankle, as he tried to grab onto anything he could.

aeharding ,
@aeharding@vger.social avatar

If United couldn't get anybody to bite at the vouchers, then the employees should have stood the whole flight.

Yeah, that is not a solution. The FAA is salivating at the thought of this. Everyone must have a seat for takeoff and landing.

gravitas_deficiency ,

That’s not how FAA regs work. There is no such thing as standing room on a plane.

leftzero ,

it was not the person calling the police.

At this point anyone calling the police in the US is a necessary accomplice, and guilty of conspiracy to commit murder, aggravated battery, and probably several other crimes.

rottingleaf ,

And may still get killed by police.

potatopotato ,

I got screeched at for covering up a super bright blinking light on a red eye. Their FAs are next level stupid.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

i think we should make them afraid to cross us

AceBonobo ,
conciselyverbose ,

Overbooking should be a mandatory minimum compensation of the greater of 1000x the ticket price or $20k. It's a truly fucked up practice to disrespect people's time like that.

explodicle ,

Oh, we'll just refund you the cost of the ticket. That was the whole cost, right?

14th_cylon ,

So I am going to sit down and the screen will be full of penis enlargement pills? What will all the hot singles in the area think?

solidgrue ,

You'll be in a new city by supper. Who cares what they think?

redcalcium ,

If you're getting targeted ads for penis enlargement pills, then the system thinks you have a small pp. If this is an error, you should submit photographic evidence to their office to prove you don't have a small pp.

intensely_human ,

Insert penis here

ME5SENGER_24 ,

More to consider when selecting an airline. Greedy fuckers, I hope their stock takes a nosedive thanks to this

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It'll probably take a small dip and then rise quite a bit once profits from implementing it start rolling in

assassinatedbyCIA ,

‘Capitalism breeds innovation’

The innovation

barsquid ,

Seriously. It's nearly a sure thing. I should buy on Monday and see how it goes. People are sleepwalking about adtech shit so they'll continue to fly United. There's already a dude in this thread telling people to chill and just don't fly if they don't like it. The ad revenue should be pretty juicy, too. They have a bored captive audience identified by full name and credit card number.

Tanoh ,

And if it succesful, or at least passenger doesn't boycott them over it, it is just a question of time until other airlines adds it as well

FunkFactory ,

Part of the problem is that UA is such a massive airline, odds are any alternatives would involve quite a bit of sacrifice. Not many people would be willing or can afford to take an extra 2 layovers or 50%+ extra travel time or cost in order to get to where they want to go 🫤 That's not to say I won't try my best to avoid UA though, I was already sick of them after my last trip and now I find this news.

Cosmos7349 ,

The thing I hate is that all these airline screens usually default to "on", and people tend to leave defaults. I'm a tall person, and can usually see a large number of the screens in front of me. So if I'm on a night flight, even if I don't intend to sleep, the only way to not be blinded by dozens of ads for a few hours is to bring a sleep mask.

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

I feel so bad for tall people on planes. It's uncomfortable AF for all of us, but you guys have to become human origami just to sit. It's insane that this shit is legal. I avoid flying as much as possible.

cm0002 ,

It's uncomfortable AF for all of us

Idk, I'm pretty comfortable on planes, and I'm around 5'8 lol

Burn_The_Right ,

Also, ths taller you are, the more likely you are to be seriously injured in severe turbulence, malfunctions, minor crashes and major crashes.

CodingCarpenter ,

I'm tall and fat it's a double whammy. Granted one I've done to myself, luckily I generally only fly with my wife so I can get the isle seat to stretch

Drusas ,

They also automatically turn the screens back on repeatedly after you turn them off.

GBU_28 ,

I use a baseball cap pulled down. Works well for me

aramis87 ,

I'm sure they'll have an option where you can pay for them to go away ....

residentmarchant ,

Basic economy will eventually only let you select any ad in their library. Actual content is for regular economy passengers only!

MonkderDritte ,

Apple's 1984

edit: how to embedd youtube videos?

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

embedding arbitrary things was disabled a while back due to security reasons. Just link it

Wilshire OP ,
@Wilshire@lemmy.world avatar
fah_Q ,

Finally I won't miss a moment of pornhub.

JoeKrogan ,
@JoeKrogan@lemmy.world avatar

Cunts

reddwarf ,
@reddwarf@feddit.nl avatar

And for the low, low price of $4,99 you will get not one, not two but three ad blocking devices you can use to stop these ads from bothering you! Available in several cute patterns and colors. Get yours now, call now!

(warning: do not wash these cloths above 105°F or there might be ad-spillage while using the ad blocker due to shrinkage)

blazera ,
@blazera@lemmy.world avatar

Airline CEOs doing their damnedest to out-fumble eachother.

residentmarchant ,

It's truly amazing....they must stand at the front of meetings and just ask "how do we make our passengers hate us most?"

Maybe I don't understand the economics of this move, but are they really going to make that much more money from targeted ads? If it's double the price, I assume it's worth it, but if it's a ~10% gain it's just dumb.

redcalcium ,

Numbers must go up at all costs. By the time the company's reputation hit rock bottom, the CEO already jumped ship to the next company.

circuscritic ,

Fumble what?

It's a completely regulatory captured industry that makes the majority of its profit from being financially engineered gift card style quasi banking institutions via their milage program agreements.

This is just more cash off the top. Free $$$$.

doctortofu ,
@doctortofu@reddthat.com avatar

Classic late stage capitalism, where humans' sole reason for existence is being advertised to. Soon we'll start putting ads in incubators too, and invalidate this Onion article: https://www.theonion.com/17-days-in-incubator-longest-time-premature-baby-will-g-1851456014

Lost_My_Mind ,

About a decade ago Fox News got brought to court, and had to defend themselves against the idea that their content wasn't actually factually accurate most of the time. Therefore not "news".

Fox responded by saying that their program wasn't meant to be news. I forget the exact quote, I'm sure duckduckgo is your friend, but it was along the lines of "No reasonable person would ever consume Fox News content and believe it to be trustworthy accurate news. It is an opinionated entertainment show about the news."

I don't remember their tagline at the time, but it was something along the lines of "Fox News is your only outlet for unbiased news!" Something to that effect. I just remember Jon Stewart calling out the hypocrasy of their tagline being the exact opposite of what they said in court.

If Fox News is entertainment meant to push the agenda that the right is right, and if CNN is entertainment meant to push the agenda that the left is right, then I don't see why The Onion can't join them as entertainment meant to push the agenda that the whole world is fucking stupid.

Still operating as a "real news source", except it's all bullshit like Fox News and CNN. Just entertainment.

MoonMelon ,

Same thing happened with "VitaminWater", a product in the category of "enhanced water" (a term reminiscent of "enhanced interrogation technique"). Coca-Cola argued that, despite the name, no reasonable person would believe it's actually healthy. They settled.

cmnybo ,

Most people will be too busy with their laptops, tablets, and phones to pay any attention to whatever ads they put on those screens.

RunningInRVA ,

So it’s okay then.

cmnybo ,

It certainly wouldn't be OK for anyone that actually wants to use the in flight entertainment. I watch whatever TV shows and movies that I downloaded ad free and never turn on the seat back screens.

hopesdead ,
@hopesdead@startrek.website avatar

I already dislike the experience of being with other passengers on United. Nothing negative occurred on my part, just noticed how badly behaved other passengers were compared to every other airline I’ve flown.

My point is, I wouldn’t pick United to fly as my first choice.

evulhotdog ,

Have you ever flown on a Frontier or Spirit flight?

hopesdead ,
@hopesdead@startrek.website avatar

No

RunningInRVA ,

You would think otherwise by your username.

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