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boatsnhos931 ,

Bluffing like a sum bitch

RedEyeFlightControl ,
@RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world avatar

Do it. I dare ya. Keep digging. It's fun watching the hole get deeper while you disappear into the darkness.

foggy ,

sighs

He's still so fucking wealthy tho

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

Fine, I say we take every single bit of his hundreds of billions in $1 bills and bury it on top of him. I'm sure that weighs quite a bit

fartsparkles ,

0.63 Empire State Buildings. So yeah, quite a bit.

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Americans will use anything but metric as a unit of measurement.

drcobaltjedi ,

I always hate seeing that, then i remember i've used both football feilds and time to drive somewhere as units of distance. So yeah, we will use anything

MindTraveller ,

Time is a perfectly valid unit of distance. Just look at light years. On Earth, I mostly use the unit of distance me-minutes

Interestingly, analysing distance in me-minutes reveals that spacetime is not flat, because a distant location on the train line can be much closer to me than something 5 km away but far away from public transit.

5in1k ,

Living in Michigan I show distance by pointing to spots on my hand.

drcobaltjedi ,

Yo, same. The mitten makes it easy.

fartsparkles ,

I’m European

activ8r ,

Then you should know better.

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

A small boulder the size of a large boulder

vividspecter ,

No, no. Dig up, stupid!

Hadriscus ,

Who gaf about either

lipilee ,

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

StaySquared ,

lol yeah I'm going to stick to Apple.. As long as Apple cares about security, I'll continue to use their products. IDGAF about Tesla or X, quite frankly.

ulkesh ,
@ulkesh@lemmy.world avatar

He's a hypocrite, and a piece of shit. Stop listening to him. Stop reading his tweets. Stop giving him any attention at all. He's dirt under our boots and deserves nothing more.

Scotty_Trees ,
@Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world avatar

I use a filter on Mastodon so I can limit how much Elon Musk headlines I see. People love to talk about him, I mean here we are.....but at least with the filter I can tune out the noise most of the time. It's blissful. A shame there's no filters (that I know of) on Lemmy to hide asshats like this. I already know Musk is a POS, I don't need to see a dozen articles every single day to remind me.....

ulkesh ,
@ulkesh@lemmy.world avatar

Good points! I’ll have to do the same on Mastodon.

QualifiedKitten ,

Some of the Lemmy apps have keyword filters. I'm using Thunder, but I know some others have it too. No clue if there's anything for desktop though.

morriscox ,

Eternity, Boost, and Connect have a post filter option. Which client are you using? It's Muted Words on Boost.

Nacktmull ,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Please stop posting about every fart that asshole makes ...

timmymac ,

Please stop whining about it.

g0d0fm15ch13f ,
@g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world avatar

Watching people struggle to choose between the tesla t and the apple apple would be so satisfying for me.

MehBlah ,

Musk has tantrum. Just another day ending in y.

Drummyralf ,

But every day ends wi... oh. OH.

yokonzo ,

No no musk, you're supposed to only piss off the poors remember?

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

What are they going to use instead? Windows, which also has an OpenAI partnership? Android, which had Gemini and probably even worse privacy?

Or is the whole company switching to Linux and Linux mobile

MigratingtoLemmy ,

Switching to Linux Mobile would be a welcome change, imagine them heading a FOSS Linux distro to run on phones

Alphane_Moon ,
@Alphane_Moon@lemmy.world avatar

Not going to happen. Elmo is too self-centered to develop a phone in the spirit of FOSS. And then there are reputational issues to consider; many would be opposed to working for the benefit of Elmo.

MigratingtoLemmy ,

Yeah that's probably true

someguy3 ,

Don't think it's about privacy. It's about that he wants money from openai because he tried to buy them out or something, or was involved a long time ago, or tried to get involved, or whatever, but he thinks he should have a big payday from it now that its stock is up.

locuester ,

He was a founding partner.

halcyoncmdr ,
@halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

That left. And far as I remember it wasn't a situation of being pushed out, he left on his own. Probably because he disagreed with everyone else about something.

Ironically with all the hubbub about Sam Altman, it seems like he somehow might have not been the clear worst of the bunch. Somehow.

locuester ,

Yep

hal_5700X ,
@hal_5700X@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who cares about X. Mastodon and other Fediverse services are better.

Also we all know nothing is going to happen.

ech ,

Gonna find out real quick that Apple is more important to people than Twitter.

laurelraven , (edited )

Ah hah! But is it more important than X?!

Yes. Nobody gives a shit about X.

rottingleaf ,

Not for me. Use neither, occasionally follow a Twitter link.

jaybone ,

Wait is he banning Apple for employees or from the entire platform for users?

SirQuackTheDuck ,

The former, unfortunately.

daddy32 ,

Unfortunately?

Buffalox ,

This doesn't specify X, so it's probably Tesla too, except I seriously doubt this threat is serious, because banning iPhone integration from Tesla, would probably hurt Tesla sales, and hurt Tesla and Musk 1000 times more than Apple.

asexualchangeling ,

I hate apple and yeah, Apple is far more important to me than some porn site (that's what the X's are for, right?)

cultsuperstar ,

He's just butthurt that he can't get xAI off the ground.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

And what about Gemini and Copilot?

ZILtoid1991 ,

Elon Musk making his team to roll out XOS, a Linux distro with Grok integration...

Etterra ,

I wish more people would point out how we totally stole the word grackity thinks it makes him sound smart and well read. Also like he's from the '70s lol

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

I wasn't born until halfway through the 80s and know exactly where the word is from....but my reading habits tend toward that type of sci-fi, so I'm probably an outlier....

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