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LeroyJenkins ,

I used to prostitute myself in class for people's slices

LeroyJenkins ,

a slice a suck I used to say

LeroyJenkins ,

Y O J I M B O

LeroyJenkins ,

Let's denote the prices of the components as follows:

Egg: ( E )

Bacon: ( B )

Sausage: ( S )

Spam: ( P )

We are given the following equations based on the prices of the combinations:

( E + B = 1.10 )

( E + S + B = 1.49 )

( E + P = 1.50 )

( E + P + B = 2.10 )

( E + P + S + B = 2.49 )

First, subtract Equation 1 from Equation 2:

[ (E + S + B) - (E + B) = 1.49 - 1.10 ]

[ S = 0.39 ]

Next, subtract Equation 1 from Equation 4:

[ (E + P + B) - (E + B) = 2.10 - 1.10 ]

[ P = 1.00 ]

Next, subtract Equation 3 from Equation 5:

[ (E + P + S + B) - (E + P) = 2.49 - 1.50 ]

[ S + B = 0.99 ]

We already know from a previous calculation that ( S = 0.39 ), so substitute ( S ) in:

[ 0.39 + B = 0.99 ]

[ B = 0.60 ]

Now we know ( B ) and can find ( E ) from Equation 1:

[ E + 0.60 = 1.10 ]

[ E = 0.50 ]

We have found the prices:

Egg (( E )) = 0.50

Bacon (( B )) = 0.60

Sausage (( S )) = 0.39

Spam (( P )) = 1.00

LeroyJenkins ,

thank GOD the trump news broke or else this would've been major

LeroyJenkins ,

FROAG

LeroyJenkins ,

too bad. get back to work, single mf

LeroyJenkins ,

why is the fence peeking at me from behind that piece of wood?

LeroyJenkins ,

do NOT scan that qr code lol just warning you guys now

LeroyJenkins ,

DONT do it I said. just trust me. it's not interesting anyway. just very forbidden.

LeroyJenkins ,

dude wtf I ran into this earlier when I went to go search up tips on how to learn to wipe my own ass for the first time as an adult and couldn't get any results... what's the point of a privacy search engine when you can't even use it when you need privacy?

LeroyJenkins ,

bro that's gross

LeroyJenkins ,

alright guys I'll take one for the team and buy the company

LeroyJenkins ,

I'm gonna buy you too windie

LeroyJenkins ,

KOLANAK!!

iPhones And Androids Can Now Warn You of 'Secret Trackers' (www.ibtimes.co.uk)

In a collaborative effort, Apple and Google have developed an industry-standard detection feature called "Detecting Unwanted Location Trackers" (DULT) for Bluetooth trackers. This standard allows users on iOS and Android devices to be alerted if an unknown Bluetooth tracker is monitoring their location.

LeroyJenkins ,

can't use it on iPhone without Apple services as well :(

LeroyJenkins ,

KOLANAK!

LeroyJenkins ,

but it affects innocent people who wanna drink soda for fun or protect themselves

LeroyJenkins ,

KOLANAAAK!

LeroyJenkins ,

it's actually true. I've seen her out of drag and she looks exactly like Napoleon

LeroyJenkins ,

I mean there's a large sentiment that goes back to antiquity that technology is here to crush the working/creative man. I think people felt it was too on the nose that a tech company worth trillions was making a commercial that reminds them of that so directly. especially in today's day and age where people feel like certain industries are on the cusp of being completely wiped out by LLMs and stuff.

LeroyJenkins ,

is nobody gonna say it? really? you guys realize Steve is a sea otter right? sea otters are the saltwater thugs of the animal kingdom.

LeroyJenkins ,

I just had to say it. it was my destiny and life's work to mention the sea otter

1000+ Firefox for Android extensions now available – Mozilla Add-ons Community Blog (blog.mozilla.org)

The new open ecosystem of extensions on Firefox for Android launched in December with just over 400 extensions. Less than five months later we’ve surpassed 1,000 Firefox for Android extensions. That’s an impressive achievement by this developer community! It’s exciting to see so many developers embrace the opportunity to...

LeroyJenkins ,

bro they had uBlock tho

LeroyJenkins ,

tim apple just added you to a list for even posting this. keeping saying these things online and tim will send his goons.

LeroyJenkins ,

sudo git out of my head

LeroyJenkins ,

魚のような匂いがする

LeroyJenkins ,

throw flames at your enemies from your roof

'Vortex Cannon vs Drone' - Mark Rober shows off tech from a "defense technology company that specializes in advanced autonomous systems". That seems bad

I've enjoyed Mark Rober's videos for a while now. They are fun, touch on accessible topics, and have decent production value. But this recent video isn't sitting right with me...

LeroyJenkins ,

yeah I quite respect Destin despite being pretty opposite to him in ideology. he's able to be fairly apolitical while being very clear on his views by way of his topics and minor Bible nod on his videos. the politics are never front and center tho and the dude is actually a real real engineer that is a great science educator. the dude just really loves farm and weapon tech.

LeroyJenkins ,

posting this comment definitely added you to a list

LeroyJenkins ,

I thought FF was recently allowed on iOS? install that and use uBlock. no stupid adguard garbage or separate app required.

LeroyJenkins ,

what really happened was that a caveman saw a wolf and was like aw good boi

LeroyJenkins ,

you'll be fine. I played WoW in the early 2000s with these Internet speeds.

LeroyJenkins ,

this is probably the most commented post on Lemmy where that KOLANAK blue letter guy hasn't commented yet

LeroyJenkins ,

fuck /u/spez

LeroyJenkins ,

I'm glad perspectives has stopped treating Sam Altman like a tech God. dude is second coming of every FAANG CEO and Elon combined. there's no way that guy isnt up to no good.

Google’s CEO faces employee questions about layoffs — “Why has there been such an extraordinary effort to limit the internal visibility of layoffs announcements?” (www.theverge.com)

Google’s CEO faces employee questions about layoffs — “Why has there been such an extraordinary effort to limit the internal visibility of layoffs announcements?”::During a recent TGIF all-hands meeting, Google CEO Sundar Pichai addressed what sources describe as a growing morale crisis inside the company.

LeroyJenkins ,

he's not saying there aren't any companies that do right to their employees at this current moment. he's saying if left unchecked, it leaves room for somebody to come in and make it bad for everyone. that being said, we've already failed. we need union.

LeroyJenkins ,

your unions are ass then if you see them that way. but you also don't bring up any of the useful things unions probably did for you behind the scenes. provide legal protection? contract negotiations? COLLECTIVE BARGAINING? hello?

LeroyJenkins ,

you didn't say that but that's what you meant

LeroyJenkins ,

https://systemd-by-example.com/

LeroyJenkins ,

I went on a horseback trip in Waipi'o Valley in Hawaii and it looked exactly like this. might not be the actual place, but you can experience that kinda thing in Hawaii.

LeroyJenkins ,

that is the i-didn't-invent-linux way to put it

LeroyJenkins ,

I mean chubbyemu is a doctor who usually explains the medicine behind this stuff and the others are just news channels. yeah they're baity, but they're also doing what theyve always been doing.

I'm more bothered by the bait content that just steals other people's stuff and sticks their face in the corner making a stupid face

LeroyJenkins ,

how do I de-apple my iPhone?

LeroyJenkins ,

I was more poking fun at how ios users who let an ultra mega corp holds all their data and actively cripples privacy efforts while touting a false sense of privacy as marketing, never ask to de-apple their iPhones

Taylor Swift is living every woman’s AI porn nightmare — Deepfake nudes of the pop star are appearing all over social media. We all saw this coming. (www.vice.com)

Taylor Swift is living every woman’s AI porn nightmare — Deepfake nudes of the pop star are appearing all over social media. We all saw this coming.::Deepfake nudes of the pop star are appearing all over social media. We all saw this coming.

LeroyJenkins ,

she drew so much attention to it though that there are more news stories than actual images at this point. if you look for the images, you're gonna have to go through pages and pages of news articles about it at this point. not sure if it was intentional, but kinda worked...

LeroyJenkins ,

no, jokes are another section. he's talking about the fine Playboy editorial pieces.

LeroyJenkins ,

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