pbj rule

Commiunism , 3 months ago

love me a pork bean jelly sandwich

glizzyguzzler OP , 3 months ago

Hinge to keep the beans in?

cupcakezealot , 3 months ago

why use pbj when fluffernutter exists

glizzyguzzler OP , 3 months ago

But with or without hinge???

cupcakezealot , 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

well of course i'm not a monster

frezik , 3 months ago

Depends, are the screws galvanized?

glizzyguzzler OP , 3 months ago

P sure the hinges and screws come in either galvanized or brass - your choice for the right that appeals to you with each bite

indepndnt , 3 months ago

how the hell else do you close your sandwich?!

Bronco1676 , 3 months ago

I like mine unhinged

Thteven , 3 months ago

https://c.tenor.com/qlGOnPW6_JkAAAAC/tenor.gif

sxan , 3 months ago

Without. Dr. says I have enough iron in my diet already.

doingless , 3 months ago

Yeah I have a couple of people in my family with iron deficiency, the hinge is great for them!

glizzyguzzler OP , 3 months ago

Jsyk they’re making hinges in brass now, all the hinge without the Fe!

Piemanding , 3 months ago

So you turned it into a hotdog?

glizzyguzzler OP , 3 months ago

Where god failed, we overcome through technology😎😎😎

Professorozone , 3 months ago

Regrettably, I'm gluten free, so neither... although the screws might help hold the gluten free bread together. So I'm going for WITH door hinge.

glizzyguzzler OP , 3 months ago

A true connoisseur

Professorozone , 3 months ago

Why thank you fellow hinge-eater.

witty_username , 3 months ago

Only if you rip out the four-inch screws
And then I want some orange juice

WereCat , 3 months ago

I do prefer oranges but I'll even eat hinges

Stovetop , 3 months ago

Screws are going the wrong way, aren't they? You want the heads to be flush with the hinge and protrude into the material or else they'll just fall off.

LemmyKnowsBest , 3 months ago

True. You have a good eye for construction accuracy. But I guess the photo wouldn't have been as visually effective & humorous if the hinge had been assembled correctly and we couldn't see the screws in the bread.

match , 3 months ago

Finally, my marmalade sandwiches can have internal rhymes

seliaste , 3 months ago

Wtf is a pb&j

5714 , 3 months ago

Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich

seliaste , 3 months ago

Im french and i have never eaten peanut butter in my life, thanks for the link

BarrelAgedBoredom , 3 months ago

If other nut butters are common in France they also work well! My favorite is cashew butter and blackberry jam

seliaste , 3 months ago

Actually I never ate any nut butter at all

nilloc , 3 months ago

While debatable that it’s really nut butter (hazelnut), not even Nutella?

seliaste , 3 months ago

Nutella is mostly chocolate with just a pinch of nuts afaik

glizzyguzzler OP , 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

Nut butters are egregiously dense in caloriesJOULES, they’re ideal for getting crunkedbourré on ENERGY (I localized the sentence for French-speakers)

Obi , 3 months ago

I was the same as you but married a Canadian and she converted me. It's delicious.

seliaste , 3 months ago

Might give it a try then!

Smorty , 3 months ago

I somehow remember this image... hmm

glizzyguzzler OP , 3 months ago

Hinged Pbj is an integral part of many people’s childhoods, makes sense {I only shitpost reposts}

BautAufWasEuchAufbaut , 3 months ago

I am conflicted. Is this image unhinged or hinged?

errer , 3 months ago

|hinged> + |unhinged>

BautAufWasEuchAufbaut , 3 months ago

I think there is a broken pipe in there

itslilith , 3 months ago

Great, now the meme's basement is flooded