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Resol ,
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Floating mouse, apparently it still works.

Leate_Wonceslace ,

That mouse has nowhere to rest it, and that bothers me.

Yes, I know.

Hamartiogonic ,
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That’s why you hire a green guy to act as a desk.

ech ,

The marketing is "get them to stare at our ad for more than 2 seconds, and maybe get some people to post it around for free as 'content'." Looks like it worked perfectly.

jaykay OP ,
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Yeah but I still don’t want to buy it lol

intensely_human ,

It’s not about wanting to buy it. It’s about recognizing the logo and trusting it when you see it.

Quick without cheating by looking at the image, what does the product logo look like?

If you don’t know, that means they successfully bypassed your conscious mind while presenting it. Bypassing the conscious mind, ie your attention, it allows them to introduce elements that are stored in your mind separately from the disjointed/unpleasant ad experience.

So when you come across this product in the future, it won’t be “this is that brand with the ugly ad”. It will be “this is that brand I recognize”.

MonkderZweite ,

Reality could be that this works in about 10% of cases in 30% of people. Still a measurable positive. Still causing negative ads and meaningless ads everywhere.

umbrella ,
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thats why i adblock everything.

joe_cool ,

Ah, the HP Omen that uses mostly standard components and might be decent but has a coked up marketing team that makes me trust the brand by driving me insane.

Gotcha.

PraiseTheSoup ,

Nobody actually trusts HP anymore do they? They've been selling trash for 20 years now.

umbrella ,
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they are doing something right if they can peddle their trash for 20 years and still not be bankrupt.

that something is probably marketing.

CanadaPlus ,

That's actually really smart, if so. Grudging respect to the ad men.

aesthelete ,

Looks like AI crap to me

Etterra ,

Said like somebody who doesn't know that using two keyboards allows you to hack twice as fast. Same logic here.

Jimmycakes ,

What that gotta do with someone's foot holding up the monitor and clouds on the ground though?? 🤔

FiniteBanjo ,

Just wait until you see what she's sitting on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

stanleytweedle ,

This confusing nonsense is why our firm shifted the entire marketing budget to hypnotoad endorsements.

samus12345 ,
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Aggravationstation ,

All glory to the hypno toad!

EpicMuch ,

An arm holding up the laptop and a foot holding up the display

TheOakTree ,

She's trying to move the cursor by moving the mouse on air.

Makes sense.

autumn_rain ,

Everything is disjointed, confused, altered - except for the monitor.

Tolookah ,

What's so confusing? Is it the hand holding the laptop, the foot holding up the monitor, the face down cupboard? I'm sure there's more.

jaykay OP ,
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It’s not the cupboard, it’s the whole world that’s on its side, look at the clouds lmao

9point6 ,

Well I wasn't expecting it to go deeper but....

Why is the person with the monitor and laptop glued to their limbs upsidedown?

Bishma ,
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Everything is sideways at HP, this is normal

nadiaraven ,

Even if you tilt the picture so the world outside is right-side-up, the cabinets are still not right

EddoWagt ,

Why not? They're probably drawers, not doors

intensely_human ,

That is a B21FH if I ever saw one

edit: nah you’re right it’s a 2DB

EddoWagt ,

I have no idea what you're saying

Showroom7561 ,

The vertical horizon!

chatokun ,

It's everything you want? Everything you need? Everything inside of you that you wish you could be?

redcalcium ,

Using a wired mouse without a desk!

jordanlund ,
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The hand and foot are in green screen material so I think someone was supposed to photoshop them out?

Then the background is rotated 90°...

ccunning ,

They’re just leaning really hard into the “Escapism” theme.

The question is why is the theme escapism?

intensely_human ,

This looks like a weird combination of 2020 Design and Space Engineers to me

pip1 ,

She's focussing deeply on using Windows' On-screen keyboard

pantyhosewimp ,

Ouch! Ma neck!

JoShmoe ,

Your computer has been infected by a pornographic virus. You have 25 seconds to close all 517 popups using the office’s deadliest mouse.

corsicanguppy ,

1500R? So, like, you need to sit 4.5 feet away for the curve to make sense?

SacralPlexus ,

I don’t think that’s true at all.

I realize the geometry predicts some optimal spot for viewing the curve but that just is a mathematical ideal not a real world necessity. If it was then everyone who has ever watched a flat screen would be like “omg I feel like I’m too close because I’m not watching from infinity.” I have a 35” monitor with 1800R and it is very pleasant in a normal desktop setting. I looked into 1000R screens since I like to sit fairly close and the curve felt so extreme that it was a major distraction no matter which distance I sat at.

I guess I’m saying that the curvature is very much a personal preference thing and if people can tolerate a flat screen they can also tolerate a curve that isn’t meeting some mathematical ideal.

paskalivichi ,

The design is very human.

clearedtoland ,

Oh! I miss those. They genuinely entertained me for a good while.

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