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echodot ,

Oh no all those developments that they introduced all going to stop, like nothing, bugger all, and zip.

They literally didn't do anything, they announced the car I think they had a concept vehicle which looked very apple, and then they did nothing at all ever again.

badaboomxx ,

Maybe they relized rhat they cannot trademark the itire and remotely lock it, and sell it for 20 times the price of a regular tire.

Aolley ,

Did they even contribute any meaningful technology discoveries or anything in the field?

badaboomxx , (edited )

Well, they do what every company wants, charge way more for their hardware, and still getting away with their bad practices.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

CarPlay was a’ight.

dog_ ,

lol

corsicanguppy ,

TFA: decade-long

Spell-check: decade-long

OP: decadelong

Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, Felicia.

Pantherina ,

What

Buffaloaf ,

Maybe delong is a unit. So one decadelong = 10 delongs

zerog_bandit ,

I didn't realize Star Wars had an opinion on proper writing style.

ItsAFake ,
@ItsAFake@lemmus.org avatar

What do you think woke it up?

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Good. Anything else I should worry about?

hamid ,
@hamid@lemmy.world avatar

Apple was hoping to white label a Chinese ev and slap an iPad in it but the trade war is too hot now for them to deliver.

Zipitydew ,

You joke but it's not terribly far off.

Their real hope was to get Hyundai Kia to build EVs for them. While letting Apple act like they were the majority stakeholder of the deal.

Raxiel ,

Aww and I was looking forward to a chipped windscreen requiring the replacement of the entire cabin, unless the car had ever been in the rain, in which case fuck you buy a new one.

Alexstarfire ,

That's a Rivian.

Belgdore ,

And the cybertuck

NigelFrobisher ,

I was genuinely looking forward to them refusing to install airbags because it compromised the dashboard being 100% screen, and then later installing airbags in a “notch”, but calling them iBags, and advertising them as a revolutionary new feature that only Apple could think different enough to invent.

neutron ,

Courage. You need to put courage to charge extra few grands somewhere to complete the apple experience.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

lmaoooo, I've been saying for years there's no way in heaven or hell apple is making a car, and now look what happens

AA5B ,

I have to say that I’m still not convinced they were. It’s just so far from their core business I don’t see how it ever could have been real

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

They approached several car makers at one point, but were rejected when the car makers heard their terms

werefreeatlast ,

Maybe the i-bike is more appleish? Imagine this, it's a bike like other bikes, but you only need to pedal with one leg, and if you turn the pedal, the whole bike turns. Tilt it back to stop. Sure, you may look fucking stupid running around with only one pedal while your other leg does nothing at all. That's it. Oh, and it's white and smooth in gorme plastic-like design. You can charge your bike but you must remove the seat and turn it upside down using our special turning device since it's 700lbs.

suction ,

DAE I'm too poor to afford Apple products?

Nudding ,

Swing and a miss

erwan ,

Also you can only use it on roads built by Apple!

werefreeatlast ,

It's a special magnetic stripe road that illuminates the Logo properly....can you use it on regular asphalt? Nope! Why? Oh apple has looked into it and it is very challenging but they will work with authorities to see if it can be accomplished.

Raiderkev ,
werefreeatlast ,

Hey! It has a breathalyzer integrated into the...what, why do you need a butt breathalyzer? Oh...

mvirts ,

Thank glob, the only apple mobile i want to see is lowly worm's

boonhet ,

Not sure why everyone's cheering, more competition is never bad and there are already plenty of manufacturers adding subscriptions and such, I doubt Apple would even have been the worst.

At the very least, they probably would've had a slick UI in a world of crap infotainment UIs.

However they announced Carplay 2 a few years ago and I'm hoping manufacturers will go ahead with adding that as an option so you could just opt in to Apple UI all over the car and revert back at any time. This is probably the best of both worlds. There are plenty of companies that know quite well how to build a car, they just mostly still all suck at UI.

linearchaos , (edited )
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Apple can't compete in that space. Their schtick is producing moderately inexpensive nice looking goods for exorbitant prices that are designed to be impossible to repair by anybody with them.

Tesla has already corned the market.

Trying to block people from repairing? check, trying to block sales of used items? check. Getting rid of all the buttons for all the interfaces and making you work with a tablet in the center of the car? Check.

Makeitstop ,

Competition usually isn't bad. Unfortunately, Apple has a tendency to not only be terribly anti-consumer, but also tends to be a trendsetter. They do shitty things, and other companies learn from their example. Thus, the competition becomes a race to the bottom.

Furbag ,

I was kind of hoping that Apple and Tesla would just feud with each other for control of the "economy-quality product marketed as a luxury-quality product" market share.

Cheerstothe90s ,

A problem with apple...Like if my friend has a Toyota, i can borrow that. If they have an icar, I probably couldn't drive it because I don't have an iPhone required to start it or apple shoes required to activate the pedals. You know they'd be dicks like that.

lilsolar ,
@lilsolar@sh.itjust.works avatar

Warning: unauthorized, non apple certified tyres detected on your iCar. Disabling airbags due to security issue.

Setting destination to Apple Genius bar.

rsuri ,

The fear for me was that Apple would grow quickly in the EV space due to its mainstream popularity, and then start doing the ecosystem thing so driving anything but an Apple car makes you a second-class citizen. Obviously it would only support Carplay and not Android Auto, and probably lack any sort of non-Carplay connectivity so you just can't connect your Android phone to it at all. Presumably it would also have a proprietary charger that doesn't work with other cars or vice versa.

vodkasolution ,
@vodkasolution@feddit.it avatar

I bet they wanted, but in EU they couldn't

TheObviousSolution ,

Apple isn't competition, Apple is a closed market, more anticompetitive than Microsoft and only undone by the degree of their control.

suction ,

...a closed market you don't have to participate in...

TheObviousSolution ,

Don't worry, I don't.
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parens ,

what's with the dots?

TheObviousSolution ,

Mocking through gross exaggeration.

maynarkh ,

You do understand whole markets are hurt by big monopolies.

suction ,

If Apple had a monopoly on smartphones you’d have a point

maynarkh ,

Monopolies are not a yes or no thing. Since Apple has a large enough market share that it is able to strangle competitors just through having that kind of market share, it is having a monopolistic effect on various markets.

For example, the smartphone market, if the smartphone market was perfectly competitive, if I didn't like Apple's and Google's business, I would be able to go to a third seller and get similar products. If I didn't like them, I could go to a fourth, and so on until it becomes meaningless. Like the market for actual apples for example.

Since that is not true, Apple is distorting the smartphone market with its large market share, making it have monopolistic tendencies.

suction ,

In what way is Apple "strangling competitors"? You have no clue what you're talking about. Just say you hate Apple and be done.

maynarkh ,

Just a few cases:

I don't hate Apple, they are behaving as a corporation does. I hate the perversion of free markets that our economies are becoming due to corruption.

AA5B ,

Microsoft wasn’t creating a car, and Apple wasn’t the dominant car manufacturer

TheObviousSolution ,

... And? Apple isn't even the dominant anything manufacturer, at least worldwide.

I don't know why people are so upset. You've already got your closed market, overpriced, social "mine is bigger than yours (but not really)" compensation brand in the EV market. It's called a Tesla.

echodot ,

Apple is the dominant manufacturer of really bad peripherals. Even cheap Chinese knockoff brands can't quite match the utter nafness of Apple keyboards.

rottingleaf ,

they probably would’ve had a slick UI

Apple hasn't had a slick UI since Apple II PC.

boonhet ,

To clarify, I meant not just the UI itself being pretty, but also reaction speeds. IOS is still smoother than any Android distro I've touched and macOS, while sometimes lacking in the UI department, does nearly everything better than Windows. It doesn't do many things better than my Gentoo install with KDE Plasma, but that's hardly something for the common user who doesn't need all the customization and wants a smooth system straight out of the box.

rottingleaf ,

I mainly meant that each time touching anything Apple I prepare myself for something as bad as Windows and it is somehow even more problematic to use.

echodot ,

they announced Carplay 2 a few years ago and I'm hoping manufacturers will go ahead with adding that as an option so you could just opt in to Apple UI

Yeah but you actually have to have an iPhone in order to use it because they are the world's biggest dicks.

Nah sod that, that we need open source UIs. The world doesn't get better if we have more proprietary nonsense, that doesn't help anyone.

boonhet ,

Yeah but you actually have to have an iPhone in order to use it because they are the world’s biggest dicks.

You also need an Android phone for Android Auto.

What we need then, isn't an open source UI, but rather a standard API that could be implemented by any mobile OS (or just an app, even).

PanArab ,

This is good news for everyone else

MonsiuerPatEBrown ,

They should sell BYD vehicles.

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.world avatar

I think all those dongles hanging off the car would have been a problem anyway

Darken ,
@Darken@reddthat.com avatar

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  • circuitfarmer ,
    @circuitfarmer@lemmy.world avatar

    The windscreen is made from high-tech Apple SpaceGlass, and the integrated HUD (*Pro car only) presents all non-Apple cars as green bubbles in real time

    ApatheticCactus ,

    We put the charging port underneath the car!

    circuitfarmer ,
    @circuitfarmer@lemmy.world avatar

    Lightning (in the US; USB-C in the EU)

    echodot ,

    And of course they'd save money by putting an iPhone battery in the car.

    It has over 4 miles of range.

    rottingleaf ,
    • You need a dongle for that, sir.
    • A what?
    • A dongle.
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