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BruceTwarzen ,

Nature is healing

BruceTwarzen ,

Did you just fix menal health?

BruceTwarzen ,

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I'm always like: haha yeah no, i'm actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

BruceTwarzen ,

The great brand that was twitter hahahaha

BruceTwarzen ,

I'll let my gas powered leaf blower running all day now to make your woke blower useless. Get owned, sucker

BruceTwarzen ,

Jackhammers are so loud, haven't they heard of a hammer yet? I am very smart btw.

BruceTwarzen ,

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

BruceTwarzen ,

May i pay 60 dollars for a 10 year old game mayhaps?

BruceTwarzen ,

That's the most oh wow so deep boomer shit i have seen in a while

BruceTwarzen ,

Yeah but they measure in feet and cheesburgers.

BruceTwarzen ,

Why bother complaining somewhere else?

BruceTwarzen ,

I used bumble for a bit and saw women's bios that said that they are not making the first step.

BruceTwarzen ,

To me it's so so. They either texted, we had a conversation and ended up on a date the next week, or they sent a message, i answered, waited for a week to get a "lol".

BruceTwarzen ,

Bro is too dumb to use a trash bag and complains on the internet

BruceTwarzen ,

Good for them. Dating apps are a nightmare for dudes. These days, and if someone is impressed by this, fair play.

BruceTwarzen ,

Ah yes, that will solve the problem

BruceTwarzen ,

They're not a car company, how are they supposed fix a car?

BruceTwarzen ,

I really wonder if this is just an average shitty car and dumb people buying it ir something historically stupid. Like in 10 years. Youtubers make top ten videos about the dumbest car ever and on number one they are all like: well, we all know what that is, so we might as well skip it.

BruceTwarzen ,

This is unrelated, but for the longest time i thought thatwhen people talked about amouranth, i thought they talked about that mmo streamer with the filthy room and similar name. I was very confused why everyone wanted to bang him and drink his bathwater.

BruceTwarzen ,

Or do it to post a picture

BruceTwarzen ,

Oh no missed le segs nuber but got the epic weed number. Narwhal bacon

BruceTwarzen ,

The target audience is people who can't afford them

BruceTwarzen ,

Sooo... All of them who aren't totaled yet?

BruceTwarzen ,

It's such a weird phrasing. They make it sound like you can give it nails and a hammer and it can frame a house better than a human.

BruceTwarzen ,

Yeah i don't know. From everything i ever read or seen about it month ago, everyone seemed to agree that it's proper shit.

BruceTwarzen ,

I never quite got that. Apple boys and commercials alsways treated siri like that smart, super useful thing that can answer questions and is basically a thinking being. In reality it's some speech to text google machine that can do a few things sometimes. Same with the android equivalent, i use it to set a timer while cooking, for the life of me i can't imagine using it for anything else.

BruceTwarzen ,

That one time lemmy isn't down

BruceTwarzen ,

I was at a gas station the other day and some guy was fueling up his stupid ass lowered truck. He then blastes off as fast as he could and as a reflex i just had to point and laugh. He actually came back and asked me what's so funny, before showing how good he is at using the accelerator again. These muppeds somehow all look the same.

BruceTwarzen ,

Calm down little man.

BruceTwarzen ,

All their cars are 25000 dollar evs. They just sell them for 4 times that amount.

BruceTwarzen ,

Ray parker's Ghostbusters is inspired by huey lewis and the new's i want a new drug. But actually it's just blatant plagiarism. Is it okay because a human did it?

BruceTwarzen ,

It's fucking crazy. Local oat milk is like 3.95 where i live, where cow butt milk is just a bit over 1.-
There is a "dry meat" that is made of smoked red beets, that is fantastic but it's like almost 9bucks, while dried meat is not even a quarter of that.
Somehow getting a cow, raising a cow, feeding a cow, veterinarian, having a special machine to milk the cow and a special room and a guy who has to test said room, because milk is pretty gross, then a guy has to drive the milk in a special container to a bigger container who drives that container wherever where it's pasteurized and filled up and destributed. That's a dollar. Water and oat? That will be 4, thatnk you. What a clown world.

BruceTwarzen ,

It's not even a joke. My friend worked for a pretty small construction firm. They employeed maybe 16 people. He always worked longer hours and helped out at his bosses house for free. After work i would sometimes go to his workplace to talk for a bit because he was overworked and underpaid. I was there a couple of times where his boss explained that they were on the brink of bankruptcy and everyone has to work extra hard. Dude had an old bentley that was collecting dust and his daily driver was an AMG. One day came in with a pretty new Lamborghini, showing it off proudly to his workers who were still tgere at like 8pm working for free. How did they react? "Woah, cool car" taking pictures and shit. That was the most surreal thing i have ever seen.

BruceTwarzen ,

That's r/funny

BruceTwarzen ,

Man i wish people would understand just how funny it would've been to just drop twitter literally the tay elon took over. Same with reddit. Of course you'll always have people who don't even know, don't care or even like it. But fucking imagine the twitter takeover and only elon and a few of his dick sniffers are basically a private discord server

BruceTwarzen ,

I always gear that money vorrupts everyone at some point, and i really wonder if that is true. Like i couldn't imagine making a few million dollars a year and don't say fuck it after a year to never be seen again

BruceTwarzen ,

Never underestimate a rice farmer. Ther is probably one right behind you

BruceTwarzen ,

Who gives a shit about the oscars?

BruceTwarzen ,

There are a lot of roundabouts where i live and when i see a tesla, he's either not using his turn signal or is on the phone or somehow very often both. Tesla people seem to be on their phone more often than other people in the road. Which is even weirder, because they all have that elaborate electronics on board, no?

BruceTwarzen ,

Bro stop spamming your reddit findings

BruceTwarzen ,

Is the new funny thing to post screenshots from reddit?

BruceTwarzen ,

That's the guy who crippled him in the first place.

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    BruceTwarzen ,

    I miss loud harddrive sounds. Sometimes you thought the pc crashed, and suddenly it would rev up and you'd go:"heck yeah, tubular."

    BruceTwarzen ,

    People started to romanticise myspace as soon as it was gone

    BruceTwarzen ,

    I just used my nose.

    BruceTwarzen ,

    They are more and more just mini pc's with ads and paid online service.

    BruceTwarzen ,

    It depends. I spend so much time with my beat friend that we don't always have things to talk about. Sometimes we get coffee and just sit around and read or look at shit on our phones.

    BruceTwarzen ,

    While we're at it, let's make theft illegal

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