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KeenFlame ,

Back in my day we had sting in underpants and WE FUCKING LOVED IT there was no "gay" or... Well it was an extremely gay time but.. But we didn't pretend to like it! We did, though but you know what I mean!

nonfuinoncuro ,

why are conservatives so convinced that there is a direct correlation between viewing vaguely gay things and actually having innate homosexual attraction?

if this were true why weren't all the genx and boomer gays scared straight by the propaganda of their times? also why weren't the closet airport bathroom stall foot tapping gays turned straight by their hot Barbara Sreisand Karen wives

TimeNaan ,

They aren't. It's another excuse to oppress minorities. They don't care if it makes sense ot not.

psycho_driver ,

Honestly no idea if this is satire or something he really said.

Nualkris ,

Came here to say this!

FakeGreekGirl ,
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Who can tell with him?

Sconrad122 ,

Easy. It's fake because conservatives would never express the idea of a moist vagina as a positive. Female pleasure is an anathema to them because it means there isn't an unbalanced power dynamic favoring them

Holyhandgrenade ,
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Ben Shapiro has entered the chat
"Well achtually, women's vaginas are meant to be bone dry. Every women I've slept with has been dryer than the Sahara desert."

KingThrillgore ,
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Talking about dunes...

uriel238 ,
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The Pre-David-Lynch worm (as per paintings on mass market paperback books) was of the hairy butthole configuration as were those in the 2000 Syfy series.

TotallynotJessica ,
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Why do I get the feeling David-Lynch thought long and hard about the sexual symbolism of that worm?

CitizenKong , (edited )

It's more like the designs were by H.R. Giger, whose design principle was "yeah but what if it was a vagina and/or penis?"

EDIT: Not quite right. Giger did designs for Jodorowsky's failed Dune project which Lynch took over. I would still say there some elements in the movie that look quite Giger-y. But his sandworm looked like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/dune/comments/qqavbd/here_is_hr_gigers_design_for_the_sandworms_which/

CptEnder ,

Oh well that explains a lot. The dude literally elevated drawing dicks to a critical art form.

frezik ,

That's downright post-modern.

Grayox ,
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Tucker is looking rough these days.

Midnitte ,

Putin's teat will do that to a man

cupcakezealot ,
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the remake of beetlejuice is gonna be weird

Kolanaki ,
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He would think the 1984 version looks like a vagina. Because he clearly has never seen a vagina.

nifty ,
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In case someone is wondering what the Tucker M&M comments are about (I didn’t): https://www.npr.org/2023/01/24/1150984597/m-ms-backlash-spokescandies-candy-tucker-carlson-fox-news-culture-war

StraySojourner ,

Oh yea, I forgot about his weird hardon for animated candy women.

nifty ,
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Ranger OP ,

Look what they took from us!

Greatusername11 ,

You know how everyone is bald and pale on giedi prime and what baron Vladimir Harkonnen looks like.

Kolanaki ,
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Dude so fat and full of cancer he has to use an antigravity suit to float his fat ass around to his growth popping appointments.

uriel238 ,
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I prefer Ian McNeice' rhyming baron, myself.

Now...let the Emperor mock us, call us swine. Because in the end, his throne will be mine.

frezik ,

The version had such poor casting overall, but Ian McNeice rocked it.

Zorsith , (edited )
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Haven't seen the second movie yet but the first one really conveyed the grotesque nature of Baron Harkonnen perfectly, the subtle spine popping noises as the suit activates are just chefs kiss

programmer_belch ,

In Reagan's America worms looked like circumcised penises
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A

TheBlue22 ,

That ain't a regular worm tho, that's Leto Atreides II, The God Emperor, The Tyrant

programmer_belch ,

Still a phallic looking worm

Midnitte ,

Circumcised? More like decapitated 😵‍💫

nonfuinoncuro ,

this was the best book

mumblerfish ,

Hold on, Benny Boy told me it's not suppose to be "moist", his doctor wife told him that. Not sure what to believe anymore.

Ranger OP ,

If you can't trust a talking head who's first journalistic work was to deny civilian deaths in the second Iraq war from the safety of the United States who can you trust?

Yerbouti ,

Is that something Benny did? Gotta see that. This guy is full of not-so-surprising surprise.

Ranger OP ,

Check out the Behind the Bastards episode on him.

Dubiousx99 ,

Did they photoshop the orange tan on him or has he been taking beauty advice from Trump?

JayDee ,

If they did, they seriously fucked up by not making his eyes look melange-infused.

psycho_driver ,

Anyone who visits Putin has to puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose.

PumpkinEscobar ,

First he came for my female M&Ms and I said nothing…

cmbabul ,

I’m sure this is satire from context, but it wouldn’t shock me if he did this segement

RattlerSix ,

He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms

cmbabul ,

He can still do that! Just ask one of the image AIs for sexy anthropomorphic candies

Ranger OP ,
cmbabul ,

Look would you rather he be doing his “job” or ogling the green M&M?

gravitas_deficiency ,

You make an excellent point.

Ranger OP ,
PoolloverNathan ,
Stamets ,
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Dude just needs a chastity kink like the rest of us

captainlezbian ,

Just be into getting beaten by an electrified chain like normal people

el_bhm ,

He can jack off to russian potatoes.

Ranger OP ,

You're just part of the hairy butthole worm agenda!

cmbabul ,

No I’m a part of the waxed and clean butthole agenda

Slovene ,

Prove it!

BeigeAgenda ,
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Sounds painful, and what about bleaching then?

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