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The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

It's a point of pride.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

For me it's comfort. I'd rather deal with being a little cold outside over being too hot inside, especially if I'm only outside for a half hour tops.

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wear shorts because my body saw the "sweat" in sweatpants and took it as a challenge for all pants.

not_fond_of_reddit ,

This is the way.

portifornia ,

This is the way.

PatMustard ,

Given your perpetuation of one of the most annoying parts of reddit I don't believe your username at all!

not_fond_of_reddit ,

I am not fond of how they conduct their business… but that wasn’t as good nickname 😃

PatMustard ,

Lol, is there a character limit for Lemmy usernames?

not_fond_of_reddit ,

Don’t think so but reddit_should_not_treat_developers_and_their_userbase_like_shit_for_profit doesn’t roll off the tongue as smoothly

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If his legs had to be amputated would he just wear shorter shorts?

qwertyqwertyqwerty ,

Yes. Must. Have. Exposed. Stumps.

jettrscga ,

If his shorts always cover half his legs, how many amputations would it take before he has 0 leg?

RustyEarthfire ,

This is known as the Chino's Paradox

downpunxx ,
@downpunxx@fedia.io avatar

We're gonna drop shit on our pants, it's gonna be ketchup, or grease, or oil, or something, you wanna walk around with stained pants, or do you wanna walk around with stained shorts. It's a no brainer.

lessthanluigi ,

I'm kinda like that, except with jean pants instead of shorts

Signtist ,
@Signtist@lemm.ee avatar

Same! I had a few leg surgeries as a kid and liked to cover the scars, but even now that they're faded, I like just picking out some jeans and not having to think about it. I've never really had an issue with my legs getting too hot, either, though where I live it's cold more often than not.

SpaceNoodle ,

*jants

Smoogs ,

Jorts

Maestro ,
@Maestro@fedia.io avatar

I know a guy who always wears shorts, even in freezing winter temperatures. Hell, he got married in shorts.

Jarix ,

You know my brother?!

BuryMyHorse ,

There is hope ?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Pennsylvania tuxedo

Voyajer ,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

They just don't get cold!

vger ,
@vger@lemmy.ml avatar

No one in my town wears shorts unless there’s a heat advisory, or they’re a tourist.

SpaceNoodle ,

Which town?

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Hey now. I don’t even own shorts.

AstridWipenaugh ,

This used to be me as a teenager. Hated pants. Turns out, I was poor growing up and had never had a pair of pants that actually fit me properly.

rickyrigatoni ,
@rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee avatar

It don't get that cold.

numberfour002 ,

I won't speak for all "white dudes" but I know why I do it.

First, my thermostat is just different from average. If it's 70F/21C, there's a very high chance I'm going to be sweating, especially if I'm indoors and there's limited air movement or I'm outdoors and there's any bit of direct sunlight. Shorts make that a bit more bearable.

Second, given my warm nature, the climate where I live and my lifestyle make wearing shorts practical for much of the year. In the "colder" months of the year, it's usually a case where it's cold in the morning but warms up to a reasonable extent during the day. Guess what? I have an indoor, office job. I don't give a flip about how cold it is during the early parts of the day because I'm going to be indoors where the temperature is pretty much guaranteed to be above the 70F/21C limit I mentioned in my first point. By the time I'm off work and out of the office in the evening, it's warmed up to the point where shorts are totally appropriate and comfy (for me). Sure, I could waste time and energy doing multiple wardrobe changes throughout the day, but that's just bullshit and quite frankly, stupid, if I don't have to do it.

Third, who gives a fuck? Apparently a lot of people -- as it's very common to get questions or comments when I wear shorts during colder weather that lesser humans can't tolerate in shorts. I don't go around acting as the fashion police for your stupid crocs or question your multiple changes of clothes per day like you're Beyoncé doing a concert. So leave my cargo shorts in the middle of winter alone.

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Man I have the exact opposite problem I'm always wearing long pants in even the hottest of days because I'm constantly doing physical labor wether it be firewood collecting or shoveling gravel I'm always having shit scraping my legs so I always want some protection also my job has me outside all day long so when winter comes around I'm wearing my pants for the cold it's a part of my company dress code ultimately I've grown accustomed to work clothes to the point that comfort wear like slippers hoodies and shorts are pretty weird and uncomfortable for me for those reasons I just don't own many shorts because I rarely use them ever

teejay ,

Here you dropped these: , . ; , . . , , , . , . , . .

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

It's the new Theory of Unpunctuated Equilibrium.

KillingTimeItself ,

simply live in a colder home. Boom, shorts problem solved. Now you can have twice the amount of irritating clothing issues that you already experience.

NocturnalMorning ,

This comic is definitely about you, haha.

boonhet ,

Third, who gives a fuck? Apparently a lot of people – as it’s very common to get questions or comments when I wear shorts during colder weather that lesser humans can’t tolerate in shorts.

As a teenager, I used to go to the gym in shorts when there was a bunch of snow outside. The amount of looks I got was amusing.

Nowadays my thermostat has adjusted a bit, I even put on a sweater when it's below 5C. No jacket until -20 though.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I went to the gym in shorts last time it snowed here. When I stopped off at a convenience store an old lady asked why I was wearing shorts and I explained the gym thing. She said "well, you have nice legs so you might as well show them off." My annual compliment!

ManniSturgis ,
@ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip avatar

I’m going to be indoors where the temperature is pretty much guaranteed to be above the 70F/21C

21°C is too hot for indoors at least during the winter/autumn/spring
During the summer I'd kill for 21°C

Anyways, I'd like to add that personally I just don't feel the cold that much on my legs. I'm much more likely to get cold ears, hands and arms. If they ever find me dead of hypothermia my legs will still be at room temperature, while the rest of my body, including my feet, especially my feet, will be at absolute zero.

Agent641 ,

I was tge opposite for like 30 years. Jeans in every weather. 1 degree C and working outdoors? Jeans. 42 degrees C and raining? The same jeans.

TheHotze ,

I'm the same but with cargo pants.

DudeDudenson ,

I sweat too much If I use anything but shorts in summer

KillingTimeItself ,

bro this is called being blue collar

crony ,
@crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz avatar

I'm the same but mostly because of health issues.

I live in country side and have some farm work to do, but because I'm allergic to grass and dandruff ( don't know the exact word for english ) if I go out in short's I will end up with legs full of red spots and itchy af.

When working with hayballs I literally need to have long sleeves and a mask to not have red spots on hands and not start to have problems breathing at times when my allergy is in full throthle at 30-40 celcius weather in summer.

The irony of being in countryside and having a farm but being allergic to what you work with.

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