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Agent641 ,

Manner of death is important.

Murder? Statistically its safer than any other house.

Asbestosis? Run.

retrieval4558 ,

Does that get me a discount on the house? Sign me up

WereCat ,

Yes, from $900k down to $800k in this market. So you still can't afford it? Shame...

KingThrillgore ,
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According to TheMovieDB there are at least 86 movies with "Amityville" in the title. This trope gets more mileage than you expect.

SquareDot3301 ,
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Real 🤣🤣🤣

Maggoty ,

Sir, I'm a millennial. It would have to be a graveyard without the house on top before I refused it.

Blackmist ,

Look at you, turning your nose up at a perfectly livable Mausoleum.

You can fit a family of 8 in there if you're malnourished enough!

lightnsfw ,

Of course they're happy they get to actually own a home.

LittleBorat2 ,

I would 100% take a home with ghosts and stuff. Maybe the ghosts can be reasoned with.

BleatingZombie ,

Can you imagine how low the sale price is with that many deaths? Those ghosts are probably more reasonable than buying a home these days

Boingboing ,

I live in a house with parts built in it from 1100. The down stairs used to be a stopping off point for knights on their way to the crusades. If people haven't died in this place i would be really surprised.

AnUnusualRelic ,
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My much more recent building from 1860 has certainly had a number of people die in it. It's part of the natural history of any habitat imo.

Timecircleline ,

It's only recent history that has people going to the hospital to die. It used to be that "deathbeds" were in the home.

Corkyskog ,

Your still more likely to die at home than in a hospital.

Timecircleline ,

I'm curious on the stats. I don't doubt the likelyhood of home v. Hospital but just the mentality being a modern shift of the hospital is where you go when you're sick. Especially rurally it was less common (doctors did more home visits).

Corkyskog ,

The hospital will discharge you, they avoid keeping beds warm for those that will soon be dead. So unless they think your going to be back very soon, they will send you with a discharge plan to go die at home when at all possible.

lars ,

That is so so so coooooool. My place is a century old so its history is as exciting as beige bath towels.

retrieval4558 ,

1100!! Wow. I'm in a house built like a hundred years ago and I felt like that was old.

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

wheres the natural light

linoor ,

I live in Europe in a building that is almost 100 years old. I’m sure at least 22 people have died in it over the years.

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Gotta keep tge count odd at all times fam.

Hello_Kitty_enjoyer ,

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Evilsandwichman ,

Considering the price drop it'll have, I'd move there in a heartbeat.

XTornado ,

I feel like that unless they were killed because of the crazy people in the neighborhood, which are still there, I don't see the price dropping... It's another Hollywood lie...

mayo_cider ,
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At this point 22 murders seems like a smart budgetting decision, worst case scenario you'll get housing for life (if you live in a civilized country)

WittyProfileName2 ,
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Do murder ghosts or whatever count as dependents?

There's probably some nightmare tax form for this, isn't there?

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
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Depends if the bodies are still in i guess.

Evilsandwichman ,

That costs extra.

ignotum ,

I'm not paying extra for a murder house if the bodies aren't still there

Vespair ,

I mean, since the paranormal doesn't exist unless the people in the house died due to some kind of environmental factor then the number of people who died there is completely irrelevant to the new residents, and does not in any way increase their likelihood of harm.

Really it just lowers the rent or mortgage, an objective win for the new residents.

EnderMB ,

It's amazing how common this is. One of my old employers got a great discount on rent for office space in a central location because no one wanted to rent on the 13th floor.

TankovayaDiviziya ,

I wonder if non-Christian people do not mind living in 13th floors. That superstition of number 13 being unlucky is mostly believed by Christians.

Piemanding ,

Well it spreads to those around them. It becomes part of the culture even if it means nothing to others.

EnderMB ,

Weirdly, the boss was very Christian. I guess he valued money over his beliefs, and the superstitions of others?

Buttons ,
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I guess he valued money over his beliefs

Tale as old as money

Rozauhtuno ,
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13 being unlucky is mostly believed by Christians.

More like westerns, the superstition started out in Mesopotamia.

I wonder if non-Christian people do not mind living in 13th floors.

Yes, but then they avoid "their" unlucky numbers. Like 4 in Japan.

moistclump ,

In Vancouver the buildings don’t have 4th, 13th, 14th, or 24th floors. So it goes from 12th floor to 15th floor.

Xanthrax ,
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I agree. Also, they would totally market it as a ghost house on air bnb, and never sell it.

lightnsfw ,

I'd also wire up all kinds of paranormal special effects shit to fuck with the people staying there.

Krauerking ,

Who needs special effects? Just use the classic trick of carbon monoxide pumped into the house and let them hallucinate all kinds of stuff for free.

Timecircleline ,

Gotta pay for the carbon monoxide. I would use a speaker with infrasound.

Kedly ,

I dunno, at 22 deaths of the entire families, the supernatural doesnt exist, but SOMETHING in that house is causing deaths

Vespair ,

Could have been rival gangs killing each other in the house for all we know.

But I think anything of substance or concern would fall comfortably under the "environmental factors" I already made caveat for in my original comment

Kedly ,

Damn, I COMPLETELY overlooked the environmental caveat in your response on first read, my bad, that was essentially my point xD

Vespair ,

All good ✌️👍

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