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It can only accommodate 58ft wide ships but it can accomodate a 74 ft wide ship?

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Because it makes my pee taste funny

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The worst is when they just won't leave afterwards. So clingy.

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Yeajulothiissithmadpoijuloiwimovlinmiany

I don't get it

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Who's melroy?

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Without paywall: https://web.archive.org/web/20181125112744/https://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/germany/1939-04-01/will-hitler-save-democracy

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NAAAAAaaaants ingonyamaaaaaa bagithi Babaaa

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No, pipes don't really store it unless they're blocked a long time and even then they don't hold much. They facilitate the pee's transfer to your cat in a child

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Sunburnt Clitoris. Sounds itchy.

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They probably have a bunch of 1 hour 'books' that mess with the average as shorter is cheaper to help pad out their numbers.

Looking at my personal library, the median length audiobook is The Last Wish at a tad over 10 hours. So it'd be equal to 1.5 books going by that, not the worst marketing exaggeration I've ever seen.

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You could say finding the Trans Server is their TransMission

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Because "fuck" is the objectionable part

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I mean it's better than your kid going filterless and leaving the turd in the pool.

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Ah it's a setting for Text To Speech functionality. Guess they replaced there being just a male and a female voice with there being a list of different voices each identified by a name.

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Such shade against those of us who have had wisdom teeth extracted.

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It's not. The 5-10 figure is originally from an extremely unscientific study from the 1940s meant to spawn distrust of "German" cockroaches. While it absolutely happens the real numbers are much lower. More frequently they enter the anus.

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Another fun fact, basic means something is alkaline. Coffee and milk are acidic so you're infact not a basic bitch for your pumpkin spice latte

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That alt-text is lacking a few minor details.

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Similar idea as here but with... Let's say... chocolate milk.

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If you look at the insta, I'd say just horny "art"

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How were messages communicated back then? Wonder if the messenger forgot the rest of the message and was like "if... Um... Just if ya, those laconic Laconians you know how they are" and that's what got written down in history

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I hope grey responded "ok" in 2022

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So that's what those websites ending in ".MIL" are about

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He forgot to include "- Can recognize satire"

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Pee on me and call me a Kohl's cashier, daddy!

Hmm, not sure it passes the kink test.

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Rebuild! You don't need to feel guilty until you realize that you forgot to assign Meow to anyone and he's been left sitting with a crowbar and a bunch of science books in some unrenovated warehouse for weeks

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It says in the image, it's a fae portal not a mirror.

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The demo was so fucking creepy. Would rather be in a dark room surrounded by victorian dolls that sometimes seem to turn their head towards you and blink.

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"belongs to the sex class"... The heck. Such a meaningless circular definition just to provide a veneer of justification for her transphobia.

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I love Stargate!

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It's about a woman who falls in love with a gay man?

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527 °R

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I would have negative 8144.

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Baby don't space me

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I agree with blue, cereal bars are very much food for 12 year olds

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Well get a lamp then, discover. Sheesh.

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I like the implications of shirt genetics between the grandmas and the mother. But I'll need to whip out a punnett square to understand what combines with black "metal 💀" to result in plain white with frills.

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Normalize being non-normal?

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Bad bot

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So. Many. Dick. Jokes.

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Dang sexy nessy

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That's because Mario spikes the drugs in a way that would humble the CIA

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How about haptic feedback combined with spellcheck so it's literally harder to typo.

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https://lemmy.keychat.org/pictrs/image/5ea3a47f-ff6e-48e3-867e-f3777912fea2.jpeg

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"home of the raiders"

Gayville Hall even has a rainbow in its window.

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Naked*

* Excluding cloth-based modesty covers of primary and secondary sexual characteristics based on cultural norms

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Given this is 196 I assume it's a gay joke but it really just reads as a fat joke.

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