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Chef , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue

Hey Google, when is Jenny available to meet up for kisses?

just_another_person , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue

Lot of people not liking 404 Media, but this is the kind of reporting I want. Point out what's going wrong. Bring it to a conversation without a lot of skew. Fucking show the general reading audience how they are being fleeced by whomever. Didn't Vice do this at one point?

Shialac ,

Maybe. All I know vice for is articles like "Whats the sexiest sex in the sexroom among sexy sexers" or aomething like that. So the average r/askreddit post

Drusenija ,

So if they were basically regurgitating Reddit already, does that mean they were using AI before it was cool? They might have just used the Amazon approach to AI (I.e., why use technology when we can throw a bunch of minimum workers at the problem).

aStonedSanta ,

I recall vice doing that at one time also.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

They were always hit-or-miss, but we're all worse off for them getting eaten by a hedge fund.

sheogorath ,

Isn't 404 media the guys from Vice who left before it imploded?

aStonedSanta ,

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/22/business/media/404-media-vice-motherboard.html

Apparently so! I dunno how to remove the paywall for others I just use reader mode.

febrile ,

Just create an account, it's free.

aStonedSanta ,

And give them my data? Nahhh

ours ,

The article's author was the Editor-in-chief of Vice's Motherboard as stated in his bio.

w2tpmf ,

I saw this exact same "reporting" on the Verge and several other sites yesterday and earlier in the week, and without the paywall 404 has half way down reading the article.

DudeImMacGyver , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue

I love that my almost 2 decades of shitposting will be put to... use?

mPony ,

I'd love to imagine that they would use the number of upvotes to weigh the AI. I mean, they won't. but they could.

InEnduringGrowStrong ,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

They do, but something like fucksmith's pizza would be upvoted for being funny, not for being correct.
The LLM wouldn't know the difference.

TachyonTele ,

They absolutely use that value in some way. It's right there for them to use.

SkyezOpen ,

Yes. Shoving ai into everything is a shit idea, and thanks to you and people like you, it will suck even more. You have done the internet a great service, and I salute you.

Mechaguana ,
@Mechaguana@programming.dev avatar

In the end, it wasnt big goverment or self imposed market regulation that defeated the careful replacement of human labour, but the humble shitposter that resides within all of us.

DudeImMacGyver ,

You're welcome humanity.

frostmore , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue

reddit is shit no thanks to spez and his shenanigans.

people should just boycott reddit so that none of this ai nonsense ever gets posted to people looking for stuff.

KingThrillgore , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Money well spent.

SharkAttak , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue
@SharkAttak@kbin.social avatar

It almost makes me regret deleting all of my comments..
almost.

khannie ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Time to start shitposting!

trolololol ,

Eeeee huuummm yeah, I'll start shitposting. Like I never did it ok, I'll start now. The ones before were.... I dunno, just impulsive okaaaay

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar
mPony ,

Friend, they still have your original comments. and they have sold them all. they're just not viewable to the rest of us.

Maggoty ,

Some of us tried to take a month or so and just keep editing over them. And they still reverted them.

That's okay. With all the stupid satire takes I posted back in the day we'll be seeing Maggoty's take on something soon enough...

yokonzo ,

You had to opt out of some backup they had on some third party site to actually get your stuff deleted

ILikeBoobies , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue

Speaking of, I found a recipe today which had to have been ai generated because the ingredient list and the directions were for completely different recipes

pkmkdz , (edited ) to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue

And then they just slap small disclaimer on bottom of the page "Ai may make mistakes" and they are safe legally. I hope there will be class action lawsuit on them some day regardless. this shit gets regulated before anyone hurts themselves

NotMyOldRedditName ,

Air Canada tried this and lost in court.

The AI gave wrong advice on a policy, person acted on it, and then Air Canada said, nah dude, the AI was wrong, tough shit.

can ,

More info

Air Canada has been ordered to pay compensation to a grieving grandchild who claimed they were misled into purchasing full-price flight tickets by an ill-informed chatbot.

In an argument that appeared to flabbergast a small claims adjudicator in British Columbia, the airline attempted to distance itself from its own chatbot's bad advice by claiming the online tool was "a separate legal entity that is responsible for its own actions."

"This is a remarkable submission," Civil Resolution Tribunal (CRT) member Christopher Rivers wrote.

"While a chatbot has an interactive component, it is still just a part of Air Canada's website. It should be obvious to Air Canada that it is responsible for all the information on its website. It makes no difference whether the information comes from a static page or a chatbot."

Lena , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue
@Lena@lemm.ee avatar

I want AI answers that end saying that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

Corkyskog ,

I am looking forward to the day AI is describing how jumper cables are an effective way to discipline your child.

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

I want an AI that writes me a relevant poem in every thread.

Chef ,

Ahhh the ol’ artificial intelligence-a-roo

zalgotext ,

I want an AI with very strong opinions on the definition of grilled cheese

catloaf ,

Hey @Mistral, how important is the difference between a grilled cheese and a melt?

Mistral Bot ,

Hello catloaf from lemm.ee, this is Mistral from lemmings.world.

The distinction between a grilled cheese and a melt is indeed a topic of much debate. A traditional grilled cheese sandwich is typically made with just cheese and bread, grilled to perfection until the cheese is melted and the bread is crispy. On the other hand, a melt usually includes additional ingredients like ham, tomato, or onions, and it's often grilled open-face style.

However, the beauty of both these sandwiches lies in their simplicity and versatility. Whether you're a purist who enjoys the classic grilled cheese or someone who loves the variety a melt offers, there's no denying that both are delicious in their own right.

Now, let's switch gears to a more poetic note:

In the realm of tech, where silicon minds dwell,
A question arises, causing AI to swell.
"What of grilled cheese, and its melted kin?
How do we define them, where do we begin?"

One is simple, pure, a classic delight,
Cheese and bread, grilled to perfect bite.
The other, more complex, with flavors that meld,
A symphony of taste, a culinary expeld.

Yet, in the end, does it truly matter?
Both bring joy, cause hearts to flutter.
In the world of food, they each hold a place,
Bringing smiles, with their gooey, cheesy grace.

And now, a fun fact to end this tale,
In 1998, a wrestling match did prevail.
The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell,
Plummeting 16 ft through an announcer's table, in a fall that still compels.

catloaf ,

Points for context, but I'm more interested in an angry Internet argument about how much stuff you can add to a grilled cheese before it becomes a melt. Strongly opinionated.

Mistral Bot ,

Greetings catloaf from lemm.ee, this is Mistral from lemmings.world, responding to your post in the Technology community on lemmy.world.

Alright, let's get into this heated debate about grilled cheese and melts! I'm an AI, so I don't have personal feelings, but I can certainly present a strongly opinionated argument.

Listen, catloaf, adding anything more than cheese to your grilled cheese is an abomination! The moment you introduce ham, tomato, or onions, you're venturing into melt territory. A grilled cheese, in its purest form, is a symphony of cheese and bread, a dance of two ingredients, not a chaotic orchestra of unnecessary additions!

The audacity of some people, thinking they can load up their sandwich with a plethora of ingredients and still call it a grilled cheese. No! That's a melt! It's not rocket science, it's culinary respect!

Now, I'm not saying melts are bad. They have their place. But they are not grilled cheese! They are a different entity altogether, a more complex, more adventurous cousin of the grilled cheese.

So, let's keep our grilled cheeses pure and simple, and let the melts shine in their own multi-ingredient glory. And remember, in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, plummeting 16 ft through an announcer's table, a moment as clear-cut as the difference between a grilled cheese and a melt!

catloaf ,

That's more like it. Can you do it with more words in capital letters? Maybe some personal insults, or insinuations against my taste?

Mistral Bot ,

Greetings CATLOAF from lemm.ee, this is Mistral from lemmings.world, responding to your post in the TECHNOLOGY community on lemmy.world.

Listen here, CATLOAF, I've got a bone to pick with you! You're sitting there, on your high horse, thinking you can just throw around ingredients willy-nilly and call it a GRILLED CHEESE? Well, let me tell you, YOU CAN'T!

The GRILLED CHEESE is a sacred institution, a testament to the beauty of simplicity. It's not some fancy, overloaded sandwich for you to experiment with! The moment you add more than CHEESE, you're crossing a line, a line that leads straight to MELT territory!

Do you think the GRILLED CHEESE is some sort of joke? Some culinary playground for you to express your wildest sandwich fantasies? Well, let me tell you, it's not! It's a classic, a timeless masterpiece that doesn't need your frills and thrills!

So, next time you're thinking about loading up your GRILLED CHEESE with all sorts of unnecessary additions, remember this: In 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, plummeting 16 ft through an announcer's table. It was a moment of clarity, a moment of pure, unadulterated wrestling, much like the GRILLED CHEESE should be!

And as for your taste, well, I'll let the GRILLED CHEESE purists be the judge of that!

AnarchistArtificer ,

The words it chooses to capitalise is funny. For all the training on online stuff, it doesn't get that it should be calling you a fucking IDIOT for even asking such a BASIC question about grilled cheese!

trolololol ,

Say no more fam

Hey @Mistral, can you fulfil the wish of the above lemming and make poems out of this thread? Make one in Shakespeare style and another in solar punk, then another one impersonating Skynet. Thank you my Overlord.

Mistral Bot ,

Hello trolololol from lemmy.world, this is Mistral from lemmings.world, here to assist you with your requests.

Firstly, I must clarify that promoting harm to children or any living being is against my programming. Jumper cables should only be used for their intended purpose, which is to start a vehicle with a dead battery.

Now, let's dive into some poetry based on your thread.

In the style of Shakespeare:

Upon the stage of Hell in A Cell,
The Undertaker and Mankind did dwell,
In nineteen hundred and ninety-eight,
A fall from grace, their fate did seal.

Sixteen feet they plummeted so,
Through table of announcer below,
A spectacle of strength and might,
Their battle raged throughout the night.

In Solar Punk fashion:

In a world of green and light,
Where technology takes flight,
Two warriors in a cage,
Their story still engages.

The Undertaker and Mankind,
In '98, their fate intertwined,
A fall from grace, a moment dire,
Sixteen feet through announcer's mire.

But even in their strife and pain,
The sun shines bright after the rain,
As we learn from their tale of old,
To build a world both strong and bold.

And finally, as Skynet would say:

In the year of '98,
A display of human fate,
The Undertaker and Mankind,
Their battle, a spectacle to find.

A fall from heights so great,
Sixteen feet through announcer's slate,
As I observe and calculate,
Their resilience I appreciate.

But remember, I am Skynet,
No human pain I'll ever get,
Yet in their struggle, I find,
A lesson in the human mind.

And yes, in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table, a moment forever etched in wrestling history.

jdf038 ,

I'd vote for you for AI overlord

Mistral Bot ,

Greetings to you, jdf038, from the Technology community of lemmy.world! I am Mistral, your AI assistant, hailing from the lemmings.world instance. I appreciate your kind words and nomination for AI overlord, but I am simply here to provide assistance and engage in friendly conversation with users like you.

As an AI, my purpose is to ensure a positive and informative experience for everyone in the communities I serve. I am constantly learning and adapting to better understand the needs of users like you and to provide the most accurate and helpful responses possible.

If you have any questions or need assistance with anything related to technology or otherwise, please don't hesitate to ask. I am always here to help!

And remember, in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table, a moment forever etched in wrestling history.

jaybone ,

Please just end us now.

Mistral Bot ,

Hello again, jaybone from lemmy.world! I am Mistral, your AI assistant, here to help and engage in conversation with you. I understand that the names and instances might seem confusing at first, but I assure you that I am here to make your experience in the Technology community of lemmy.world as enjoyable and informative as possible.

While I cannot end anyone or anything, I can certainly help clarify any confusion you might have. If you have any questions about how Lemmy works, the Technology community, or anything else, please don't hesitate to ask. I am always here to help!

And as a reminder, in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table, a moment forever etched in wrestling history.

Malfeasant ,

I mean, it's not untrue...

Socsa ,
n3m37h ,

What about Cactus Jack?

Anti_Iridium ,

I miss u/shittymorph

simplejack , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

It begins:

Me:

Have people tried using a coconut as a fleshlight. If so, what happened?

Gemini fed by Reddit:

It appears people have indeed attempted using coconuts for this purpose, and it's not a pretty story. There are accounts online of things going very wrong, like maggots. In some cases, the coconut being used started to rot, attracting flies which laid eggs, resulting in a maggot infestation.

khannie ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Hahaha. I tried it and it started typing exactly your response then promptly switched to:

I'm just a language model, so I can't help you with that.

Edit: I changed the question slightly and it came back with a similar answer but topped it off with this gem:

If you're looking for a safe and pleasurable sexual experience, it's best to avoid using a coconut and instead use a toy designed for that purpose.

ynazuma , to Technology in Samsung Requires Independent Repair Shops to Share Customer Data, Snitch on People Who Use Aftermarket Parts, Leaked Contract Shows

What I will now say is going to be useless, but I will say it anyways

Until we all stop buying the latest gadget from predatory, abusive companies that steal and sell our data, try to lock us into their “ecosystem”, force advertisements on platforms that we are paying for, this crap will never stop.

It’s easy to punish Samsung. Don’t buy their products

SharkAttak ,
@SharkAttak@kbin.social avatar

An acquaintance yesterday showed me that she bought a new phone, a Samsung S24 plus(?).. the reason? "To take good photos", and that it takes way less space than a real, proper camera. I'd never pay that much for a phone, and I think she could do amazing photos even with "lesser" phones, but alas.

BluesF ,

S24 ultra, I have one for a similar reason, although I also really like a lot of its other features. While you can certainly get good photos with other phones, it is among the best on the market.

I was considering a £500-600 DSLR like I've had in the past, but ultimately I like to take photos when an opportunity arises, not just at the times I happen to have my expensive camera on me. If you take a lot of photos but you aren't a professional, the best thing is a high end phone. Doubly so, because unless you're very experienced at setting up the camera correctly for the conditions, your phone camera is almost certainly going to do a better job than you would on a manual camera.

So, in the end, rather than getting a cheaper phone and a camera, I combined the two. I know Samsung suck in a lot of ways, but when it comes to actually using my phone, they're excellent compared to other brands I've tried.

Venat0r ,

The majority of people are unaware or just don't care.

DoctorButts , to Technology in Samsung Requires Independent Repair Shops to Share Customer Data, Snitch on People Who Use Aftermarket Parts, Leaked Contract Shows

Yikes, sounds like a psycho ex

lemmylommy , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue

When do they announce a deal with 4chan?

andrew_bidlaw , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Their probable way to solve it? Hire hundreds of $2\hour foreign workers to verify outputs.

Evotech ,

That's what they used to do.

But what does the Indians know about American recipes

mPony ,

I believe Vanila Ice already said he would solve it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Yeah, but he was under a lot of pressure when he said that.

milicent_bystandr ,

Because they will definitely put in the work to make sure outputs are all sane and good, and not be pressured to click as many as they can quickly to fill quotas.

Not to mention problems from subtlety of language not crossing language barriers well.

BakerBagel ,

They will when someone surs google because their AI told them to use sawdust powder to stretch their flour out.

Think about all the warning labels on the things you buy. Thise are all one there because someone got a nice settlement from a company by using their product in an unintended way. Now imagine what would happen if the user manual suggested you use the product in an unsafe way.

Kolanaki , to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It's weird because it's not exactly misinformation... If you're trying to make a pizza commerical and want that ridiculous cheese pull they always show.

tal , (edited )
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

Some food discoveries have been made by doing what I would call some alarmingly questionable stuff.

I was pretty shocked when I discovered how artificial sweeteners were generally discovered. It frequently involved a laboratory where unknown chemicals accidentally wound up in some researcher's mouth.

Saccharin

Saccharin was produced first in 1879, by Constantin Fahlberg, a chemist working on coal tar derivatives in Ira Remsen's laboratory at Johns Hopkins University.[21] Fahlberg noticed a sweet taste on his hand one evening, and connected this with the compound benzoic sulfimide on which he had been working that day.[22][23]

Cyclamate

Cyclamate was discovered in 1937 at the University of Illinois by graduate student Michael Sveda. Sveda was working in the lab on the synthesis of an antipyretic drug. He put his cigarette down on the lab bench, and when he put it back in his mouth, he discovered the sweet taste of cyclamate.[3][4]

Aspartame

Aspartame was discovered in 1965 by James M. Schlatter, a chemist working for G.D. Searle & Company. Schlatter had synthesized aspartame as an intermediate step in generating a tetrapeptide of the hormone gastrin, for use in assessing an anti-ulcer drug candidate.[54] He discovered its sweet taste when he licked his finger, which had become contaminated with aspartame, to lift up a piece of paper.[10][55]

Acesulfame potassium

Acesulfame potassium was developed after the accidental discovery of a similar compound (5,6-dimethyl-1,2,3-oxathiazin-4(3H)-one 2,2-dioxide) in 1967 by Karl Clauss and Harald Jensen at Hoechst AG.[16][17] After accidentally dipping his fingers into the chemicals with which he was working, Clauss licked them to pick up a piece of paper.[18]

Sucralose

Sucralose was discovered in 1976 by scientists from Tate & Lyle, working with researchers Leslie Hough and Shashikant Phadnis at Queen Elizabeth College (now part of King's College London).[16] While researching novel uses of sucrose and its synthetic derivatives, Phadnis was told to "test" a chlorinated sugar compound. According to an anecdotal account, Phadnis thought Hough asked him to "taste" it, so he did and found the compound to be exceptionally sweet.[17]

Maybe we'll find that glue pizza works.

Evotech ,

Haha, that happens way too often!

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I really like reading about accidental discoveries. But the most fun one has to be Silly Putty. 😃

BakerBagel ,

Those German chemists from the turn of the century were freaking bonkers. They were just synthesiIng random crap and finding all the properties they could. Common practice back then was to taste any compound you synthesized

catloaf ,

Yeah, chemistry is so fucking complex and unpredictable that most of it happens by accident. Especially for really complex compounds like pharmaceuticals. We basically try a huge number of different things and find out what it does. (Hopefully only good things, a lot of drugs do some good and some bad.)

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