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hakunawazo , to Comic Strips in I can't wait to play tonight [Clueless Hero]
Underwaterbob , to Comic Strips in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

Then, in your forties you drink a single beer, feel nothing, and have the mother of all hangovers. I've more-or-less given up drinking at this point.

MaxVoltage ,

yall really dont drink water huh?

30 here drink does nothing to me but i drink a glass of water eve3night before bed lmao

drank a margarita last night woke up at 5 am

see a doctor

Darkassassin07 , to Comic Strips in Hydra in training [Goofy Gods Comics]
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

I wonder how fast they re-grow.

That could get out of hand in a hurry, if he just stood there taking it....

brsrklf ,

There was a joke a bit like that in the Order of the Stick webcomic.

The hydra they were facing was supposed to be a test of wit. Fighting it mindlessly was supposed to be a bad idea, since it would just grow more and more heads in response.

Except one of them noticed there didn't seem to be any limit to the number of heads and had an idea, so he let the violent bastard in the team go cut heads like crazy anyway.

After a while the hydra just fainted because it couldn't supply oxygen to so many brains.

LemmyKnowsBest , to Comic Strips in Hydra in training [Goofy Gods Comics]

Why did Hydra have one head in the second pane then two heads in the fourth pane?

Also:

Is this LOSS?

ledtasso ,

That's the whole joke. Helicopter blade, hydra head, cut off, regrow

F04118F , to Comic Strips in The tedious part of war [Goat To Self]

Reminds me of that report from earlier this year, how Taliban former warriors were struggling with office work

https://time.com/6263906/taliban-afghanistan-office-work-quiet-quit/

EatYouWell , to solarpunk memes in History repeats itself

I think microplastics are going to be what wipes out humanity, not climate change.

captainjaneway ,
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

You'd be wrong but it's a hopeful thought.

EatYouWell ,

Chemicals in microplastics cause fertility issues. Humanity can survive the climate crisis for a very long time, but only if we can make new humans.

perestroika , to solarpunk memes in History repeats itself

It's actually a bit more complicated. :) They made vessels from copper when they could - copper is a superb heat conductor. But copper gets toxic fast when you cook acidic food. It gets worse if you don't clean your copper vessels. Wikipedia tells:

Copper is reactive with acidic foods which can result in corrosion, the byproducts of which can foment copper toxicity. In certain circumstances, however, unlined copper is recommended and safe, for instance in the preparation of meringue, where copper ions prompt proteins to denature (unfold) and enable stronger protein bonds across the sulfur contained in egg whites. Unlined copper is also used in the making of preserves, jams and jellies.

Despite not having adequate chemistry or medicine, people in old times had a clue - they saw that copper sometimes fouled and turned green, and suspected this was not good, preferring tin-lined copper vessels as the economical alternative to silver-lined copper vessels.

(Needless to say, industries of that time didn't produce stainless steel - maybe some alchemist blacksmith knew enough to make it, but it was not a thing.)

Lining copper pots and pans prevents copper from contact with acidic foods. The most popular lining types are tin, stainless steel, nickel and silver.

...but the chemistry of the time being what it was - shoddy - sometimes tin was contaminated with lead (Pb), sometimes it was deliberately adulterated with lead, and shit happened.

In the middle ages, guilds had a system of proof marks and inspectors to ensure craftsmen wouldn't add too much lead to tin alloys. The Nuremberg standard for example specified 1 part of lead against 10 parts of tin, but in Luzern, Switzerland, a problematic alloy was used.

As for Romans...

However, the use of leaden cookware, though popular, was not the general standard of use. Copper cookware was used far more generally and no indication exists as to how often sapa was added or in what quantity. (Grape syrup)

hperrin , to Comic Strips in Reminder [Martin Rosner]

Me every April 16th.

naticus ,

This is your friendly reminder that it is now February and you should have started getting documents. Start filing them now and be prepared for anything owed!

hperrin ,

You are a good person, and I like you.

HurlingDurling , to Comic Strips in One Punch Man [Chris Hallbeck]
Grass , to Comic Strips in One Punch Man [Chris Hallbeck]

I WANNA BE A SAIKYOU HEROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH

ocassionallyaduck , to Mildly Infuriating in This person's rejection reason

That is probably a slam dunk (minor) discrimination lawsuit. Your circumstances of birth, including the date, are not something you can be judged for.

Follow up with your ID or Birth certificate and ask "Excuse me?"

blaine ,

@ocassionallyaduck

@The_Picard_Maneuver

Not true in the US. They could ban anyone born in the entire month of April, or anyone who "looks like a pot smoker" if they wanted to.

Applicants, employees and former employees are ONLY protected from employment discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex (including pregnancy, sexual orientation, or gender identity), national origin, age (40 or older), disability and genetic information (including family medical history).

flyingjake ,

I wonder if an argument could be made that birthdate is a component of your genetic information including family medical history? It is also potentially age discrimination?

GlitterInfection ,

At the moment you have 69 upvotes, so I can't, in good conscience, upvote you. But you're right.

KingJalopy ,

Funny joke number amirite

moosetwin ,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

almost as funny as that other number...

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

80085?

Blooper ,

Come on dude this is a family website.

Karlos_Cantana , to Mildly Infuriating in This person's rejection reason
@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

Glad that won't happen to me. I was born on January 6th.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Now I'm imagining someone legitimately putting their Jan6 involvement on a resume.

Window Structural Integrity Tester (Jan 6th, 2021): Responsibilities included - unconventional team-building activities, conditioning, navigating unfamiliar territory, and breaking down barriers.

Eximius , to Mildly Infuriating in This person's rejection reason

They should not censor the company name.

Cqrd ,

But then you might realize it's fake.

Custoslibera ,

What do you mean ‘Company Business Incorporated Pty Ltd.’ Isn’t a legitimate employer?

HiddenLayer5 , to Mildly Infuriating in This person's rejection reason
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Honestly, they might even consider it fortunate that the company showed them it's cards now and not when they're their actual employer. Dodged a bullet.

ghterve ,

The company is cards?

HiddenLayer5 ,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Correct. You don't want to work for cards. The corporate structure is too flimsy. /s

GrayBackgroundMusic , to Mildly Infuriating in This person's rejection reason

This can't be real. There are so many red flags this is fake. 1) Everything is censored. 2) GIS (Google image search) lookup only shows reddit and linkedin. The linkedin post is just as vague "learned a colleague received this!" 3) It's too good to be true. it plays on current fears. 4) It's just so dumb.

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