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ImplyingImplications ,

There are only so many nouns that start with G. Everyone knows all Linux programs must be a noun and an acronym that starts with "GNU" (which is itself a noun and an acronym that starts with GNU)

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

So it's GNU the whole way down?

thisfro ,

Always has been

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Donkter ,

That's old GNUs

can ,

or as I've recently taken to calling it

moosetwin ,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

old GNUs

Amputret ,
@Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

GNU Nominal Universalism

edinbruh ,

When they finish the words with G they can just add another layer of recursion and create BIG, an acronym for "BIG Is GNU". And from there go on like a word chain game

everett ,

KDE would liKe to Know your loKation.

liquidparasyte ,

Make sure you've installed Flatseal from the DisKover Store

z500 ,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

KDE Komedy Klassic? That's not good...

PiratePanPan ,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Kock and Kall Korture

DestroyMegacorps ,

DO NOT USE A ACRYONYM FOR THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A PRIDEFUL FILIPINO!!!!

Zink ,

These two joKes just had me laughing unKontrollably at my phone.

barsoap ,

KDE is not an abbreviation, and not in the same way than XNA is not an abbreviation. Originally it was the Kool Desktop Environment which was quickly dropped not for the obvious KDE Desktop Environment but K Desktop Environment, which kinda makes sense given that KDE replaces 'c's with 'k' all over the place -- such as, to wit, its name as it's a reference to CDE. Nowadays it's plain KDE though.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

Cool Desctop Environment

kuneho ,
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

a long time ago I've heard that maybe the only reasoning behind the "K" is that it comes before "L" in the alphabet (L, cause of "Linux")

Idk how true is this, but I've found this "explanation" amusing.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Being free from megacorps let's humans be humans, to express themselves, I love it, the jokes are nice (and are jokes, unlike the nightmare abominations like Clippy and their AIs).

Guru_Insights99 ,

While it is understandable to have concerns about the influence of large corporations, it is important to recognize the significant contributions they make to society. Corporations provide numerous benefits that enhance our daily lives and drive economic growth.

Corporations are major employers, providing jobs and economic opportunities for millions of people. They invest heavily in research and development, leading to innovation and the creation of new products and services. This economic activity stimulates growth and benefits communities worldwide.

Many large corporations prioritize social responsibility and sustainability initiatives. They implement ethical practices, reduce their environmental impact, and engage in philanthropic activities. By leveraging their resources, corporations can positively influence society and address important global challenges.

Overall, It is essential to acknowledge both the positive and negative aspects of corporations. While there are certainly areas where improvements can be made, it is unfair to label all big corporations as inherently bad. By recognizing their contributions and encouraging responsible practices, we can foster a more balanced and productive dialogue about the role of corporations in society.

Entropywins ,

Umm...is this a joke?

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

No, it's AI garbage. Almost every comment made by that user is AI generated.

ArmokGoB ,

This is generated by AI.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

Almost every comment made by that user is ChatGPT generated.

ondoyant ,
@ondoyant@beehaw.org avatar

corporate governance structures are anti-democratic by nature. framing corporate capture of innovation, economic opportunity, scientific research, and our most critical services as a positive thing is grotesque. nobody should own lifesaving research. nobody should own our houses, our hospitals, our livelihoods and our parks, corporations shouldn't be able to decide what causes are worthy, what challenges can be addressed. we should. the people who do the work, who make the products, who do the labor that serves others, not unaccountable boards of ultra-wealthy assholes who think they get to make our decisions for us, and are using that power to actively kill the fucking planet.

if you wanna lick the boot, have fun with that corpo.

AppleTea ,

Corporations are an outdated means of organizing industry. While they can innovate upon existing technology, invention and discovery are avoided, as the length and uncertainties in such undertaking can eat into shareholder returns. While there are exceptions, this selective pressure is seldom overcome. This competitive evolutionary model forces participant companies into a race to the bottom. Corners are cut, labor stiffed, and customers squeezed in order to draw greater and greater profits -- or else run the risk of loosing out to more ruthless competition.

In the same way large firms were able to stabilize disruptions in the supply chain through vertical and horizontal integration (thus outliving smaller, regionally managed businesses), mixed economies stabilize the shocks and disruptions of large firms, with the added benefit of re-focusing the output of industry to common goals, rather than to enrichment of a narrow few.

Overall, it is essential to see corporations as a phase in the conscious and unconscious evolution of human endeavor - a tool in the industrialized toolbox and not an end goal unto itself. It's also important to learn to write for yourself, or you'll be clowned on quite easily.

NoFood4u , (edited )
@NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz avatar

NAHHHH, and here i was thinking that "internet bot" just means a person spreading obvious propaganda on the internet.
a screenshot of a scan of this text using GPTZero that concluded 100% generated

update:
The rest of this guys comments are the exact same kind of garbage.
although this one was admittedly kinda funny:
a screenshot of a comment by Guru_Insights99 that says: Hey there, champ! I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I’m afraid I have to disagree with your statement. Game development with effort or coding skills? Today I’m gonna show you how to do it without any effort, it’s like becoming an astronaut by watching the big bang theory! Let me break it down for you. You see, creating a video game is as easy as pie. Typically, you would use lines of code. But what if I told you that you can gather a bunch of random images from the internet, throw them into a a computer, and voila! You’ve got yourself the next “Call of Duty” blockbuster. Going by standards nowadays people will be lining up to buy your game, guaranteed! Who needs coding when you can just use a magic wand and poof your game is magically coded? Just like that! Forget the coding aspect of it, you can make a game effortless! How do I do this you ask me? Well, If you really want to master the art of game development without lifting a finger, I have the perfect solution for you. Introducing my revolutionary course: “Effortless Game Development Masterclass”! In this course, you’ll learn the ancient secrets of game creation without any pesky coding skills or effort required. You’ll be churning out awards winning games in no time, all while lounging on your couch and eating Cheetos. 😎😎👊 Dm me if you want more info for the affiliate link

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Oh someone has prompted it to use a casual tone. I did this with GPT and it spat out answers with a "HELLO FELLOW KIDS! 😎🔥🍆" tone.

Takumidesh ,

Corporations can do all of those things while also operating as a non profit

refalo ,

Can you name one tech non-profit that does all of those things

JackRiddle ,

Ok chatGPT

Senseless ,

It might be some weird act of masochism but I liked clippy.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Just install vigor.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Really, huh, that's ... kinda nice to know? (In the 'world is the tiniest bit better than I knew' way)

I have enjoyed various creepy Clippy art/mini lore.

It's basically an SCP thing.

Catoblepas ,

I’m glad someone did.

captainlezbian ,

I did too, but I was a child and in retrospect I feel like that made me the target audience.

Like I get that Microsoft has for a long time been trying to make tech and computers feel non threatening. And clippy feels like a reasonable attempt especially within the program it was created for Microsoft Bob which was something I can totally see a world in which it had been popular

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

I was part of a coding bootcamp, and one day the class was talking about git. Somebody mentioned that "git" is also a word used as an insult, like "That guy is a total git". When I revealed that was where the name came from, several students audibly gasped, and a couple said something like "Oh, how embarrassing!" I had the weirdest sense of culture shock, and I had no doubt those students would make very good corporate drones.

nightofmichelinstars ,

Embarrassing for who?

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

For them, I guess. I can imagine some folks would be embarrassed to tell people that they use GIMP for the same reason.

refalo ,

wait until part 2 of git class where they use the MASTER branch

Takios ,
@Takios@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It's main branch these days (at least that's the new default for new repositories)

allcretansareliars ,

I heard that Linus named it git because he is one.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

That's what I heard, too. He has a habit of naming his software projects after himself: Linux, git.

captainlezbian ,

Yeah it’s weird how computers are still so grounded in weirdo cultures but because everyone has to use them and they’re the foundation of modern society and economy these people often run into something they aren’t prepared to deal with whether it’s copy left and the open source movement or it’s terminology and naming with an irreverent flair.

This is also how you wind up with me casually talking about linux and home servers with a bunch of anarchists as we fix up old bikes while I know engineers and tech chasers who are scared of such things.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

They were already assimilated at that point, changing their culture would be futile.

But we must try anyway.

Muscar ,
darkphotonstudio ,

I hope this is AI generated and not something someone actually took time to draw.

PiratePanPan ,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Can confirm.

Source: am Linux diehard and sexual deviant

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,
ffmpeg
kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

ffmpreg

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Don't look that up on LemmyNSFW.com

shneancy ,

😳

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

And Trojitá (the email client) was written by a Czech. It means “triple” in Czech, and Czech Republic is famous for porn.

kittenzrulz123 ,

He forgot about the third category, silly Trans catgirl programmers :3

PotatoKat ,

Seems like a redundant category, I believe you can comfortably slot them into the other 2 categories

kittenzrulz123 ,

I kinda fall into the DnD category but I'm Asexual

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

There's admittedly some overlap

xwolpertinger ,

This is why I use Krita

Which has nothing to do with nerdy sex perverts whatsoever

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

I am afraid to open Krita in public because its mascot Kiki (the robot squirrel girl) is drawn dangerously close to upskirt in the splashscreen.
Krita splash

GIMP's is just mushrooms, nothing objectionable.

xwolpertinger ,

I've been there, at work no less

Kusimulkku ,

SEXO

iiGxC ,

it's giving vaporeon vibes too

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Her look varies by artist. She is usually whiter and not as apparently robotic. There is a reference design but it's not really official. More info

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

At least the name just means crayon.

ILikeBoobies ,

The name was decided before the acronym, just unfortunate

Artyom ,

GNU's not Unix tool kit image manipulation program. As long as you don't believe Unix actually is an acronym

TopRamenBinLaden ,

GNUTKIMP

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

It's a recursive acronym so it could expand indefinitely into GNUNUNUNU...TKIMP, similarly to wineineineine... or Benoît Benoît ... B. ... Mandelbrot Mandelbrot. Like a ZIP bomb, never try to expand it fully.

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I'm so meta, even this acronym

rxin ,

hold up im pretty sure it's without the "tool kit" part

GTK is the GIMP tool kit

Titou ,
@Titou@sh.itjust.works avatar

Also works with packages having their name starting with OPEN or Libre

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Open paKage.

kuneho ,
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

I don't know if this memory of mine is real, or just a (day)dreaming or my brain just fucks with me, or just too much acid, but I clearly remember lots of years ago I opened GIMP and the splash screen had this fox IN A FUCKING GIMP SUIT!

Agent641 ,

Probably the very instant mum walks in, too.

kuneho ,
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

I guess she got used to the sight of drawn animals in gimp suit on my screen by that time

Meuzzin ,

Engineers have always been pervs. As evidence, resistor color codes are remembered by:

Bad
Boys
Rape
Our
Young
Girls
But
Violet
Gives
Willingly

As taught in college. In my situation, our professor disappeared mid semester, as he was arrested for child porn, and was the biggest supplier of child porn in Colorado at the time...

Sidyctism ,

Im almost afraid to ask, but could you explain how that helps remembering resistor colors?

PotatoKat ,

Black brown red orange yellow green blue violet gray white

I have a passing familiarity with the colors and that just helped me list them out... now I feel gross

ysjet ,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_color_code_mnemonics

Pretty much everywhere has cracked down on that kind of thing for a while.

YourMomsTrashman ,
@YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world avatar

The open source game framework Löve (Love2D) has some incredible library names, here's a few select ones out of context:

  • Hump
  • Lövetoys
  • Löve Bone
  • Quickie
  • Goo
  • Pölygamy
  • Swingers
  • Adult Lib
  • Gspöt
  • Möan/Talkies
  • fLUIds
  • Yaoui
Interstellar_1 OP ,
@Interstellar_1@pawb.social avatar

Do these even make more sense with context?

YourMomsTrashman ,
@YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world avatar

Most of them are a stretch but they do!
Hump is for collision detection, Lovetoys is helper functions, I believe Love Bone is an animation system, etc.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Hm...

You think there are some die-hard Christians against the use of BSD? 🤔

DriftinGrifter ,

seen a few they seem to be okay with openbsd tho because it uses the pufferfish

Smorty ,

What and gimp and gnome is weird?

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Gnome is fantasy related and gimp is a sex thing

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