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heyitsmikey128 , to solarpunk memes in welp

But it should be lower case "p" at the end

x_cell ,
@x_cell@slrpnk.net avatar

Capchas aren't generally case sensitive though.

Prunebutt ,

They're not? Doesn't that make them less effective?

x_cell ,
@x_cell@slrpnk.net avatar

Probably? I'm no expert but I always answer with just lower case without issue

Nougat ,

Depends. I know that Microsoft changed to non-case sensitive not terribly long ago (for things like testexchangeconnectivity).

BubbleMonkey , to solarpunk memes in welp
@BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m pretty sure that’s always what capchas were for.. training ai image recognition.

They just also use it as security theater.

argentcorvid ,
@argentcorvid@midwest.social avatar

Rate limiting

Norgur , to solarpunk memes in welp
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

Back to looking for images with fire hydrants and ducks then.

FinnTheFickle , to solarpunk memes in welp

Oh fuck, we’re doomed

Gork , to 196 in 'YoU bElOnG hErE' rule

The Gay Jewish Space Laser has been test fired. Please input coordinates for first strike.

Marzell ,

55.752023,37.617499

totally_notAcat ,

For anyone wondering this is in Moscow

Mycatiskai , to 196 in 'YoU bElOnG hErE' rule

Someone called down a pride orbital laser stratagem.

That bunny doesn't realize he is about to experience managed democracy.

saigot , to 196 in Bandwidth rule

I know it's a joke but time is not (or should not be at least)a synonym for bandwidth in the corporate world. A p1 ticket takes more bandwidth than a p2 even if they take the same amount of time to complete.

Reyali ,

I’m curious how they differ in your opinion. Can you elaborate?

For context, I’m a Product Manager and it wouldn’t occur to me that either takes more bandwidth. However, I do think “bandwidth” carries a connotation of priority. “I don’t have the time to work on that P1” would be a rather shocking statement to hear, since a P1 should, by definition, be the top priority. “I don’t have the bandwidth to work on that P1” says to me that there’s something equally or more important taking that person’s focus.

BingBong ,

How are these really different? If they don't have time it's probably because of something equally or more important taking focus.

saigot , (edited )

For context, I'm a senor dev at a large corporation, that works at a much slower pace than your typical continuous integration web app. If I was to translate "Do you have bandwidth for x" from corpo speak I would say "Are you able to work x to completion without the stakeholders noticing it not progressing" . That encompasses time, but it also needs to account for all the other resources needed to do that task and more intangible things like the latency expected in updates or the amount of mental capacity (some at my company call it "mind ram" which I think is a good metaphor).

Here's an example. If I have a p1 that takes 1 hour of my time a day before being blocked by other people (this is common in my industry, it's common for dozens of developers from various specialties to work on the same issue). Because it is high priority and involves many people the important thing is that I work on it immediately when the issue is with me. This is a ticket that takes a lot of bandwidth, but not a lot of time.

If I have been assigned this issue I can work 2 or 3 p2 tickets in addition to that without missing anything. However I wouldn't have the bandwidth to work on another p1, because if they both needed my attention at the same time, or have a meeting at the same time I wouldn't be able to appropriately meet the needs of both p1 tickets.

As another example, I need specialized hardware to test certain things. That HW is in short supply and those tests can sometimes run for days. If I have an issue that ties up that hardware, I don't have the BW for another issue that uses that HW. Although I have all the time in the world for other issues, I lack the BW for any issue that needs that HW.

iiGxC , to 196 in 'YoU bElOnG hErE' rule

that panda rabbit's gonna get turned into a snail

Track_Shovel OP ,
TechieDamien ,

Well it shouldn't have learnt how to run away from the school of Prometheus then!

MeDuViNoX , to Memes in *audible sigh*

Pride is in the eye(s) of the beholder!

Track_Shovel OP ,

Do you see what I see? Truth is an offense

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , to Memes in Uncanny Valley

"But in general, take my advice, when you meet anything that's going to be Human and isn't yet, or used to be Human once and isn't now, or ought to be Human and isn't, you keep your eyes on it and feel for your hatchet."

OlPatchy2Eyes ,

May I ask where this is from?

hasnt_seen_goonies ,

The chronicles of Narnia, the lion the witch and the wardrobe. I think it's the beaver talking about how the witch isn't human?

explodicle ,

Ok that makes more sense coming from a Christian book. I was wondering if they'd be hatcheting fetuses.

Iron_Lynx ,

Am I seeing this right? Are you calling one of the defining works of Fantasy literature a "Christian book?"

explodicle ,
Lifebandit666 ,

Sacrifice the Lion for the good of everyone? It comes back from the dead... Not ringing any bells?

Lifebandit666 , (edited ) to Memes in Uncanny Valley

I call this feeling "The Holy Spirit" and no I'm not religious, hear me out.

So there's "The Father" which is you, in charge of everything.

Then there's "The Son" which is your Jesus, the bit of you that does shit mostly perfectly without any input from you. The scary example of this is when you drive to work and can't remember the drive at all. Jesus Take the wheel. Teach your Jesus right and you can trust he'll do things fine.

Then The Holy Spirit, which is that part of you that sees everything, before the filters are applied, and let's you know something is off. There's no obvious reason for it, but there's something off about this guy and we need to get away from him as soon as possible and never interact with them again.

The Jesus part is the important bit for most of us. Learning to play the guitar? Teach your Jesus. When you've practiced enough you can just trust that Jesus will hit the notes while you concentrate on singing along.

When I learned to Juggle I just taught my Jesus how to throw properly so it lands in the other hand.

At work I teach my Jesus how to do the manual labour, do the checks I need to do, and I can concentrate on ripping on my work colleagues.

CaptainEffort , to solarpunk memes in mood
@CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yup, walking everywhere when I briefly lived in Europe was huge for me, both for my physical and mental health.

kakes ,

I really miss having a reason to walk all day, like when I was in university. Now I work from home, and while I can walk around the block of whatever, it just isn't nearly the same.

Land_Strider ,

The same for me. Although I could and would game in the dorm as much as I liked, I'd have pretty regular evening walks with friends over 2 hours with sitting for a bit on good places around the campus. On top of regular school stuff that'd amount to 4k-5k steps, these walks would add 5k-8k more on top, sometimes totalling 20k and not a single step or minute would be boring or hard to find motivation for.

captainlezbian ,

A nice walk helps you gather your thoughts

JeffreyOrange ,

I can recommend GPS games like pokemon go or Jurassic World Alive. Gives you some motivation and entertainment to walk once you get into it.

kakes ,

Someone else recommended StreetComplete, which I'll definitely be checking out.

Loved playing Pokémon Go, but honestly it's not as fun now that my friends don't play, sadly.

JeffreyOrange ,

Look up your lcoal pokemon community on Campfire
I met a ton of people thrpugh there, had many fun meetings over the years

adam_y ,
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

Get yourself into photography. You don't need anything expensive, if you have a phone camera, that will do.

Document the strange and interesting things in your environment. The people, the architecture.

It gets you out of the house a mission per day. It gives you a goal.

kakes ,

Honestly, the idea of adding another hobby to my Jenga tower of hobbies is a bit scary, but you aren't wrong that it would get me out more. Might be worth a shot (pun intended).

adam_y ,
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

Genuinely, if it helps you feel better, you are always welcome to share your photos with me and tell me about them.

Kecessa ,

Get a dog, if you can't then dedicate an hour or two to walking, make it an obligation.

I WFH and walk 5 to 10km a day... If you had the time to do it before and don't have more obligations than before then it's on you if you don't do it anymore...

SavedKriss ,

Warning! Having a dog and caring for him is a huge commitment.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

a good alternative is walking other people's dogs, then you can earn money too!

MalReynolds ,
@MalReynolds@slrpnk.net avatar

A life shared.

Kecessa ,

Indeed, hence the "if your can't" part

SavedKriss ,

Sure, but repetita iuvant.

kakes ,

Already have one. I guess I'm including that when I say "walking around the block." Like, I do it, but it's boring and feels like a chore.

Honestly, maybe I'm just spoiled because until recently I lived next to a park with a lake that I loved taking my pupper around.

Kecessa , (edited )

Well, don't limit yourself to going around the block! We've got a 10lbs dog and he's unstoppable, he could walk around the city for hours if we let him. Pop some earphones in, listen to a podcast about something that interests you and go!

It's not like going around a lake, but that's something you can do on weekends :)

onion ,

Another option is to install StreetComplete on your phone and do something useful for society while on a walk

kakes ,

Ngl I like this idea. I highly doubt there's much around me worth noting, but I'll absolutely check it out and do what I can.

Baku ,

The things around me have all been stuff like "what material is the power pole made out of?" "What is the road surface on ____ street?" "What are the restrictions on parking here?" Etc. but there is an advanced mode you can use which unlocks harder questions that less people answer

kakes ,

Oh interesting, I kinda dig that.

onion , (edited )

If you're having fun with it and wanna go deeper, there is also StreetCompleteExtendedEdition (SCEE) and Vespucci

Desmond373 ,

That app looks awesome, thanks

funkless_eck ,

people giving you reasons here to leave the house - amateurs, just install an under desk treadmill

dudinax ,

That's even more depressing than "walk around the block"

funkless_eck ,

hell yeah! That'll show that sun punk who's boss.

That's the purpose of this sub, right?

Stegget ,

What's wrong with walking around the block?

kakes ,

I've considered this, I do have a standing desk already. I agree it feels a bit depressing though haha.

crapwittyname ,

Rescue a dog, my guy.

Honytawk ,

Why? Is one in trouble?

grrgyle ,

Always

kakes ,

I have a dog, and we walk around the block(s), but it's boring. When I can, I drive my dog down to the forest paths for a walk, but that's like, a whole event.

crapwittyname , (edited )

I guess there's not much green space near where you live. That sucks. But on the plus side, you're getting out every day thanks to your dog, at least!

grrgyle ,

I found excuses for myself to walk and it's made a difference. YMMV depending on what's around you, but like my friend and I walk to a nearby coffee shop for our lunch dates, and I've got a decent walk to get to the gym, which impacts how my legs/back feel hugely.

Even just walking to a corner store to get a sparkling juice or whatever is nice.

You got anything like that where you're at?

kakes ,

I do have a few things within walking distance, but it's like, a gas station and a restaurant. I do walk to those when I need to, but I try not to go off I can help it, just to save money. (That's another frustration - that every reason to get out costs money.)

Sadly, there's a grocery store just outside "walking range" of my house. The last place I lived, I loved walking to the store every day for fresh groceries, but here it just isn't feasible.

Fortunately I should be moving soon, though, and this is all definitely going to be in mind when we choose a place.

grrgyle ,

Damn is that the suburbs? Yeah, try to find a place with more walkable/bikeable amenities if you can, for your next place.

The only other thing I can think of is try finding a bench a ways off to read on, or just listen to audio books or something

WolfLink ,

I used to do that but using eating out as an excuse to walk ends with me spending a lot more money on eating out than I should.

Leviathan ,

I WFH a couple of days per week and living in a 15 minute walkable city is wonderful for walks compared to when I lived in the suburbs. But that's me and having an endless amount of actual stuff to walk to compared to an endless sea of cookie cutter houses and grass is my idea of heaven vs hell, in that order.

hazelnoot , to 196 in Bandwidth rule
@hazelnoot@beehaw.org avatar

My product manager is doing the opposite - pushing us to replace "bandwidth" and "effort" with "time". We're now expected to provide an accurate hour estimate for all work items, projects, and bugs. Getting it done later or sooner is penalized on the metrics.

Johanno , (edited )

"Hey I need you to change the colour on this thing here. How long will it take?"

"let me see.... tips furiously on a calculator how about 390 days?"

If you get it done sooner. Just don't submit it. You are still working on it. Only on the day you predicted you finish it.

1984 , to Memes in *audible sigh*
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

"Put a chick in it, make her gay" - Kathleen Kennedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vJDcCcANnU

robocall , to 196 in 'YoU bElOnG hErE' rule
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

"Give us money... or else!"

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